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Brawl jokes
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★Chaos★
Smash Journeyman
are there any super funny SSBB jokes out there?
Dark_Kuro
Smash Rookie
Florida and Texas were obviously not Ike's friends.
★Chaos★
Smash Journeyman
Ike like Meta Knight
lol
lol
UberMario
Smash Master
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Mortal Kombat wouldn't do well with Meta-Knight, but Meta-Knight would do well in Mortal Kombat.
Why wasn't Waddle Dee in Brawl? Because they only had time to add crawling, not waddling.
Why wasn't King K. Rool in? Because he'd always have the crown.
Why doesn't FLUDD do damage?
Because it already outprioritizes GH levitation. Which means the developers cleary saw that FLUDD > Golden Hammer
Where do the bob-ombs come out of during sudden deaths? A bomb shelter
Why wasn't the red shell in brawl? It went home.
How come you can only throw Electrodes when they're about to explode?
Because they will only leave with a bang.
Why wasn't Waddle Dee in Brawl? Because they only had time to add crawling, not waddling.
Why wasn't King K. Rool in? Because he'd always have the crown.
Why doesn't FLUDD do damage?
Because it already outprioritizes GH levitation. Which means the developers cleary saw that FLUDD > Golden Hammer
Where do the bob-ombs come out of during sudden deaths? A bomb shelter
Why wasn't the red shell in brawl? It went home.
How come you can only throw Electrodes when they're about to explode?
Because they will only leave with a bang.
Woozle
Smash Journeyman
Dark_Kuro
Smash Rookie
Why was Bowser pissed in the morning?
He didn't have his Koopa coffee.
What could Captain Falcon do after obtaining Marth's sword?
FALCHION PUNCH!
Where was Ike in 1952?
Running for president.
(You'll probably only get that 3rd joke if you know your history.)
He didn't have his Koopa coffee.
What could Captain Falcon do after obtaining Marth's sword?
FALCHION PUNCH!
Where was Ike in 1952?
Running for president.
(You'll probably only get that 3rd joke if you know your history.)
phantomphungus
Smash Journeyman
This is golden. One of the few good ones in here. :3
WE LIKE IKE! WE LIKE IKE! ...is it sad that I get the reference and I'm still younger than 15? Or does that make me awesome?
Dark_Kuro
Smash Rookie
Nah, it makes you awesome.
Today I went to Bruster's and ordered a Pitstachio Ike Cream.
★Chaos★
Smash Journeyman
dwight d. ike eisenhower!
Duskshadow
Smash Apprentice
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History and Brawl jokes mixed together FTW!!!!
Why did Pit just drop out of the sky?
He was hit by a pitfall. (not my joke)
phantomphungus
Smash Journeyman
As much as this thread sucks, I admit THAT was pretty good.
Dark_Kuro
Smash Rookie
Why did the Marth player accidentally suicide?
He couldn't Caeda screen.
What did Pit say when he was disconnected from Wi-Fi?
"The fight is gone!"
*shot* Ok those were horrible XD
He couldn't Caeda screen.
What did Pit say when he was disconnected from Wi-Fi?
"The fight is gone!"
*shot* Ok those were horrible XD
DevilKiller
Smash Apprentice
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Why was Zelda unable to hurt Pit with her magic attacks?
Because Pit stole Link's Mirror Shield.
Because Pit stole Link's Mirror Shield.
14fanofanime
Smash Rookie
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You know you're a newbie if you think Meta Knight is the best one on the game, but hard to use.
¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯
Smash Legend
The first one was fairly amusing.
TCRhade
Smash Champion
Brawl is so unstable that the game freezes before you even put the disc in your Wii!
Millia Hakumei
Smash Rookie
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lol,...idk why, but that simple statement just made me laugh so **** hard XD
~Lady Luck~
Smash Cadet
Zero Suit Samus VS Ike
Zero Suit Samus: "Try me."
Ike: "I fight for my friends!"
Zero Suit Samus: "It that all?"
Ike: "W-wha? YOU'LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!!!"
*Battle commences. Zero Suit Samus grabs Ike*
Zero Suit Samus: "You're mine."
*Throws Ike off the stage and watches him die due to bad recovery*
Zero Suit Samus: "Sorry Ike; personally, I prefer Metal Gear."
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Why do many male gamers get jealous of Ike?
Because the girl fans like to cheer "WE LIKE IKE! WE LIKE IKE!"
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Mario: "Say Peach, why do you not seem to trip as much as the rest of us?"
Peach: "Because I spend most of my time floating anyway! ~Lalalalalala!~"
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Meta Knight: "COME! FIGHT ME!!"
Ganondorf: *Rechecks Tier List* "HELL NO!!"
