FAST 1 Results/Shoutouts Thread!!!

[Inui]

I won't be upset at all because I get something.

 

[hungrybox]

shiz in a box

 

[DJ Nintendo]

Get at my godly Captain Crunch cereal at the tourney lol.

 

[everlasting yayuhzz]

Get at my godly Captain Crunch cereal at the tourney lol.

I saw you eating that **** and couldn't believe it.

 

[DaShizWiz]

Hungry.


I split with Cort and M2K. It was a top three split.

The total pot was 1300. So each of us was getting 400 and something. But since xbox was stolen, i may get less.

And in teams we both are supposed to get 90.

Don't say 200 cause all 3 of us split.

 

[Xelic]

THAT'S HOW I ROLL

lawl

 

[hungrybox]

My B, lol

don't wanna make you get less, heh

 

[Hai Im Fearless]

I think we won like 60ish, HRNUT. XD

I changed my mind.

MAIL ME HALF OF THAT

 

[dmbrandon]

Fearless' sig makes me want to quit trash talking

 

[Xelic]

You know, I might steal his sig and post more around my regional section.

Tee hee.

 

[dmbrandon]

I approve.

 

[Hylian]

Yeah, I got ***** lol. Trash talking = bad if you lose lololol.

 

[QDVS]

Trash talking is bad if you're bad...

 

[everlasting yayuhzz]

All I know is that I trashed that ***** Fearless's Olimar...

YOU REMEMBER THAT **** RIGHT? SMASH WARS *****, WOLF VS OLIMAR LAGGY ONLINE. GET AT ME.

<3 Fearless

 

[Frames]

All I know is that I trashed that ***** Fearless's Olimar...

YOU REMEMBER THAT **** RIGHT? SMASH WARS *****, WOLF VS OLIMAR LAGGY ONLINE. GET AT ME.

<3 Fearless

lol you beat me in that smashboards online tournament, you were in my pool haha

 

[hungrybox]

All I know is that I trashed that ***** Fearless's Olimar...

YOU REMEMBER THAT **** RIGHT? SMASH WARS *****, WOLF VS OLIMAR LAGGY ONLINE. GET AT ME.

<3 Fearless

what......

what in god's name is your sig and avatar?

 

[Raistlin]

Trash talking is bad if you're bad...

You're Byad!!

 

[OverLade]

All I know is that I trashed that ***** Fearless's Olimar...

YOU REMEMBER THAT **** RIGHT? SMASH WARS *****, WOLF VS OLIMAR LAGGY ONLINE. GET AT ME.

<3 Fearless

Didnt I play you in the losers bracket? I recall somebody stalling to win a round because I didn't know the rules. >_>.

 

[everlasting yayuhzz]

Didnt I play you in the losers bracket? I recall somebody stalling to win a round because I didn't know the rules. >_>.

**** Meta Knight dittos. >_>

 

[OverLade]

**** Meta Knight dittos. >_>

I hate them just as much as you do. >_>

For me, MK dittos are sorta random, because I usually beat people, but no matter who I'm playing, I always seem to beat them by about the same amount. I never really get a huge edge in them.

I lolled at the snake match though. :D

 

[everlasting yayuhzz]

Yeah, I didn't want FD...and...I got FD. I didn't even want to play him again. MK dittos are the dumbest match in the game though.

 

[rice]

so yeah.

Ohana.

Summer '09

go to it.

Boston.

melee and brawl

 

[OverLade]

Yeah, I didn't want FD...and...I got FD. I didn't even want to play him again. MK dittos are the dumbest match in the game though.

I hate them more than you do, trust me. And I lost the last march vs. bonesaw on FD. MK dittos suck unless its BF.

 

[SwiftBass]

so yeah get @ us ALL day.

in da airport holdin **** down

 

[Tommy_G]

Yeah, I didn't want FD...and...I got FD. I didn't even want to play him again. MK dittos are the dumbest match in the game though.

Play just one Falco ditto and get back to me. Kthxbye

 

[festizzio]

so yeah get @ us ALL day.

in da airport holdin **** down

omfg ec is amazing

 

[OverLade]

Play just one Falco ditto and get back to me. Kthxbye

Can't argue with that.

DTHROW, DTHROW, DTHROW, DTHROW, SPIKE, HUG, KILL.

 

[Eggm]

Our eyes are red. Anyways. Frames me or swiftbass still didn't get money for 3rd in teams. Also how much you think we are getting? Roughly?

