Wish Corruptor

[Gaiagamer]

Granted, but now you only weigh 5 pounds and you don't have enough body fat to keep you alive.

I wish that I owned the DS.

 

[Aerogamer]

Wish Granted, but....your house gets robbed by angry ninjas trying to take over the world and they take the ds


I wish that i could eat through my bunghole.

 

[Anthony C]

Granted, but your fecal matter exits your body through your mouth.

I wish I didn't get that last one from South Park

 

[Aerogamer]

Wish granted ....but your wish still sucks


I wish Anthony C would never act foolish and post something thats really gay on this forum

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but his posts will be so proper and boring that you will quickly regret it.

I wish htat i could type coorectly.

 

[Aerogamer]

Wish granted...but, since you want to be very accurate...your brain decides to move your fingers very slowly toward the right key that it takes 30 minutes for you to type the words " i wish i could type this correctly"




i wish that i was a banana

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but it's rotten black and disgusting. Oh well, at least you won't get eaten...just throw in the trash.

I wish that I had another duck coaster.

 

[fantasm]

granted. but its no use to you because a crazed robot kills you.

i wish i could control the elements

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but you cannont use them wisely and you destroy the world as well as yourself.

I wish i was unbeatable in smash.

 

[Phatgamer1]

sorry double posted on accident.

 

[Aerogamer]

Wish granted..but now everyone doesnt want to play because its worthless to play a game that you cant win at


I wish i had a pet llama

 

[demoncaterpie]

Granted, but its really David Spade from "The Emperor's New Groove" and he insults you to death.

I wish the Xbox didn't exist.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but Microsoft buys out Nintendo and creates a new system: Xcube

I wish i was an only child.

 

[jet]

Granted but then your parents make you eat brussel sprouts, again.

I wish i had the Nintendo DS

 

[Aerogamer]

Granted...but bums burned down your house because your Bill Gates' son and destroyed your DS

I wish that I were immortal

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but eveyrone else dise and your stuck by yourself forevor.

I wish I had Zoo tycoon and it worked.

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, but you become so obsessed with the zooey game that you stop playing all other games, of course including SSBM.

I wish that I own a 30-inch, flat-screen, high definition television, and that it will never break or lose quality.

 

[Aerogamer]

granted...but of course ... ******* of utopia come to your house and kill you and your family and rob your house of everything



i wish i had the midas touch

 

[Flarefox]

Granted, and you will become so rich that you have everything that you could possibly phisycally want. You get so caught up in this that your emotional hopes diminish, and you have nothing to look forward to.

I wish that I knew everthing about anything.

 

[Houndoomshocka]

Granted, but with all the extra mental strength, your physical strength is depleted.

I wish I was the most powerful Melee player in the world!

 

[Anthony C]

Your wish is granted but you get so good, that they don't let you in offical tournamnets.

I wish the Nintendo DS was released tomorrow.

 

[VGM]

Your wish is granted, but i already bought all of them! ha ha. lol


i wish that people would stop putting down Nintendo.....

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but with all the people not putting down Nintendo, all of them begin to praise Xbox.

I wish i could rule the world.

 

[soberfox]

You can, but you have to make love to George Bush first.

I wish I owned the Nintendo DS..right now.

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but you later lose it for all eternity.

I wish Xbox didnt exist.

 

[Who Am I???]

It doesnt but Microsoft buys Nintendo.

I wish Geogre Bush got smited by god.(sorry if this has been wished.)

 

[Jasona]

Granted, but because you weren't specific his son is still the president

I wish for my final grade in calc II to be an A

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but now you can't read!!

I wish for a bigger tv.

 

[Who Am I???]

Granted but it becomes out of style by next week.(wait isnt that normal)

I wish I had the library of all gamecube games and the ds and all games for it.

 

[Aerogamer]

wish granted...but you dont own the systems for the games so your wish is useless

i wish my computer were much faster than it is going right now

 

[Anthony C]

Gran... *loading* ... ant ... *loading* ...te.. *still loading* ...e... *loading* ... Grante ... *an error has occoured, please restart your computer*

I wish that I was watching the Simpsons

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but your not really watching it, it's only a dream.

I wish I wasn't in school right now and that it was Christmas and I had lots of really good presents and alot of money.

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but you also win a 30-day trip! When you get back, you find your wooden cottage BURNINATED! You seek revenge... (see "Peasent's Quest preview at homestarrunner.com)

I wish that everything in this wish could not ever be flawed (in ur face!)

 

[Anthony C]

That wish is granted, but every wish thereafter does get corrupted(1n j00r f4c3)

I wish today was Sunday

 

[Phatgamer1]

Granted, but now you're stuck in church.

I wish i had a nuclear warhead.

 

[Young Roy]

granted, but your head a'splode!

I wish christmas was here.

 

[Rodimus]

granted, but you got coal

I wish i had no bros.

 

[Racoonboy]

Your wish is granted but, you still have annoying sisters

I wish I could jump 15 feet high

 

[Young Roy]

Granted, but now everyone has made their own ozone 14 ft. off the ground when you do get it. You do the math.

I wish thefreakyblueman was dead.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Only if you sacrifice yourself first.

I wish I had X-Box Live.