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Wolf thinks about asking Zero Suit Samus out
Wolf: "So...I hear you prefer to be alone, eh?"
Zero Suit Samus: "Yeah..."
Wolf: "So, in a way, you're what someone would call a 'Lone Wo--'"
Zero Suit Samus: "Try me. Just TRY me with that pun."
Wolf: "Uh..."
Zero Suit Samus: "Is that all?"
Wolf: "Ooo. Just you wait; I'LL be the one to take you down!"
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Link: "Hey Zelda, your princess form is your true form, right? Why is your Shiek form higher tier?"
Zelda: "Possibly because of better close-combat skills."
Link: "Yeah. I guess wearing a manly outfit better suits you than a dress, huh?"
Zelda: "..."
Link: "Zelda?"
And so, Link was never able to speak properly again since that day.
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Mario VS Sonic, Shrooms VS Speed! Which drug is the strongest?!
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Captain Falcon: "FALCON...PUNCH!!"
Zero Suit Samus: "Is that all?"
Captain Falcon: "YES!!"
Zero Suit Samus: *Facepalm*
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Sonic: "Hey Meta! Try and catch up to me in a race! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!"
Meta Knight: "Hey Sonic! Try and catch up to me in the tier list! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!"
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A peek at Brawl Characters' morals
Ike: "I fight for my friends!"
Olimar: "My friends and I fight together!"
Peach: "My friends are useful shields!"
Zero Suit Samus: "Try me."
Ike: "I fight for my friends!"
Zero Suit Samus: "It that all?"
Ike: "W-wha? YOU'LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!!!"
*Battle commences. Zero Suit Samus grabs Ike*
Zero Suit Samus: "You're mine."
*Throws Ike off the stage and watches him die due to bad recovery*
Zero Suit Samus: "Sorry Ike; personally, I prefer Metal Gear."
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Why do many male gamers get jealous of Ike?
Because the girl fans like to cheer "WE LIKE IKE! WE LIKE IKE!"
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Mario: "Say Peach, why do you not seem to trip as much as the rest of us?"
Peach: "Because I spend most of my time floating anyway! ~Lalalalalala!~"
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Meta Knight: "COME! FIGHT ME!!"
Ganondorf: *Rechecks Tier List* "HELL NO!!"
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Wolf thinks about asking Zero Suit Samus out
Wolf: "So...I hear you prefer to be alone, eh?"
Zero Suit Samus: "Yeah..."
Wolf: "So, in a way, you're what someone would call a 'Lone Wo--'"
Zero Suit Samus: "Try me. Just TRY me with that pun."
Wolf: "Uh..."
Zero Suit Samus: "Is that all?"
Wolf: "Ooo. Just you wait; I'LL be the one to take you down!"
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Link: "Hey Zelda, your princess form is your true form, right? Why is your Shiek form higher tier?"
Zelda: "Possibly because of better close-combat skills."
Link: "Yeah. I guess wearing a manly outfit better suits you than a dress, huh?"
Zelda: "..."
Link: "Zelda?"
And so, Link was never able to speak properly again since that day.
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Mario VS Sonic, Shrooms VS Speed! Which drug is the strongest?!
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Captain Falcon: "FALCON...PUNCH!!"
Zero Suit Samus: "Is that all?"
Captain Falcon: "YES!!"
Zero Suit Samus: *Facepalm*
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Sonic: "Hey Meta! Try and catch up to me in a race! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!"
Meta Knight: "Hey Sonic! Try and catch up to me in the tier list! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!"
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A peek at Brawl Characters' morals
Ike: "I fight for my friends!"
Olimar: "My friends and I fight together!"
Peach: "My friends are useful shields!"
hypersonic65
Smash Cadet
Why isn't the flipper in Brawl?
Because it flips people offthe stage
Why is Lucas useful against Sheik?
Because he can pull Needles
What did Snake say after fighting on Pirate Ship?
"Colonel, I've managed to avoid drowning."
(Yes, I know Snake doesn't actually say that but wahtever)
Why isn't Megaman in Smash Bros?
He doesn't like spikes
Why isn't the Masked Man in Smash Bros?
There already is a" broken" sword user *cough MK cough*
(Not made by me)
Because it flips people off
Why is Lucas useful against Sheik?
Because he can pull Needles
What did Snake say after fighting on Pirate Ship?
"Colonel, I've managed to avoid drowning."
(Yes, I know Snake doesn't actually say that but wahtever)
Why isn't Megaman in Smash Bros?
He doesn't like spikes
Why isn't the Masked Man in Smash Bros?
There already is a" broken" sword user *cough MK cough*
(Not made by me)
kataridragon
Smash Ace
Super Smash Bros. B 4 Hoes. And that is why im alone.
~Lady Luck~
Smash Cadet
What is Ness' favorite thing to put in a sandwhich?
