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First and foremost I would like to say this is by no means a troll blog or meant to hurt anyones feelings/cause drama. I'm writing this
to give you guys a different perspective- possibly a rare one because chances are if you reading this, you probably aren't a WoW player because you'd be farming right now.
Now we all know stereotypes are bad. There's lots of bad ones especially about WoW players. From them being socially ********, unambitious, heavy-set basement dwellers that are generally hideous. This blog is dealing with the latter.
Okay. First of all, I want to say, on behalf of being a legit looking WoW player [I'm a model IRL] that the stereotype is lulz worthy and hypocritical.
Why? Because the same can be said of lots of MMO fanatics.
If there is a stereotype for WoW players being generally unfit and unattractive... Where the hells are the ones on Everquest, Runescape, or AION players cuz let me tell ya- I can easily say the same thing
I'll break it down for ya in 5 MMO Fanatic types
1. MMO players who have bigger boobs than me (Need to lose weight)
Lose sum weight u fat peice of ****!
2. MMo players who weigh less than me because they have never lifted a weight in their entire life (Emaciated looking guys. Also usually pale as hell because they never go outside. **** THE RAID TONIGHT MAN, YOU'LL DIE WITHOUT SUNLIGHT)
Yoga skinny!
3. Basement dwellers
Profound.... dwelling...has a dozen high-level characters..
4. Momma's boys who use their mommy's money for their online crack habit
Nuff said. Get a damn job. What are you like 13. Come the **** on.
5. MMO players who won't even spend money on their girl because they use it for their characters.
Because ****, that half-elf is always gonna be there for him. **** that IRL ho!
6. Any combo of 1-5. Mix and match your fail.
I've dated plenty of MMO players, so this is all first hand exp. I ain't making this **** up.
Explanation of above:
MMO player archetype number 1- I don't need to explain this. Said player just games all day and packs the pounds on. Cheetos and mountain dew, *****es.
MMO player number 2- Rofl, I thought guys suppose to be the stronger gender? There's literally MMO players who look like they never made it past puberty. Said player weighs either less or just a tad more than me (I work out...). Please boys, us ladies like to feel protected, go out and get buffed. Don't forget to eat the fish and god damnit, make that priest give fort. ****ing baddies.
MMO player archetype number 3- The basement dwellers are just socially awkward as ****. They don't know how to handle girls, or have really poor self-esteem. They should also know that the giant ball of fire in the sky is called the sun, and it will not kill them.
MMO player archetype number 4- Momma's little angel... oh my lord these kind of players make me want to post a ridiculous blog. Seriously. I hate these kinds of players with a fierce passion. They be ****s, and they be spending their mommy's money on all they characters like they got a full time job! Ever head of pimpin them out for gold? ****!
MMO Player archetype number 5- Rofl, these are so ****ing lulz worthy. They won't want to spend a penny on you, but they'll blow their $$$ on some o dat goldz from the chinese farmer. What's even funner is with my experience said player doesn't even L2PLAYU, so they are just throwing their money away regardless.
Combo- MMO Player can exhibit multiple stereotypes
So if any WoW players reading this... if you're sick of people talkin **** to you and only you cause you play dat Warcraft, just throw that **** all back in their face cause they ****in hypocrites n ****. Kind of like you, and me, for postin dis blog.
To non WoW players- If you don't fall into any of the archetypes I mentioned... mad respect.
Bottom Line- WoW Stereotypes nees to end, because the same can be said of ALL MMO PLAYERS EVER being hideous- both aesthetic wise and personality wise.
Peace out, and try not to get too butthurt over this blog. Even though everything I said is true and backed up by first hand experience, because I know everything about everyone it was meant for entertainment value as well, again im not trying to start some lame MMO war. Just opening your eyes and giving ya'all a new perspective.
Thanks for reading.
First and foremost I would like to say this is by no means a troll blog or meant to hurt anyones feelings/cause drama. I'm writing this
to give you guys a different perspective- possibly a rare one because chances are if you reading this, you probably aren't a WoW player because you'd be farming right now.
Now we all know stereotypes are bad. There's lots of bad ones especially about WoW players. From them being socially ********, unambitious, heavy-set basement dwellers that are generally hideous. This blog is dealing with the latter.
Okay. First of all, I want to say, on behalf of being a legit looking WoW player [I'm a model IRL] that the stereotype is lulz worthy and hypocritical.
Why? Because the same can be said of lots of MMO fanatics.
If there is a stereotype for WoW players being generally unfit and unattractive... Where the hells are the ones on Everquest, Runescape, or AION players cuz let me tell ya- I can easily say the same thing
I'll break it down for ya in 5 MMO Fanatic types
1. MMO players who have bigger boobs than me (Need to lose weight)
Lose sum weight u fat peice of ****!
2. MMo players who weigh less than me because they have never lifted a weight in their entire life (Emaciated looking guys. Also usually pale as hell because they never go outside. **** THE RAID TONIGHT MAN, YOU'LL DIE WITHOUT SUNLIGHT)
Yoga skinny!
3. Basement dwellers
Profound.... dwelling...has a dozen high-level characters..
4. Momma's boys who use their mommy's money for their online crack habit
Nuff said. Get a damn job. What are you like 13. Come the **** on.
5. MMO players who won't even spend money on their girl because they use it for their characters.
Because ****, that half-elf is always gonna be there for him. **** that IRL ho!
6. Any combo of 1-5. Mix and match your fail.
I've dated plenty of MMO players, so this is all first hand exp. I ain't making this **** up.
Explanation of above:
MMO player archetype number 1- I don't need to explain this. Said player just games all day and packs the pounds on. Cheetos and mountain dew, *****es.
MMO player number 2- Rofl, I thought guys suppose to be the stronger gender? There's literally MMO players who look like they never made it past puberty. Said player weighs either less or just a tad more than me (I work out...). Please boys, us ladies like to feel protected, go out and get buffed. Don't forget to eat the fish and god damnit, make that priest give fort. ****ing baddies.
MMO player archetype number 3- The basement dwellers are just socially awkward as ****. They don't know how to handle girls, or have really poor self-esteem. They should also know that the giant ball of fire in the sky is called the sun, and it will not kill them.
MMO player archetype number 4- Momma's little angel... oh my lord these kind of players make me want to post a ridiculous blog. Seriously. I hate these kinds of players with a fierce passion. They be ****s, and they be spending their mommy's money on all they characters like they got a full time job! Ever head of pimpin them out for gold? ****!
MMO Player archetype number 5- Rofl, these are so ****ing lulz worthy. They won't want to spend a penny on you, but they'll blow their $$$ on some o dat goldz from the chinese farmer. What's even funner is with my experience said player doesn't even L2PLAYU, so they are just throwing their money away regardless.
Combo- MMO Player can exhibit multiple stereotypes
So if any WoW players reading this... if you're sick of people talkin **** to you and only you cause you play dat Warcraft, just throw that **** all back in their face cause they ****in hypocrites n ****. Kind of like you, and me, for postin dis blog.
To non WoW players- If you don't fall into any of the archetypes I mentioned... mad respect.
Bottom Line- WoW Stereotypes nees to end, because the same can be said of ALL MMO PLAYERS EVER being hideous- both aesthetic wise and personality wise.
Peace out, and try not to get too butthurt over this blog. Even though everything I said is true and backed up by first hand experience, because I know everything about everyone it was meant for entertainment value as well, again im not trying to start some lame MMO war. Just opening your eyes and giving ya'all a new perspective.
Thanks for reading.