 

[Mew2King]

i dont think i got any of my money yet actually now that i think about it

i used to hate MK dittos too, but now I love them because the more I play MKs the more I learn what to do

teams wasnt split, but melee singles was

 

[OverLade]

i dont think i got any of my money yet actually now that i think about it

i used to hate MK dittos too, but now I love them because the more I play MKs the more I learn what to do

teams wasnt split, but melee singles was

It feels like Fair and Ftilt spacing the whole time. But I guess I just need practice.

The one thing I DO love about MK dittos is that you CAN'T spam nado because MK has the most moves that go through it (mabye other than GaW).

 

[Raistlin]

so yeah get @ us ALL day.

in da airport holdin **** down

**** yeah, Swiftbass, Eggm, and DJ are too good!

 

[Hylian]

i dont think i got any of my money yet actually now that i think about it

i used to hate MK dittos too, but now I love them because the more I play MKs the more I learn what to do

teams wasnt split, but melee singles was

I also have not gotten any of my money yet >_>.

 

[AustinRC]

lol yall didnt hear? FAST1 was a scam.

 

[hungrybox]

Frames told me that since there is delay johns, he'll send me his own cash in what I won (90 bucks) and then keep my prize whenever it arrives.

PM him or aim him @ zordrun (I think) he'll tell u wats up

 

[Frames]

Frames told me that since there is delay johns, he'll send me his own cash in what I won (90 bucks) and then keep my prize whenever it arrives.

PM him or aim him @ zordrun (I think) he'll tell u wats up

uh yea hungry i'll give you your money, but i can't afford to give out 3k+ of my own money.

the check got lost so i called them and they resent it; should be here by the end of the week, then i can FINALLY send out money

 

[Frames]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

AFTER A LONG WAIT, THE MONEY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!

Keep an eye on your mailboxes, as tomorrow I will be sending out the checks!!

We lost quite a bit on that whole Xbox fiasco, so the money isn't gonna be much (we have 3600 for the whole tournament >_<).

We started out with $6926

minus 2700 for the venue

minus 626 for an xbox, 4 controllers, a 2 year warranty (don't sign a contract!!)

leaves us with 3600 (rounded, the actual number is 3602.39)

so we took out money from each event to get the following

700 for melee doubles
800 for melee singles
1000 for brawl doubles
1100 for brawl singles

so the breakdowns are as follows

Melee doubles (TOTAL = 700)

1st - m2k+cort = 350 (50%) $175 each
2nd - dashiawia+hbox = 210 (30%) $105 each
3rd - swift+eggm = 140 (20%) $70 each

Melee Singles (TOTAL = 800.01)

1st - m2k
2nd - cort
3rd - dashizwiz

They all did a 3 way split so they each get 266.67 (that makes 800.01)

Brawl doubles (TOTAL = 1000.02)

1st - m2k+cort = $375 (37.5%) $187.50 each
2nd - rx-+xyz = $375 (37.5%) $187.50 each

m2k+cort and rx-+xyz split

3rd - afro+linguini = $125 (12.5%) $62.50 each
4th - gmoney+hylian = $62.50 (6.25%) $31.25 each
5th - dsl+excelzero = $31.25 (3.125%) $15.63 each
5th - cDoc+chaz = $31.25 (3.125%) $15.63 each

with such a low pot I probably wouldn't have paid to 5th but i already promised everyone i did, so that's that.

Brawl singles (TOTAL = 1100.01)

1st - M2K = $550 (50%)
2nd - Reflex = $275 (25%)
3rd - Cort = $137.50 (12.5%)
4th - AfroThundah = $68.75 (6.25%)
5th - HRNut = $34.38 (3.125%)
5th - Inui = $34.38 (3.125%)

Again, sorry about the low payouts, but that's how it goes unfortunately, next time i'll be sure to get a venue where we don't have to pay so much just to rent it as well as have expensive stuff to get stolen.

Thanks again to everyone who went, and the checks will all get sent out tomorrow!

 

[SwiftBass]

get @ me and eggmaster

good **** tim

 

[TheReflexWonder]

I might be able to spend on something soon. :D

 

[Inui]

Wow wtf!?

4th in Brawl teams paid more per person than 5th in Brawl singles. Do you not see how completely unfair that is?

 

[QDVS]

I won't be upset at all because I get something.

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