Finding John (found!)

[The Star King]

lol @ John(s) residing in Salt Lake City

holy ****ing ****

 

[arbustos]

? ace? hes from arkansas. i dont think thats the John. i saw him in october.

Yeah that was him. Pretty cool huh?

thanks for telling everyone what we already knew after he linked us the ****ing thread

so volatile

 

[Channighan]

I can't type good in this thread, too cold in here.

 

[kevo]

I love how the fact that John is probably in SALT Lake City was pointed out after 1 post... :/

 

[Channighan]

those in Salt Lake City should host something, then kidnap him! :D But then he'd probably make an excuse about how he got kidnapped.

 

[Jonas]

thanks for telling everyone what we already knew after he linked us the ****ing thread

What hedgehog crawled up your butt?

 

[The Star King]

I love how the fact that John is probably in SALT Lake City was pointed out after 1 post... :/

OK but I missed it because Varist was kind of rambling and I kind of skim his posts at best whenever he does that

 

[Gimpyfish62]

This thread is amazing lol

 

[VideoKidHEERO]

thanks for telling everyone what we already knew after he linked us the ****ing thread

The salt is strong in this one...

 

[Dorsey]

Yeah -ace- is my bro, so this was a funny read for me. Lol definitely the other ace

 

[Dark Hart]

He a Falcon player named Ace that lives in Texas

 

[Tee ay eye]

HErrrrrrrrrrrp

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=74229&page=808

can you link directly to the post? im on 40 posts per page

and don't feel like doing basic division/i don't remember what the default is anymore

 

[Yo$himan]

It doesn't matter to me... The term only brings back good memories of smashing in college in my dorms with rob$, caveman, and zulu. Lol at someone saying my name is "Juan" that is partially right since "Juan" is John in Spanish. I still smash with them when I go back on leave and see them regularly. I must sure move around a lot since there so many sightings lol...

Here you go.

 

[Jellyfishn]

lol John from Utah.....we have a lot of Johnners here for sure, but not the original.

 

[Sauce Boss]

varist is probably some big in the pants scrub from az ;D
/trashtalkin'

 

[Dark Hart]

Seth why'd you change your name?

 

[Tee ay eye]

varist is probably some big in the pants scrub from az ;D
/trashtalkin'

i dont think ive ever met varist

 

[Sauce Boss]

Seth why'd you change your name?

I like this one better :D

 

[Anth0ny]

Yo John, get in on this!

no ****ing johns

 

[crush]

iirc varist has never been to a tournament

 

[Indigo Jeans]

sort of off topic, but matt deezie is the guy that basically started nationals, right?

 

[AR_ACE]

I heard his name is John from Crystal City and he played with Rob$ (Robert), Caveman (Adrian), and Zulu (Jesse) in his college dorms... I dunno I read it some where

 

[Ragboy Imperial]

omg there he is omgomg *red carpet unfolds*

 

[Jonas]

sort of off topic, but matt deezie is the guy that basically started nationals, right?

Yes, he is to competitive Smash what Jesus is to Christianity.

Spoiler

ok that was a terrible comparison

 

[DerfMidWest]

lolz.
I guess that makes finding him a bit easier.

 

[Tee ay eye]

I heard his name is John from Crystal City and he played with Rob$ (Robert), Caveman (Adrian), and Zulu (Jesse) in his college dorms... I dunno I read it some where

the man
the legend

*bows down*

 

[Thanos828]

The Legend of John: Excuse of Time

 

[Strong Badam]

Lol I can't believe I've met the original John. Soooo good

 

[Mota]

Hahaha this is amazing!

Almost a decade later, where are they now?

 

[Sauce Boss]

I'm gonna start becoming a total fangirl about now.
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg the original!

 

[The Star King]

The Legend of John: Excuse of Time

The Legend of John: Complaint Waker
The Legend of John: Majora's Cold Hands
The Legend of John: Terrible Weather of Seasons
The Legend of John: Four Bad Controllers
The Legend of John: Minish Effort
The Legend of John: Rust of Ages
The Legend of John: A Link to the Youtube video of me playing so much better than that ****ty set against you, I would've ***** you if I played that well

 

[KnitePhox]

WHERE THE F*%^ IS JOHN!? No excuses, he better SHOW UP.

 

[Zantetsu]

Wow, I've played with Arkansas a couple of times since August and they never told me this.

This is funny.

 

[Comrade]

this is one of the greatest things i've ever found on these boards.

We need a tracker.

 

[arbustos]

The Legend of John: A Link to the Youtube video of me playing so much better than that ****ty set against you, I would've ***** you if I played that well

loool nice

 

[Varist]

idk why everyone's ****ing themselves.

this thread ain't that great

 

[DerfMidWest]

who are you and why do you post things?
you kill everybody's fun.

 

[King5280]

John. The man, the myth, the legend.

 

[Varist]

i am varist and i i have a voice
melee is more fun than talking about people who play melee

 

[AR_ACE]

Lol good reading in here... If all goes well I should be able to make apex with the Arkansas crew... An interview sounds fun.