Lucas johns

[Tyr_03]

Johning is the single most important part of playing Smash. You should have johns ready at all times. These are just some examples of useful johns for Lucas. Post your own!

Standard Lucas Johns

"Marth is gay."

"Metaknight is gay."

"Game and Watch is gay."

"I can't believe I messed up that zap jump AGAIN!!" (throws controller)

"Lucas sucks on Wifi" (lol)

"If characters were true to their original games Lucas would be top tier!!" (rant about Mother 3)

"(obscure reference to Mother 3 that no one but Ness and Lucas players understand)"

The Mew2King John
"My controller was broken."

The John McCain Counterpick John
(after switching to a secondary to fight a bad matchup and getting *****)
"Choosing (insert character here) seemed like such a good idea at the time..."

 

[Levitas]

I like my standard: "I was using lucas"

 

[prOAPC]

"you can't win without grab/release"

"i was just trying new things..."

"you think i was playing seriosly? lol you don't deserve playing me with all my potential!"

"my controller is not working, look, i can't keep my shield up for more than 1 second" <- this has happened in 2 tournaments, CC sucks :S

 

[Yoshi-Kirby]

"You can't win without a CG"

I'm not sure if "DK is gay" should be one

"I SD'd with PK Thundah"

 

[lil cj]

All the good ones are taken lol
All I got is...

"Lucas is low tier anyways"

 

[ToxiCrow]

"The Lag messed up my PKT2"
"I wasn't being serious I was using Lucas"
"[inset character] has a huge advantage on Lucas"

 

[TheFast]

My Match (18 seconds long)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBPA-382U1Q&feature=channel_page

My John:
"OMFGMADHAX"

 

[Dxt XXII]

I should have done (insert smash move here) but a (insert tilt here) came out!

I missed

OMG how did I miss that spike?!

My C-Stick wasn't working

^
My regular johns

 

[ChaosTheoryX]

I usually use the old

"GG you beat my bottom tier character with a top teir character"

XD

 

[hyperhopper]

why do ppl call exuses johns?>

 

[Neon Ness]

"I didn't get the controller port I wanted..."

"I wasn't using Blue Lucas..."

"Wait, this isn't my Brawl tag."

And my age old favorite...

"WAIT! Tap jump was off!!!"

 

[prOAPC]

I should have done (insert smash move here) but a (insert tilt here) came out!

lolololol that's exactly what i said in this video (in spanish)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEuR0IZB9ic
"hice ftilt en vez de fsmash :@ por errores como esos pierdo las peleas"
that means:
"i used ftilt instead of fmsash :@ for those mistakes is that i lose the figths"

 

[ZMan]

"I'm tired, I climed a mountain the day before the tournament"

"I'm not red Lucas"

"I just got back from seeing The Spirit/THe Happening/some ****ty movie"

"I got Tool stuck in my head"

some of my johns (cept the mountain thing)

 

[ToxiCrow]

I usually use the old

"GG you beat my bottom tier character with a top teir character"

XD

DUUUUUUDE
where the heck hav u been?!?!

why do ppl call exuses johns?>

there was this guy named john who would always make excuses about losing
some of them were "my hands were cold" or "i wasnt trying"
hence, excuses came to be called johns. i saw a video of gimpy and hugs talking about it

"I wasnt using Claus"

 

[Levitas]

why do ppl call exuses johns?>

'cause this dude named john made excuses every time he lost and someone got sick of it.

no, really.

 

[c3gill]

"my controller is not working, look, i can't keep my shield up for more than 1 second" <- this has happened in 2 tournaments, CC sucks :S

recovery instead of shield, but basicallllllllly ditto

 

[ParanoidDrone]

Failed Zap Jumps and screwy specials are the order of the day for me. When I'm playing a few rounds of Smash, odds are you'll hear me say "Fire, not Freeze you idiot!" at least once.

Also "Where was my second jump?!" Actually happened, I had tap jump on without realizing it and used my second jump without realizing it every time I used a uair.

