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[cheeseguy]

4x4 Offroad Racing

 

[cheeseguy]

Because he is one seriously messed-up individual.

Why does Captain Falcon have huge golden "buttons" on his chest?

 

[cheeseguy]

Then Delaware would get mad and blow them both up.

If I had a website...

 

[Aurora Grid]

You would proably have $100 dollar per day hosting service.

If had wings...

 

[cheeseguy]

Stop tickling the cherries! Look what you've done to them!

If I ate my television, would the banana-flavored telephones win the race?

 

[Aurora Grid]

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

 

[cheeseguy]

1. Delfino Island
2. Brooklyn (his home town)
3. Peach's Castle
4. Los Angeles (at the E3)
5. Bowser's Castle
6. Subcon
7. Brinstar
8. Yoshi's Island
9. Mushroom World
10. A Rollercoaster! (Super Mario Sunshine)

 

[Aurora Grid]

Not Really it would silp in the Banana Split Pit.

Why do Reeses puffs don't taste like apples?

 

[cheeseguy]

Down Smash

 

[cheeseguy]

Because they're actually coated with Apple Jacks!

Is post count relative to post size?

 

[cheeseguy]

Yoshi's Story

 

[cheeseguy]

I'd fly right at my sister and scare her.

If I didn't have to go to school tomorrow...

 

[Aurora Grid]

I would go to the Teachers houses and bother them.

If I had a Million Cows.

 

[cheeseguy]

You'd be drowned in milk.

If I burned the largest ball of twine in the world...

 

[cheeseguy]

Weird Al Yankovich - I Lost On Jeopardy

 

[The Young One]

Gets the Master Sword knocked off of his hand and it flies onto the ground near the next poster.

 

[Fox 2k3]

Grabs the DK Hammer and then trows it to the next poster, Also trows the hammer.

 

[Aurora Grid]

The hammer hits and makes me magic

I cast a spell at the next poster

 

[MassChaos]

Good: she stays being a woman
Bad: she becomes a transvestite

Sit: you're on the moon

 

[aewjn]

good: the moon is made of cheese
bad: you forgot your space suit

sit: you're in an electric chair

 

[MassChaos]

I counter the spell and do double the damage.

I throw a Mr. Saturn at the next poster.

 

[CerbKirby]

Yanni - The Rain Must Fall

 

[aewjn]

you'd destroy a sheet of paper.

If I told a dog to flap like a fish

 

[MassChaos]

No, because the post size is just pointless.

Why does Kazaa use a lot of your internet?

 

[aewjn]

1. Delfino Island
2. Brooklyn (his home town)
3. Peach's Castle
4. Los Angeles (at the E3)
5. Bowser's Castle
6. Subcon
7. Brinstar
8. Yoshi's Island
9. Mushroom World
10. A Rollercoaster! (Super Mario Sunshine)
11. tennis court

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

*catches the Mr. Saturn, then puts it in Saturn Valley (Earthbound), where it belongs*

*throws the Destructo Disk (DBZ Budokai, PS2) at the next poster*

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

1. Delfino Island
2. Brooklyn (his home town)
3. Peach's Castle
4. Los Angeles (at the E3)
5. Bowser's Castle
6. Subcon
7. Brinstar
8. Yoshi's Island
9. Mushroom World
10. A Rollercoaster! (Super Mario Sunshine)
11. tennis court
12. Dinosaur Land

 

[aewjn]

Because Kazaa dates computers.

Why can birds yell if there is no blue microwave to dance in?

 

[MassChaos]

Home run bat

 

[Fox 2k3]

target (trophy)

 

[Fox 2k3]

1. Delfino Island
2. Brooklyn (his home town)
3. Peach's Castle
4. Los Angeles (at the E3)
5. Bowser's Castle
6. Subcon
7. Brinstar
8. Yoshi's Island
9. Mushroom World
10. A Rollercoaster! (Super Mario Sunshine)
11. tennis court
12. Dinosaur Land
13. Mushtoom Kingdom

Now lets write about Marios enemies.

1. Bowser

 

[Fox 2k3]

Yoshi island

 

[Fox 2k3]

Lasgo - Something

 

[Fox 2k3]

The dog will bite you in the ***

If I was able to enter any site onthe web

 

[Fox 2k3]

Mario the plumber (VideoGame) got a love letter from a Koopa named Bowser and then dicided to snip jays named Luigi.

 

[Fox 2k3]

Bowser...because its going to fall to him and crush him like a chip.

Grown Link(OoT) vs. Ganondorf (WW)

 

[Fox 2k3]

Fortunately there will be no ants on earth

 

[Fox 2k3]

good: shut up
bad: Move crazy and tell all kind of lyings.

Sit: You got inside the TV when you were playing SSBM

 

[Aurora Grid]

Good: You experience the World of Nintendo
Bad: You get beat up

Sit: You just got beat up by some kids.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Unfortuanally there won't be any antlers on earth.