Wish Corruptor

[NessExclusively]

Granted, your computer is so fast that somehow it fastness makes it evolve super fast, so now you have a computer that has it's own mind, and it's not a very nice computer. So it uses it's super fastness to scroll through the infinate void of the internet and never lets you see any of the websites.

I wish I time warped 2 weeks in advance, so that I wasn't in 2 places at once

 

[dan smith]

Time travel kills human, it's the law.

I wish I could be a good punk.

 

[soberfox]

Wish granted, but now your hated by all the hardcore heavy metal kids.

Come to think of it, that isn't really a loss...but I don't feel like corrupting again...so enjoy.

I wish I didn't have to get up early in the morning for a doctors appointment....

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but your cancer isnt detected and you die.

I wish my computer didnt have a stupid virus and I didnt have to post in school.

 

[flamingfalcon]

Granted, your computer doesn't have a stupid virus, it has a smart one instead.


I wish I had a burrito.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted but it's filled with human feces.

I wish that I had two shiney nickels!

 

[flamingfalcon]

Granted, you get two counterfeit shiny nickels. You are arrested and sentenced to life in prison.


I wish I had a burrito, sans human feces.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted, it has human faces in it.

I wish I had a splinter

 

[dan smith]

Master Splinter from TMNT! Enjoy housing an old, giant, japanese rat.

He eats wallpaper like candy.

I wish I had a handy dandy notebook in which I could record information in an easy to access manner.

 

[soberfox]

Wish granted, but you are completely dependent on it now. Your short term memory is no more.

I wish I never forgot anything.

 

[ANTX]

granted, but you can never forget... that one night....


i wish for more!

 

[Meleeruler]

Wish granted, but they suck!!!!11!!!1!!!one!!!11

I wish for $7

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but a rabid hobo steals it and you are lonely.


I wish that I never ever ever had to take chemistry again.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted but you are placed directly into an astrophysics class which you fail. You are kicked out of school and your limbs are all amputated. Your life is over.

I wish that I had the power to read full novels in mere seconds.

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted, you have the power to "super read" but because you read so fast when you say you read the book that fast nobody believes you, and when you tell them what the book was about everyone thinks that you cheated. Which causes them to burn you at the stake. Do you really want "super reading" abilities now?

I wish that I had no more sisters

 

[Fox4695]

Granted, but now you got older juvenile brothers that always beat you up

I wish that I could have any game i wanted

 

[flamingfalcon]

Granted, but then you become locked in a persistent vegatative braindead state with no hope of recovery caused by a severe chemical imbalance in your brain that was caused by your heart stopping from a eating disorder, so you no longer want any video games.


I wish I had a ham sandwich with no human feces or faces in it.

 

[meleeruler2]

granted, but you choke on it and are never seen again

I wish for 3 wishes

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted but your wishes are then stolen by the ninja genies.

I wish I had mad ninja skillz.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but an uber samurai murders you.

I wish I had a job.

 

[kodakdude]

you will get a job but you will be payed 1 cent per hour


i wish i was 300 feet tall

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but now your accursed with all the bad parts of being that tall. No corruption needed.

I wish I had a bottle of Brandy.

 

[Fox4695]

Granted but then a Hobo comes out of nowhere and knocks you out and steals it

I wish i was immortal

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but you fall down a well and it turns out to be a camp for gay fat homosexual immortals. oh well. you are trapped there for eternity.

I wish I had 65 gallons of Cadbury's chocolate.

 

[Meleeruler]

Wish granted, but you eat it all and you get fat.

I wish "7" was a letter

 

[kodakdude]

granted but the fbi will sentence u to life in jail for changing my favorite number to a letter

i wish i wish i was a fish that was rich

 

[Linkrulzs]

Granted,but then you eat it all your money while you where sleeping.

I wish that the new Legend of Zelda was out already.

 

[kodakdude]

granted but when u go to buy it the game is fake and u bought and it is the last copy that is ever to be made

i wish i had all the fine girls/women in the world

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but they don't have to like you.

I wish for Tuesday

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but your house has a flea problem.

I wish for a cold b33r.

 

[Meleeruler]

Wish granted, but it is so cold it freezes your mouth and you get drunk and you choke on it and you... ...enough I said lots of corruptions

I wish for a japanese monkey named Bobo

 

[Linkrulzs]

Granted,but then he steals a banana and is sent to jail.



I wish i had a pet.

 

[Meleeruler]

wish granted, but It's Bobo and he's mad...

 

[Fox4695]

since you didn't have a wish ill just make one

I wish this wish wouldnt be corrupted in any way possible

 

[gumby701]

Your wish gets currupted anyway because my curruption currupted the anti-corruption

I wish my friend would stop deleting my MMBN4 game...

 

[Fox4695]

Granted, but your friend grabs the game and snaps it in half so you cant play it anymore

I wish that i could have a doller with a picture of me on it

 

[gumby701]

Wish Granted; THE FBI comes and throws you in jail for 100 years for counterfieting

I wish this space bar worked A LOT better

Happy ST. Patrick's Day!

 

[True_Link_Master]

granted but the space bar only worked every five seconds


i wish i could have any kind of power i wanted at any time i wanted it

 

[Linkrulzs]

granted,but you kill youself .


I wish I was rich.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but all you do with your money is buy cocaine and get busted by the Columbian federalis.

I wish I was a baller, shot-caller.