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[Cerebrate]

STOP POSTING "E"

Earth, Wind & Fire: Can't Let Go

 

[cheeseguy]

Because he can't skate.

What is six times seventy million?

 

[Cerebrate]

A googol of numbers and, somehow, the letter H.

Where's Jimmy Hoffa?

 

[Cerebrate]

Good: Agreeing with her on every point to make the fight end sooner.

Bad: Smacking the b¡tch around a bit to show her who's boss.

Downloading porn

 

[cheeseguy]

In the back of my car...I mean, no one knows where he is.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[cheeseguy]

OKAY

Ozzy Osbourne - Over the Mountain

 

[cheeseguy]

I can throw a water balloon backwards and drown a fly, and recite pi to 100 digits with my eyes closed.

 

[cheeseguy]

Peach; she'd smack it with a frying pan and flatten it against the wall.

Bowser vs. Wart (SMB2)

 

[King Genius XIII]

The bread knuckles are flattened by parachuting elephants.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Hiklendupatch: A patch applied to anytihng dry in order to make it very wet and cold.

Tiriltoppun:

 

[aewjn]

Tiriltoppun: how to roll the queen on top of the pun in the game of chess.

Maxfartstinkbomb

 

[MassChaos]

I can kill a tick while clipping my nails with my eyes closed while I'm playing SSBM and reciting The Our Father backwards and forwarsds.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Maxfartstinkbomb: it's a Max-fart-stink-bomb duh.

Ewroughohadazam

 

[MassChaos]

Vertical Limit

 

[MassChaos]

Nelly featuring p.diddy-shake that tail feather

 

[choknater]

Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

LMAO, WhyTF was this song a hit?

 

[aewjn]

- 543 if you count the wrapper.

Why can the mailman mail mail that the mailwomen can't miss?

 

[choknater]

I can kill a dust mite by showering myself with milk, diving into a pool of alligators, finding the dust mite, and slaying it with my nuke.

 

[Aurora Grid]

TOMB RAIDER: The Craddle of life.

 

[Falcon4344]

Because he is using a piece of futuristic technology but still cant make his car go faster than 10mph.

Would It be a good idea to open a restaurant in an elevator?

 

[Falcon4344]

NBA Street

 

[Falcon4344]

Good: Help you stop being lonely
Bad: Doing it in the public library

Sit: Bungee Jumping

 

[Falcon4344]

I stand there and let the leaves hit me, and they fall to the floor. I then throw some of Shiek's needles at next poster.

 

[Falcon4344]

Ernest Saves Christmas

 

[Falcon4344]

Mario

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

Onett

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

1. Delfino Island
2. Brooklyn (his home town)
3. Peach's Castle
4. Los Angeles (at the E3)
5. Bowser's Castle
6. Subcon

 

[saud]

25 on link, stupid zelda, she makes me look bad

 

[saud]

tripple KO

 

[The Young One]

Blocks needles with shield. Shoots a light arrow at the next poster.

 

[saud]

tetris

 

[saud]

signs

 

[Fox 2k3]

sonic mega collection

 

[Fox 2k3]

onett

 

[choknater]

1. Delfino Island
2. Brooklyn (his home town)
3. Peach's Castle
4. Los Angeles (at the E3)
5. Bowser's Castle
6. Subcon
7. Brinstar ( ssbm)

 

[Aurora Grid]

Neverwinter Nigths

 

[Aurora Grid]

Totodile ( Trophy )

 

[Aurora Grid]

Spider-Man

 

[Aurora Grid]

But the next poster ( which is me ) is not evil so the arrows have no effect. Throws the Turtle Island ( from Majora's Mask ) at the next poster.

 

[cheeseguy]

Never Say Never Again