PEA-NUT BUTTER!!
PEA-NUT BUTTER!!
Dru2
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I never really liked Sonic. he kept on edgehogging. lulz! corny jokes ftw!
TechnoDreamer
Smash Cadet
-Why does the entire cast of Brawl revere Mario as a God King?
Because he wears the skull of the Dragon King Bowser as a testament to his final victory, and in the eye sockets of the skull he inlaid ancient gemstones from before the dawn of the 4th Empire to imbue him with the power of a thousand dead warriors who were claimed by the black and infinite beyond!
Because he wears the skull of the Dragon King Bowser as a testament to his final victory, and in the eye sockets of the skull he inlaid ancient gemstones from before the dawn of the 4th Empire to imbue him with the power of a thousand dead warriors who were claimed by the black and infinite beyond!
brawlshifter
Smash Lord
Laughed my *** off at those!
Lampp
Smash Rookie
Jigglypuff
Lampp
Smash Rookie
Best Joke Ever
Icy-Flood
Smash Cadet
Why did Link break up with Zelda?
Because Zelda lost her bedroom Magic.
How come Yoshi came back with a missing nose the next day?
Cause Dee dee dee mistaked it for an apple.
What did DK say when he was aked about the Rap&Murder of Diddy Kong?
Nothing he did his Up Taunt.
Why could peach never feel the same way after last night with Mario?
Because Mario did is Final Smash.
Pit saw G&W at the Brawl tounry in some tight jeans and some lil shorts..Pit asked "Aren't you Game&Watch..G&W said no...lick his lips and said but i'll tell you what i am and like to do? What did G&W say?
I'm Gay&Watch
Why was Zelda so disappointed with Link after she beat him?
Cause Link left his sword at home.
How come Yoshi never finished 1st in Bralw Tournaments?
Because he always Laid an Egg in the finals.
Because Zelda lost her bedroom Magic.
How come Yoshi came back with a missing nose the next day?
Cause Dee dee dee mistaked it for an apple.
What did DK say when he was aked about the Rap&Murder of Diddy Kong?
Nothing he did his Up Taunt.
Why could peach never feel the same way after last night with Mario?
Because Mario did is Final Smash.
Pit saw G&W at the Brawl tounry in some tight jeans and some lil shorts..Pit asked "Aren't you Game&Watch..G&W said no...lick his lips and said but i'll tell you what i am and like to do? What did G&W say?
I'm Gay&Watch
Why was Zelda so disappointed with Link after she beat him?
Cause Link left his sword at home.
How come Yoshi never finished 1st in Bralw Tournaments?
Because he always Laid an Egg in the finals.
Why is Falco jealous of Fox ?
Because personally, he prefers the hair.
Why can't Ike open a bar ?
Because his counter is impossible to use.
It hard to make jokes in english :/
Because personally, he prefers the hair.
Why can't Ike open a bar ?
Because his counter is impossible to use.
It hard to make jokes in english :/
SpongeJordan
Smash Lord
Those were actually pretty good.
-Axis-
Smash Journeyman
What is it when Pikachu is on television?
A shocking development.
A shocking development.
bleyva
Smash Ace
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why does link's down-b kick so much butt?
why does marth's entire moveset suck?
why does captain falcon love ironic wordplay?
what did snake do when falcon was about to give him a devastating f-smash elbow to the face?
cause its DA BOMB
why does marth's entire moveset suck?
cause he's a gay homo
why does captain falcon love ironic wordplay?
because FALCON PUN
what did snake do when falcon was about to give him a devastating f-smash elbow to the face?
he lifted his finger. the moves clanked, and snake walked away unharmed.
Pikmin3000
Smash Rookie
The reason Snake and Mk are so broken is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them. OR Contrary to popular belief Snake and MK are indeed clones. Clones of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays as any character in SSBB, it will automatically make them top tier.
Chuck Norris put his hands on Falco's prey.
Chuck Norris is indeed unlockable in SSBB, but you have to be Chuck Norris to unlock him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have fun with Wolf's landmaster.
When Fox says "Here I come", Chuck Norris kicks him and then replies "There you go"
When Sonic fights Chuck Norris he says "You're too fast..."
Sonic is always running because he's trying to escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays as any character in SSBB, it will automatically make them top tier.
Chuck Norris put his hands on Falco's prey.
Chuck Norris is indeed unlockable in SSBB, but you have to be Chuck Norris to unlock him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have fun with Wolf's landmaster.
When Fox says "Here I come", Chuck Norris kicks him and then replies "There you go"
When Sonic fights Chuck Norris he says "You're too fast..."
Sonic is always running because he's trying to escape Chuck Norris.
★Chaos★
Smash Journeyman
now those are real funny
Xivii
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