You Wake Up as your Main

[Waterbook313]

Id wake up to about twenty little different colored creatures in my bed and brush my teeth with one.

 

[MasterOfKnees]

Enjoy being just a head...

 

[WB40]

Groom my hair, go outside and defend my kingdom.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Probably go ride a rhino in the jungle. Or minekarts.

 

[John12346]

This thread is one of those reasons to drop Meta-Knight as a main.

Also, Iunno, I don't think I'd be able to go out in public as a blue dog... and I also don't think being able to shoot kamehamehas is good for anything in this day and age, so yeah...

 

[TreK]

Considering I co-main Diddy and Luigi, it'd be SUPER ankward to wake up as two people at once. And one of the mes wouldn't even be human. Wtf.

 

[Silk]

Probably go ride a rhino in the jungle. Or minekarts.

Nanners for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

 

[Diddy Kong]

I'd probably try to find some good recipes for bananas as well yeah.

 

[Shining Tyranitar]

I'd look around and wonder why everything looks smaller, then I'd start rubbing my spiked shell and soon after, becoming overcome by a need to destroy stuff, capture princesses while simultaneously being overcome by a hatred of plumbers.

 

[Latias]

I'd.. find out what its like inside a pokeball. Because everyones wondered that at least once. ( I think..)

 

[Deleted member]

I'd wake up, and immediately jump into mah blue falcon and drive like a maniac, then find some poor fool and falcon punch him.

 

[libertyernie]

I would split into four. One to make the bed, one to get the matching outfits from the closet, one to open the windows, and one to make sandwiches.

 

[RoxasDe]

I would wonder where mario is

 

[Sharky]

I'd eat someone and have their egg for breakfast =D

 

[IYM!]

Omfg!

I cant speak

i say = help i need help!!!!!!!!!!!!

They listen = shaaaaaaaaa eiaaatt iiiiaaaaaaa shhhhhhhheeeeeaaaaaaaaaaak !!!!!!!

 

[IYM!]

I always thought that Zelda is pretty, but I will not go to all Hyrule to save her
jajajaja

 

[MidnightAsaph]

I would bair everything in sight.

 

[iLSA]

I'd brag that Jimmy Neutron copied ME.

 

[hannesvind]

i would defend my bread to the end....
and then have a piece of cake!

 

[IIIIRICK]

i would wonder why im 2 feet tall.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

I would wonder why my head is so heavy.

 

[BluePSI]

( moving on to other characters because this is too fun )
Luigi: I would wonder why I suddenly have a mustache and a fear of alot of things, I would go on a jumping spree around everywhere but trip at some point and go back home :/
Mr GAW: bleep loudly because I'm 2D, then go cook me some 2D breakfast

 

[Apollo$]

Time for target pratice

 

[Xplo]

Instantly inhale something to see what would happen lol

 

[Nano5896]

Do some cool magic

 

[MKOwnage]

If I woke up as Peach I would probably be a little freaked out that I'm a girl. Then I would go smack my annoying neighbor in the face with a frying pan.

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

I wouldn't have time to ask myself as I'd be enslaving the entire race of unworthy mortals beneath by hulking boots of despair. Using said boots to manifest explosions of momentous proportions and power. Using the almighty threshold of darkness I'd rip apart countries and continents from the fabric of matter and reality. If all that wouldn't work I'd simply sparta kick you into a hole and laugh hysterically.

 

[Sunnysunny]

I'd finally figure out wear all those grenades, C4, mines, and mortars are coming from. :V
...
Although honestly I rather not know...

 

[Dr.MarioX]

Well, I'd wake up in the sky and go beat up an ugly chick with snakes glued to her head so I could get it on with a freaking goddess.

 

[ShadowLink84]

Zoom zoom zoom!

 

[ShardFenix]

A life in the day of Snake

My alarm clock goes off at 7:00 AM. I want to make it shut up as quickly as possible, so I use my jab, and within one millionth of a second, I have reached the sleep button and destroyed my alarm clock.

Time to get dressed. I suit up for my day and have my daily breakfast of cardboard boxes. Crap! I'm late for work! I need to travel 5 miles in 3 minutes! Wait, that's easy - I can just DACUS because I'm snake.

I get to work in under 5 seconds, and as I walk through the front door, I see my boss with paperwork in his hands. "You've been spending too much work time looking at Zero-suit Samus pornography. You're fired."

I then uTilt him to the moon.

