Suddenly, Hades threw the Monado over the cliffside!
Before Shulk could react, he was pinned to the ground by his lover.
"You promised me that our love was eternal Shulk!"
Before Shulk had a chance to respond, Hades started to furiously make out with him.
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Then, all of a sudden, something strange began to happen.
Shulk heard what appeared to be the cry of a billion distant fangirls, some excited, some raging. It was at that point in time that Fiora appeared, holding the Infinity Sandwich.
"Fi-Fiorhmph!" Shulk tried to exclaim, but Hades' rampant mouthsucking silenced him quickly. Fiora began to levitate, which Shulk found more than a little odd.
"This ship must sink. This ship cannot be allowed to float," she said almost mech
o...mechanically. Suddenly Hades turned to face her, his eyes glowing with rage at his faceslobbering session being interrupted.
It was at this point that the Infinity Sandwich began to grow, multiplying exponentially at a rate faster than the eye could perceive. It was mere seconds before the sandwiches covered the entirety of the Bionis. Then, the Bionis, forced by the power of the Infinity Sandwich, began to move. It reached down and picked up the Monado delicately.
"I'm with you, sister!" The Monado said as it lent the Sandwionis its power. Hades then leapt from the Sandwionis with Shulk and
got bigger grew exponentially in size as well, until he matched the Sandwionis and Mechonis in size.
"I will fight for our love, Shulky Shulk!" He proclaimed before the fight began.
