Battle of the Pics!

[Kantrip]

It is said that Charlie Sheen did enough drugs to kill

 

[Link2thelost90]

But im no ordinary man.

 

[Kantrip]

I don't need ordinary. Just beatable.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Beatable you say. it just so happens im NOT beatable the first encounter.

 

[smashfan666]

neither am i.

Spoiler

at least in the only one released for a console

 

[Kantrip]

I'm never beatable.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Wheres that sandwich I asked for five hours Kamek!

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I got yer sandwich riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here, pal.

Smooth Criminal

 

[smashfan666]

this is one battle yoshi CAN'T win.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

*****, I flutter-jump over that ****.

Next.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Link2thelost90]

It was you or both of us, bro.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Nice one, Link. I lol'd.

Shot in the face, Mario, and you're to blame.

You give Yoshis everywhere a bad name.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kantrip]

Bullet Bill? Yeah he sees right through me....

 

[smashfan666]

Who ya' gonna call?
BOOBUSTERS!

 

[Kantrip]

Hey, that's my job!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Better run...or i'll run you over.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

The green train is fun too!

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kantrip]

That train slipped from hazardous terrain.

 

[smashfan666]

this is why we invented snowplows.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Hey a buddy...thats my house your plowin.

 

[Kantrip]

and this is why we invented tranquilizer darts.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

He's the master at using those, he uses them on Richard/Kogoro all the time!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Not even a million darts can take me down.

 

[smashfan666]

but i probably could.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Fun fact: Bruce Lee DID take Chuck Norris down when Norris apprenticed under him. Quite a bit, actually. One documented sparring match in particular took only thirty seconds, with Bruce Lee disabling Norris within three or four moves.

Norris is a badass, and he gets it from somewhere. Like master, like man; badassery was distilled from Bruce Lee to Chuck Norris.

Alas, Bruce Lee was but a mortal man.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kantrip]

No tombstone can hold me!

 

[StealthyGunnar]

ITSA LUIGI.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Hey Luigi..nice diary you got here.

 

[Kantrip]

Hey der PAPER Mario.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Rock pokemon obviously beat scissors.

 

[smashfan666]

paper covers rock, geodude.

 

[Kantrip]

Paradox?

 

[smashfan666]

an eternal one, at that.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Did someone say "eternal?"

Smooth Criminal

 

[Link2thelost90]

What may seem eternal is usually just one very long road...

And with every road comes a ending.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Naw, man. Usually means that another avenue of being is just

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kantrip]

If you need any help with that construction,

will get the job done.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

what. pic is big(ger than nickelodeon! ohhh!)

 

[smashfan666]

the pic may not be very large compared to that, and already used in you laugh you lose, but...