Brawl jokes

[Oracle]

Chuck Norris once four-stocked M2K's metaknight with captain falcon.

And no controller.

 

[DaisyBoo92]

this topic sucks

 

[xbombr]

Why is Lucas useful against Sheik?
Because he can pull Needles

Am I the only one who understood the Mother 3 joke? It might not be funny, but I understand where he's coming from. That counts for something after looking at 90% of the other jokes in this thread.

 

[The Cunning Weasel]

What did Falco say to the black guy?

Spoiler

Don't fry me.

 

[DaisyBoo92]

What did Falco say to the black guy?

Spoiler

Don't fry me.

LOL. there we go

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

The maker of brawl said he made brawl balnced. on april fool's day.



in russia you don't camp, brawl camps you. Welcome to your frozen h***.

 

[mars16]

What did Mario say to Luigi

Your taller with short reach
........................Not funny

 

[Z1GMA]

Why does Peach only have ONE type of Getup-Attack?
- 'Cause She's always lying on her back.

<!> Note that you can use Marth instead of Peach when telling this joke.

 

[Xivii]

Ganon was born in...

Spoiler

Russia

 

[mariorocks64]

Who does fox call when children are attacking his apartment?
the LAND MASTER!

 

[Kirbyoshi]

Fox: Welcome to my house Falco. May I offer a seat on the couch?
Falco: Personally, I prefer the chair!

Fox: Do you want to go to the circus?
Falco: Personally, I prefer the fair!

Fox: Why don't you go talk to that girl?
Falco: Personally, I prefer to stare!

Fox: Ok Falco, Truth or Dare?
Falco: Personally, I prefer the dare!

Fox: Do you like Slippy or Peppy better?
Falco: Personally, I prefer the hare!

Fox: Favorite fruit?
Falco: Personally, I prefer a pear!

Fox: Favorite singer?
Falco: Peronally, I prefer Cher!

Fox: You know, you're really getting on my nerves with that.
Falco: Personally, I prefer not to care!

Why does Ike not like it when people make fun of Affleck and Stiller?
He fights for his Bens!

 

[Bad!]

what did sonic say when sonic won the race? YOURE TOO SLOW lol

 

[teluoborg]

Why is Falcon the funniest character in the game ?
Because he's the one with the "PUNCH" line.

 

[Z1GMA]

Fox: Welcome to my house Falco. May I offer a seat on the couch?
Falco: Personally, I prefer the chair!

Fox: Do you want to go to the circus?
Falco: Personally, I prefer the fair!

Fox: Why don't you go talk to that girl?
Falco: Personally, I prefer to stare!

Fox: Ok Falco, Truth or Dare?
Falco: Personally, I prefer the dare!

Fox: Do you like Slippy or Peppy better?
Falco: Personally, I prefer the hare!

Fox: Favorite fruit?
Falco: Personally, I prefer a pear!

Fox: Favorite singer?
Falco: Peronally, I prefer Cher!

Fox: You know, you're really getting on my nerves with that.
Falco: Personally, I prefer not to care!

I liked those.

 

[Kirbyoshi]

How do you know Olimar's a Boy Scout?

He likes to camp XP

 

[Xivii]

Hah the Falco one was pretty lulzy.

 

[Fuelbi]

Announcer: And the winner is Ganondorf?

Kanye West: Hey man Im happy for you, and Ima let you finish, but I think the winner should have been Metaknight.



Yes I still like the Kanye West jokes XD

 

[duckypwns]

What did Falco say when ZSS got her head shaved?

Personally, I prefer the hair.

Yeah that was lame.

 

[BladeOfHavoc]

What is Yoshi's favorite food? Eggrolls!

 

[Dru2]

C.Falcon: Knock Knock
Ganon: Who's there?
C.Falcon: Interrupting Falcon
Ganon: ...Interrupting Falcon-
C.Falcon: PAWNCH!

 

[Kirbyoshi]

L O L Lash, is that from Brawl Taunts?

Spoiler

Crap, now I gotta go watch Brawl Taunts again.

 

[Lucario1337]

I'll choose gannon at cash prize tourny with items on high.

 

[Dru2]

L O L Lash, is that from Brawl Taunts?

Spoiler

Crap, now I gotta go watch Brawl Taunts again.

Amazingly, it's not. It's from a machinima called Smashtasm. However, in my post, i changed it from Fox & Mario to Ganon & C.Falcon.

 

[Dru2]

I'll choose gannon at cash prize tourny with items on high.

HEY! Ganon is not crappy in..braw-*snicker *snort GAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

EDIT: whoops, double post.

 

[Zatchiel]

Why is MK top tier?
because:

Many
Experts
Try
Avoiding

BUT!

KOs
Near
Ideal
Groundspaces
Halt
Terrific
Success


(Do you get it? its not really a joke, its just somethin i came up with 4 my first post on brawl xD.
More 2 come soon!)

 

[Pokemon Z RPG]

Why is MK top tier?
because:

Many
Experts
Try
Avoiding

BUT!

KOs
Near
Ideal
Groundspaces
Halt
Terrific
Success


(Do you get it? its not really a joke, its just somethin i came up with 4 my first post on brawl xD.
More 2 come soon!)

Yes, I get it. The first letters spell out Meta Knight.

 

[Fuelbi]

In America Meta Knight beats Ganondorf, but in Soviet Russia, Ganondorf beats Meta Knight

... yeah pretty awful joke

 

[UberMario]

Why was Bowser considered a troll?

Because he would flame people.

 

[StinkomanFan]

A fun tourney.

 

[Zatchiel]

My mother driving me to my first tourney then buyin me ice cream for me to throw away after taking one bite....

 

[Fuelbi]

Ganondorf winning first place in a professional tourney

 

[Bynine]

Diddy Kong is an a-peeling character.

 

[Zatchiel]

A ganondorf winning 3 professional MKs with 1 stock each and ganon having 300%

 

[ETWIST51294]

I tried to take brawl back to gamestop and the cashier said "whats wrong with it?" and I said "my Meta Knight is broken".

 

[Fuelbi]

DK goes bananas when K. Rool messes with him... I dunno

 

[Zatchiel]

Kirby needs to watch da carbs...
Eeh, i gots nothin now, imma sleepy

 

[BluePSI]

I got this from a video but meh its good.
Ness will be your PK lover if you light his PK fire

 

[Kirbyoshi]

That joke WAS PK (pretty krappy), BluePSI.

 

[BluePSI]

That joke WAS PK (pretty krappy), BluePSI.

>.>
try to make a better ness one

 

[Ciro67]

Brawl is a joke itself