Hope 5! EMERGENCY- POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE-SEE OP

[DoH]

What's Melee turnout gonna be like for this?

 

[Get Low]

So I went into my job today to look at my schedule for the week and to see if my manager let me have Saturday off. But before I was able to go back and look at it, she sees me and stops me, and tells me that she has to talk to me about something. I was thinking, oh God, she needs me to work Saturday and is going to ask me about the 'video game tournament' I requested off for and it's going to be really awkward and embarrassing. But it turns out she just wanted me to start doing stock in the closeouts department instead of cashiering from now on. And then I went looked at the schedule, and saw, with a sigh of relief, that she let me have Saturday off.

See you at Hope, guys.

why would he have not understood that haha

Your sentence wasn't very clear, at all.

 

[Cia]

DoH. how the hell do you get to all these tournaments?! lol

 

[Get Low]

What's Melee turnout gonna be like for this?

An estimated 30-35 dudes from the Northeast Ohio and Pittsburgh area, maybe a few others. No one too well known besides Vanz and Vudujin, unless Juggleguy and/or Michigan people decide to show. If you come, you're guaranteed money, as you'll probably place top 3.

 

[S1 The God]

Also there's gonna be maaad peach *****es there

Seriously, 90% of Ohio is peach

EDIT: not really sure if that sweetens the deal or not, but... you know

 

[Get Low]

Peach ditto grand finals!?

Doh, you have to come now.

 

[PGH Carroll]

assuming hes not gonna lose to carroll

also, the melee turn out is looking good.

 

[jbro]

Seriously, 90% of Ohio is peach

and you guys wonder why pittsburgh gets all the ladies

get with the program ohio

EDIT: i just always wanted to do this.. here we go..

 

[Get Low]

and you guys wonder why pittsburgh gets all the ladies

get with the program ohio

Excuse me? I'm from Ohio, I main Peach, and I'm in a successful relationship with a girl.
Also, there was a massive flock of girls at ******.

When was the last time any of the Pittsburgh Melee players had a girlfriend?

 

[jbro]

When was the last time any of the Pittsburgh Melee players had a girlfriend?

this is a joke, right?

EDIT: because mine was. ****ing chill.
if you really must know, i just got out of a relationship of about a year and a half.

so ladies, hit me up. jbro brings the evil to all your local tourneys

 

[Get Low]

this is a joke, right?

It's a question. I'm just curious, because I hear a lot of talk about "biddies", which last I checked is a derogatory term for a female. I want to know how much success with women someone who goes around hailing "biddies" all the time has.

 

[jbro]

It's a question. I'm just curious, because I hear a lot of talk about "biddies", which last I checked is a derogatory term for a female. I want to know how much success with women someone who goes around hailing "biddies" all the time has.

where did you get the notion that the term was derogatory in any way?

 

[PGH Carroll]

define success.

if you mean having a girlfriend as being "successful"

most of us do anyway, we usually dont miss randoms smash tourneys because our girlfriends that want us to take them to the prom though,

your boys pretty "successful" in my own way. lol actually, smash and biddys usually go hand and hand with me.

we'll see how the day before FC goes in ashtabula

if your dying to know about my random hookups ill tell you matt in FULL DETAIL.

 

[Get Low]

where did you get the notion that the term was derogatory in any way?

I've heard the term used by some people, even before I came into the Melee scene. I usually hear it being said by men who look at girls as objects of lust, as in "yoooooo, where da biddies at", meaning that they want to scavenge through a group of attractive women for one to have emotionless sex with.

 

[jbro]

if your dying to know about my random hookups ill tell you matt in FULL DETAIL.

it's going to be like carroll was the author of fifty shades of gray.

which actually would make a pretty hilarious book

I've heard the term used by some people, even before I came into the Melee scene. I usually hear it being said by men who look at girls as objects of lust, as in "yoooooo, where da biddies at", meaning that they want to scavenge through a group of attractive women for one to have emotionless sex with.

yes, because the pittsburgh melee scene are a bunch of jersey shore rejects.
i like you, matt, please get off your high horse and let's continue this friendship.

 

[PGH Carroll]

M.M.M.M.M.

Money Match Me Matt Manning

 

[Get Low]

I've always defined success in that regard as being in a successful relationship.
I'm not the type of person who condones have sex with some girl whenever they feel like it.
I guess to each their own though.

I like all of you guys too, just so you know.

I accept the M.M.M.M.M.

 

[Eddie G]

Success is something personal, therefore it is defined by what our own goals are and if we're able to achieve them.

As a single 22 year old male who has been in a couple of relationships before and is in the middle of the first year of living on his own - my goal is to ****, ****, and...****. So far I have been successful in that regard. Relationships are nice but I'm not in any rush to begin another one.

 

[PGH Carroll]

anyway, who am i teaming with in Brawl!?

im alot better in teams rather then singles it seems like now a days.

prob just gonna do Brawl teams.

Gio!?!? BRAWL GUY!?!?!?

 

[DoH]

I'm trying to get Chillin to come and win teams with me. Hold on.

Also I have a job where I make a decent salary. My rent is $1360 though FML

 

[S1 The God]

all of you know that there were like 12 *****es at A55hat right? plebs

 

[jbro]

all of you know that there were like 12 *****es at A55hat right? plebs

i wasn't there.
my band was playing.
which acquires me more biddys.

 

[Vudujin]

Girls are like cigarettes to me.

 

[DoH]

I saw that before you edited Vudujin.

 

[Vudujin]

Why don't you share the punchline with the class?

 

[PGH Carroll]

Girls are like cigarettes to me.

20 are not enough!

 

[Sweet™]

Girls are like cigarettes to me.

The only way to fully enjoy one is to light it on fire.

 

[S1 The God]

Girls are like cigarettes to me.

If they aren't white... something is terribly wrong

 

[Berserker Swordsman]

So I am more or less deconfirmed for this event. Sorry to those who wanted me there, I just can't fathom another 14 hours of bus rides total back and forth and it was pretty much my only option for getting to Pittsburgh. We'll have to wait until Hope6 for another Flying Eagle =)

 

[Green Ranger]

who am i teaming with for this?

 

[Sweet™]

who am i teaming with for this?

I'm out a teammate, if you're desperate. lol.
You gonna be at Carroll's Friday?

 

[DoH]

Because I don't want to think about how virginal you are to any vice

 

[Jimmyfosho]

So I am more or less deconfirmed for this event. Sorry to those who wanted me there, I just can't fathom another 14 hours of bus rides total back and forth and it was pretty much my only option for getting to Pittsburgh. We'll have to wait until Hope6 for another Flying Eagle =)

I will be beating you there.

 

[Berserker Swordsman]

I will be beating you there.

Ohoho, we shall see Jimmy my boy... we shall see...

 

[M@v]

Haven't played smash at all since rage.

I'll probably just go mk and hit the b button I guess.

 

[Get Low]

Yooo, Hari, do you still need a ride?

 

[HariKyuubi]

I think I've got it covered for this one. So as it stands, no. I'll keep you up to date if that changes. Thanks though. :D

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[PGH Carroll]

green ranger doesnt wanna team with you sweet

jk just heard in your stream "see if GR got back to me about teaming"

 

[jbro]

hey michael, both zach and joe paturnip ended up backing out, so i am teammate-less. should we get the squad back together?