SolidSonic
Smash Ace
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- Oct 13, 2007
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Now I know that you must be thinking.., "no wai nub she doesn't even have a ninty game.... errrr failure".
WRONG! A Lazy Town game is coming out for the Wii, you can see a demo of it here.
This is great news for the Wii, as it will reach the previously untapped yet vast eight year old girl market out there... Cooking Mama just wasn't the trick for this crowd, Nintendo found that it appealed more to teenage stoners and emos then it did to little girls. Thats why I think Nintendo made the move to adopt Lazy Town Wii, little girls find it irresistible.
Reasons Steph will be included as a top tier character in Brawl:
1. To promote Lazy Town Wii.
2. To bring SSBB to an even broader audience. Most little girls don't like fighting games like Brawl, but Stephs appearance has a good chance of swaying them. Lazy Town is popular the world over.
3. Sakurai said Super Smash needs more chicks.
4. Sakurai's daughter loves Lazy Town, and she keeps whining to him that more pink characters are needed in Brawl. [source]
5. Steph is the Chuck Norris of little girls. She can cook anything, do flips, do the splits, and dodge bullets. Consider all of this, and the fact that she has pink hair! She is very unique.
6. Like Sonic and Snake, Steph's name is five letters long and starts with an S. If this does not give you confirmation then I don't know what will.
Possible move set:
B: Jail bait allure -- Temporarily hypnotizes opponents and leaves them vulnerable to attack.
Side B: Somersault dash kick -- Steph somersaults at high speed toward an opponent and springs up kicking em' in the face. POW! Tis what you get for not eating your veggies! This move has good range, but can only be done on the ground.
Up B: Rainbow of determination -- Steph is launched upwards along the path of a rainbow, while clenching an uppercut fist. The trajectory is as flexible as Stephanie herself.
Down B: Sparkly Ribbons of Doom -- Steph flails her pink ribbons about. The ribbons unleash a painful energy upon contact.
Final Smash: Sportacus -- Sportacus pours a fifty-five gallon drum of whoop arse all over Steph's opponents, flipping madly about the screen. Steph just stands back cheering her hero on as he saves the day.
Costume recolors: Dark Pink, Hot Pink, White with pink dots
Taunts
-Innocent giggle + blushing
-Waves finger back and forth + "You gotta do the cooking by the book!"
-Her head spins completely around and her eyes turn red + diabolical laugh
~~Stats~~ (still not sure, might need tweaking)
Weight: Pretty light, about as light as Fox.
Size: The size of a little girl
Speed: Nearly as fast as Sonic, she eats her veggies by joe.
Power level: Over 9000
Horoscope: Taurus
Personality: Extrovert
Recovery: Okay
Fall speed: Relatively slow
Blood type: A-
List of Stephanie Supporters
SolidSonic
Sakurai's daughter [source]
Pedobear [naturally]
HugS
Danny Elfman [source]
Saymus
Jack Sparrow [source]
Megablueblaster
hemightbegiant
Emeril [source]
shorty_bobert
Nasanieru
Jackal478
MIRAI87
Dragonblood21
Goopygoo
Whipit1
"All the tigers on the planet" [source]
STARWARS_SHYGUY
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Conclusion: So there you have it ladies and gents, her appearance in Brawl isn't to wild of an idea after all. Feel free to suggest amendments to the thread, and brain storm other move sets. Oh and someone should make a support banner, don't be lazy now.
WRONG! A Lazy Town game is coming out for the Wii, you can see a demo of it here.
This is great news for the Wii, as it will reach the previously untapped yet vast eight year old girl market out there... Cooking Mama just wasn't the trick for this crowd, Nintendo found that it appealed more to teenage stoners and emos then it did to little girls. Thats why I think Nintendo made the move to adopt Lazy Town Wii, little girls find it irresistible.
Reasons Steph will be included as a top tier character in Brawl:
1. To promote Lazy Town Wii.
2. To bring SSBB to an even broader audience. Most little girls don't like fighting games like Brawl, but Stephs appearance has a good chance of swaying them. Lazy Town is popular the world over.
3. Sakurai said Super Smash needs more chicks.
4. Sakurai's daughter loves Lazy Town, and she keeps whining to him that more pink characters are needed in Brawl. [source]
5. Steph is the Chuck Norris of little girls. She can cook anything, do flips, do the splits, and dodge bullets. Consider all of this, and the fact that she has pink hair! She is very unique.
6. Like Sonic and Snake, Steph's name is five letters long and starts with an S. If this does not give you confirmation then I don't know what will.
Possible move set:
B: Jail bait allure -- Temporarily hypnotizes opponents and leaves them vulnerable to attack.
Side B: Somersault dash kick -- Steph somersaults at high speed toward an opponent and springs up kicking em' in the face. POW! Tis what you get for not eating your veggies! This move has good range, but can only be done on the ground.
Up B: Rainbow of determination -- Steph is launched upwards along the path of a rainbow, while clenching an uppercut fist. The trajectory is as flexible as Stephanie herself.
Down B: Sparkly Ribbons of Doom -- Steph flails her pink ribbons about. The ribbons unleash a painful energy upon contact.
Final Smash: Sportacus -- Sportacus pours a fifty-five gallon drum of whoop arse all over Steph's opponents, flipping madly about the screen. Steph just stands back cheering her hero on as he saves the day.
Costume recolors: Dark Pink, Hot Pink, White with pink dots
Taunts
-Innocent giggle + blushing
-Waves finger back and forth + "You gotta do the cooking by the book!"
-Her head spins completely around and her eyes turn red + diabolical laugh
~~Stats~~ (still not sure, might need tweaking)
Weight: Pretty light, about as light as Fox.
Size: The size of a little girl
Speed: Nearly as fast as Sonic, she eats her veggies by joe.
Power level: Over 9000
Horoscope: Taurus
Personality: Extrovert
Recovery: Okay
Fall speed: Relatively slow
Blood type: A-
List of Stephanie Supporters
SolidSonic
Sakurai's daughter [source]
Pedobear [naturally]
HugS
Danny Elfman [source]
Saymus
Jack Sparrow [source]
Megablueblaster
hemightbegiant
Emeril [source]
shorty_bobert
Nasanieru
Jackal478
MIRAI87
Dragonblood21
Goopygoo
Whipit1
"All the tigers on the planet" [source]
STARWARS_SHYGUY
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--
Conclusion: So there you have it ladies and gents, her appearance in Brawl isn't to wild of an idea after all. Feel free to suggest amendments to the thread, and brain storm other move sets. Oh and someone should make a support banner, don't be lazy now.