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ElectricSmile

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What did Ike say to ROB after their battle?

Repair yourself.

and

how can you tell Ganondorf is black?

he has to sit at the back of the tier list.

and

Ike fights for his friends

and

"Personally, I prefer YO MOM!"

Squirtle's Down B

are the best i think :O

BTW awesome thread!
 
DevilKiller

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What does Pit drink before he fights?

Red Bull.

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(Kingdom Hearts reference, if you don't get it, don't cry)

Why did Riku jump off a tower?

He was trying to do the Dark Dive but he missed his target.

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What does Lucario do when confronted with a Marth wielding a Beam Sword.

He uses Force Palm.

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How does an animal hater defeat Marth?

Throws him off the edge, then throws a Dolphin at him. (Dolphin Slash sucks)

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(Final Fantasy 6 references, more appropriately, Final Fantasy Dissidia)

What does Kefka yell when Marth uses his Final Smash and misses?

CRITICAL FAILURE!

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Who ya gonna call?

KIRBY!
 
mofo_

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why does Ike like drawing?

Cuz he fights for his pens.

what did ike say to the car dealership man when his favorite car was sold out?

ill fight for my mercedes-benz

what did ike say to the guy stole his glasses?

i fight for my lens

what did ike say to the fashionista who insulted his style?

i fight for my trends

what did ike say when someone changed the channel as he watched the news?

i fight for CNN

what did ike say to the dirty man?

i fight for my cleanse

what did ike say to smiling bob as he noticed how big his 'sword' was?

i fight for extenze

what did ike say to the guy who stole his 10 dollar bill?

i fight for my tens

what did ike say to the lawyer?

i fight my amends
 
N.A.G.A.C.E

N.A.G.A.C.E

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What did snake say after he killed someone with his mine

Miiiiine games

what did G&W say after he hit with his 9 hammer

beep
 
N.A.G.A.C.E

N.A.G.A.C.E

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Did you guys hear what happened when solid snake, liquid snake, and naked snake got on that plane....

well let me just tell u Samuel L Jackson was pissed off.

(yes i made a snakes on the plane reference and now i got to go take a shower to try to wash it off)
 
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nezzedaoriginal

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Why are so many guys attracted to Ike?

He fights for his men.

What did Falco say when someone asked him what his favorite dessert is?

Personally, I prefer the eclair.

Someone asked Kirby if he was gay or straight. Kirby replied, "Biiiii!"

Why did Ike fight Ryu?

Because he fights for his kenz.

When Ike was forced to go to a fortune teller, he said "You'll get no epiphany from me."

Someone asked Falco what his favorite government official was. He replied, "Personally I prefer the mayor."

Why can they never find a good girlfriend for Olimar?

Cause he would always Pik-men.
 
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bmaster77

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nezzedaoriginal said:
Why are so many guys attracted to Ike?

He fights for his men.

What did Falco say when someone asked him what his favorite dessert is?

Personally, I prefer the eclair.

Someone asked Kirby if he was gay or straight. Kirby replied, "Biiiii!"

Why did Ike fight Ryu?

Because he fights for his kenz.

When Ike was forced to go to a fortune teller, he said "You'll get no epiphany from me."

Someone asked Falco what his favorite government official was. He replied, "Personally I prefer the mayor."

Why can they never find a good girlfriend for Olimar?

Cause he would always Pik-men.
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hahah loool
 
Sucumbio

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How many Fire Emblem characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100.

99 Ikes to turn the room and Marth to hold the light bulb while looking pretty.
 
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Night-san

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Charizard to his opponent after being pwned- "**** you, I'm a dragon!"
Four Snakes in a match- "I'm tired of these MOTHER****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER****ING STAGE!
"B*tches don't know 'bout my back-air!"
Lucario after air-dodging out of a combo and retaliating- "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"
What did G&W say after losing the tourney match? "BEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

And this one should need no explaination.
Up the BUTT, Charizard!
 
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Night-san

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Sonic after winning- "Sonic's my name, speed's my game!"
TO- "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa. We don't allow drugs or alchohol here. You're disqualified."

What did the tourney***s say upon the match being forced to a free-for-all with items on (I brought my Wiimote!)?
BAWWWWW
Unfunny joke is unfunny, I know, but I felt like telling one along those lines to poke fun at my own tourney******ry. :p
 
(K10)

(K10)

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nezzedaoriginal said:
Why are so many guys attracted to Ike?

He fights for his men.

What did Falco say when someone asked him what his favorite dessert is?

Personally, I prefer the eclair.

Someone asked Kirby if he was gay or straight. Kirby replied, "Biiiii!"

Why did Ike fight Ryu?

Because he fights for his kenz.

When Ike was forced to go to a fortune teller, he said "You'll get no epiphany from me."

Someone asked Falco what his favorite government official was. He replied, "Personally I prefer the mayor."

Why can they never find a good girlfriend for Olimar?

Cause he would always Pik-men.
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These jokes are WIN!!!!!1
 
deepseadiva

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Oh god this thread is awful.

*reads every page*
 
greenluigiman2

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Q: Why did Snake kill R.O.B. by mistake?
A: He thought his remote missile was a remote, and thought R.O.B. was a TV.

Q: Why do Luigi, Ness, and Jigglypuff hate Sakurai?
A: They took his advice (you MUST recover). Luigi landed on his head, Ness electrocuted himself and Jigglypuff started... singing.

Q: Why did Samus reject Solid Snake?
A: His "snake" wasn't solid

Q: Why was Kirby mad at Gannondorf?
A: It's his job to copy people

The 3 best couples in Smash Bros are Mario & Peach, Snake & Samus, and MOST OF ALL... Marth & Sheik. I mean Marth is prettier than Pretty Ricky, and Sheik is machismo on a stick...

I bet you didn't know your farts match your personality. Just look at Wario, loud and gross. And how about Zelda, Zelda's farts are silent... and you know the rest. :p

It makes perfect sense that R.O.B. and Game & Watch trip, but why the fuzz does everyone else!!!!!
 
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How many Samus Aran's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. She can only Screw Balls.

How many Olimar's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. His slaves will do it for him.

And now for something completely different:
Hilarious Muppet Bloopers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
 
Ryu Shimazu

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Random, but..
Why does Zelda get kidnapped by Gannondorf?
Because once you go black you never want to go back(to link)
 
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