nomis
Smash Journeyman
"Finally," you say, "nomis the great has created a new topic!" Ah, but think again, I have created a topic before but it was closed. Why, you ask? Because it was too awesome for this forum. So onto the topic at hand:
For those of you who don't know what the hell I am talking about, refer to this:
"Rampant ninja related crimes these days... Whitehouse is not the exception..." Thus started the game's [badass] intro. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Dudes)
But the real question is, are YOU a bad enough dude to play them in SSBB? My answer is: No. So why add them? Because, to put it simply, they're bad dudes. No need to post your opinion, for I know everyone is already in favor.
And, yes, "In 1989 [Bad Dudes] was ported to the Nintendo Entertainment System."
EDIT: For those of you who don't read through the threads (90% of you), I have posted a moveset:
For those of you who don't know what the hell I am talking about, refer to this:
"Rampant ninja related crimes these days... Whitehouse is not the exception..." Thus started the game's [badass] intro. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Dudes)
But the real question is, are YOU a bad enough dude to play them in SSBB? My answer is: No. So why add them? Because, to put it simply, they're bad dudes. No need to post your opinion, for I know everyone is already in favor.
And, yes, "In 1989 [Bad Dudes] was ported to the Nintendo Entertainment System."
EDIT: For those of you who don't read through the threads (90% of you), I have posted a moveset:
nomis said:A, A, A : Punch of badass x 2, Right straight of awesome.
> A : Devastating Ninja-killer Fist.
^ A : Uppercut of infinite.
v A : Amazing crouching shin kick.
Fsmash : Astonishing elbow to the face.
Usmash : Intimidating victory pose (double-fist in air version).
Dsmash : Rippling sweep kick of doom.
Nair : Jump kick of destruction.
Fair : Emo-vasectomatic jumping fist.
Bair : Earth shattering back dropkick.
Uair : Magnificent triple moonsault
Dair : Meteoric victory pose (kick version).
B : DBZ Charge (used to power up any of the following B-moves):
^B : Shoryuken of behemoths. Fully-charged enflames victims in their path of wrath.
>B : Child smashing shoulder charge. Fully-charged makes victims attendees of shortbusses. Uses the same animation as Fox/Falco's Dash attack, but instead of going through the victim with weaksauce, the Dude stops at where he hits the victim (like if you throw a bowling ball at a Mime's skull).
vB : F-4 Tornado corkscrew punch to the ground. Fully-charged creates a larger tornado surrounding the Dude.
Dashing A : Diving punch to the crotch.
But wait, that's not all - there are Smash B moves! Smash B moves only work when fully DBZ charged:
Smash ^ B : Volcanic Shoryuken of Kens. The temperature on the Dude's arm becomes as hot as lava, melting Zamus' clothes off. If the character is not Zamus, he is immediately replaced by Zamus. Because that'll be badass.
Smash > B : Children bashing barrage of shoulder charges. Multiple shoulder thrusts are executed onto elementary school kids.
Smash v B : End-of-world spiral grounded fist. Tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, and earthquakes will occur. The end result: Badass.
Super Smash : Win the game.
Stage : Inside the TV.
Taunt : (posted in the taunt thread) Dance to Michael Jackson's "Bad" and win. This will last for the whole song, and everyone is forced to watch. If you try to reset/turn off the game, the Wii will explode. Because their awesomeness has to go somewhere.