He's not coming back anytime soon. I should go steal my paycheck for the month. I go his office, only to realize the door to it is locked. No problem, I surreptitiously use fTilt. It comes out so fast nobody even sees it, and since it does like 25% damage, the door flies open.

Wow, what a mess! I'll never find my paycheck under all this crap. I'll just go rob a bank instead.

I head towards the nearest bank, walk in, and walk up to the teller. Then I strangle her and crawl through that little opening in the glass. I plant C4 on the vault doors and move away before setting off the explosion. I run in and grab some sacks of cash, then proceed to the exit.

As I walk outside, I see tons and tons of cops aiming their pistols at me. I just duck and crawl away, since projectiles can't hit me while I'm ducking.

On my way home, I am intercepted by the legendary crime fighter Captain Falcon. Oh no, he has a gun! Good thing it's never loaded! After a few swings from him, I see him charging up his signature move, the FALCON PAAAWNCH, so I stop time, pull a grenade out of my pants, and pull the pin off it. Luckily, this takes exactly zero seconds to accomplish because I am apparently God. When the falcon punch hits me, the grenade explodes, killing captain falcon and only doing minor damage to myself.

I get home, stash the money, then plant bombs outside my house in case any more police come to get me. I'm Snake, so naturally, I can't be beaten.

 

[King Omega]

I would immediately start seducing members of both sexes with my golden nipples of steel.

I already have Captain Falcon's knees (they come to vicious points and are unbreakable), but I lack his nipples and can't Falcon Punch/Kick/etc. So waking up as him would be nice.

 

[Riamu589]

I'd trip while screaming "HYESZ"

 

[evade.]

My alarm clock goes off at 7:00 AM. I want to make it shut up as quickly as possible, so I use my jab, and within one millionth of a second, I have reached the sleep button and destroyed my alarm clock.

Time to get dressed. I suit up for my day and have my daily breakfast of cardboard boxes. Crap! I'm late for work! I need to travel 5 miles in 3 minutes! Wait, that's easy - I can just DACUS because I'm snake.

I get to work in under 5 seconds, and as I walk through the front door, I see my boss with paperwork in his hands. "You've been spending too much work time looking at Zero-suit Samus pornography. You're fired."

I then uTilt him to the moon.

He's not coming back anytime soon. I should go steal my paycheck for the month. I go his office, only to realize the door to it is locked. No problem, I surreptitiously use fTilt. It comes out so fast nobody even sees it, and since it does like 25% damage, the door flies open.

Wow, what a mess! I'll never find my paycheck under all this crap. I'll just go rob a bank instead.

I head towards the nearest bank, walk in, and walk up to the teller. Then I strangle her and crawl through that little opening in the glass. I plant C4 on the vault doors and move away before setting off the explosion. I run in and grab some sacks of cash, then proceed to the exit.

As I walk outside, I see tons and tons of cops aiming their pistols at me. I just duck and crawl away, since projectiles can't hit me while I'm ducking.

On my way home, I am intercepted by the legendary crime fighter Captain Falcon. Oh no, he has a gun! Good thing it's never loaded! After a few swings from him, I see him charging up his signature move, the FALCON PAAAWNCH, so I stop time, pull a grenade out of my pants, and pull the pin off it. Luckily, this takes exactly zero seconds to accomplish because I am apparently God. When the falcon punch hits me, the grenade explodes, killing captain falcon and only doing minor damage to myself.

I get home, stash the money, then plant bombs outside my house in case any more police come to get me. I'm Snake, so naturally, I can't be beaten.

Epic Post haha.

I would wake up wondering why the hell am I in a 2-D world now. Then pull out my frying pan and whip up some food for breakfast. Anyone who gives me any **** gets the hammer of judgement ya heard

 

[bibleonian]

I'm seriously wondering why the heck I woke up with wings and sound insanely obnoxious. It's strange though...I woke up yesterday with a tail that only gets longer when I swing it and my tongue grew like a whole foot. I just want to know why my shoes are at my back door but I'm wearing my boots....????

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

(Kirby)
I reach between my legs. Depending on what I find, I either:

-Freak out
-Freak out some more
-Attempt to use the restroom
-Forget about it and go get some cake.

 

[-_skinny_-]

slap people in the face with my deadly hexagons

 

[Piety the Diety]

I'd be naked all the time, eat alot, and go stop Dedede's shenanigans.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Shoryuken.

That is all.

 

[-_skinny_-]

lol roundhouse kick to the back of the face