My friend thinks it's cheap that PK Thunder doesn't stop when it hits him. ^_^

 

[Neon Ness]

"Where was my second jump?!"

Ah man, how could I forget this one? This one I use the most, without a doubt.

 

[Irsic]

why do ppl call exuses johns?>

Dude, you have to change your avatar right now because I'm going to confuse you with a different regular at the Lucas boards.

Ah man, how could I forget this one? This one I use the most, without a doubt.

Right there with you, buddy.

 

[ParanoidDrone]

I'm not even kidding when I say I use it often. Caused me two deaths out of a three stock match once. First time I thought it was a fluke, second time I realized "WTF tap jump is on."

 

[Zephron]

I pretty much complain about tap jump being on, because wifi sometimes makes a utilt into an upsmash. BIG DIFFERENCE. That can seriously ruin a match if it gets close, or it can ruin your chances. Ugh. I hate tap jump.

Zap Jump I've given up on for now... I've phailed at it too much and sometimes it just seems odd.

 

[Irsic]

I've become pretty fluent in zap jumping that's it's worth using as a recovery method now.

 

[prOAPC]

"Where was my second jump?!"

this

one day, i'll be using wave zap everytime instead of zap jump!

 

[S.D]

After playing melee.

"I tried to JC grab"

"I tried to wavedash"

And of course as Levitas said

"I was playing Lucas"

 

[:mad:]

"You beat me at Brawl. What an accomplishment."

"I picked the wrong character."

 

[Irsic]

Sorry, zap jump decided to take my second jump but not actually propel me anywhere.

 

[S.D]

"I don't play this game"

 

[Pullvie]

"I'm tired, I climed a mountain the day before the tournament"

Lol, Inui johns.

"I suicided". :D

 

[Veril]

one day, i'll be using wave zap everytime instead of zap jump!

Word. I almost always wavezap.


Best Johns...

"Wrong control scheme"

"I wasn't Jigglypuff... where were my infinite jumps?"

"I need more coffee"

"I was distracted by all the fail"

"Pk-freeze, I hate you so much."

 

[Fino]

No johns


~Fino

 

[Irsic]

johns


~Fino

As would the point of this topic would be.

 

[Tyr_03]

lol "I forgot I can't wavedash" is my favorite john.

Oh and I actually created this thread just to make fun of the way Lucas players, myself included, john. You'll hear me say that Marth, MK, Snake, Game and Watch, and Falco are gay atleast 10 times at every tournament I attend...even when I win.

And I think it's hilarious how obsessed Lucas players tend to be with Mother 3 when I've never played the game and know absolutely nothing about it. In fact, I've never played any of the Earthbound series.

Also everyone should take every opportunity that they can to make fun of M2K so that he doesn't get a huge ego and end up like Ken.

 

[ZMan]

If I go to Genesis /WHOBO Imma go up to m2k with my phone showing that I have girls #. THen I'm gonna piledrive him

 

[S.D]

If I go to Genesis /WHOBO Imma go up to m2k with my phone showing that I have girls #. THen I'm gonna piledrive him

lmao

Make sure you remind him that he's a virgin, post piledriver.

 

[ZMan]

I can't do that I haven't gottne ***** either. if i do get some before genesis i will

i'll tell him i get hugs from hot girls thoguh

 

[Dxkid]

"i should have used Ness"

btw ima be more on t3h lucas boards i respect him more than i use to

 

[GotenOnNimbus]

"Who left that water bottle/glass there?! The sun glinted off it and got in my eye!"

"A bird flew into my head during that last stock."

"I forgot my lucky jockstrap."

 

[Yoshi-Kirby]

"You grabbed me you Marth mainer!"

"I Magnet Pulled in the wrong direction"
(I was killed by that once)

"My Uptaunt tripped me"
(Idk why I said that)

 

[Natch]

"I have no priority."

 

[ToxiCrow]

i'll tell him i get hugs from hot girls thoguh

"I have no priority."

lol
gotta love the lucas boards