Wish Corruptor

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted, but it has a 50 mhz processor and no ram, hard drive and video card

I wish that school was only 4 hours a day 3 days a week

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but college goes 12 hrs a day, 6 days a week.

I wish Farscape would come back.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but the new one hypnotizes you into thinking that all hamburgers are against you.

I wish that Digimans and Pokemans could get along.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but the Duel Monsters(whatever they are called, from Yugioh) dont get along with either of em.

I wish I could play Zelda: A link to the Past.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted,but it breaks while you are playing it.

I wish I had a SNES that works.

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but you don't have any games for it and none of the game shops hold any more SNES games.

I wish for a fish. (rhyme!)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you get a huge fishtank with man eating sharks, a totally stranger walks by and push you into the tank.

I wish somebody could videotape that and send the video to me.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but the sharks are only sharks, and not fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads. And they do nothing to him after he is pushed in.

I wish that I had a bigger anime collection.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but you can't watch them.

I wish I had faster internet.

 

[Xija]

Granted, but become blind

I wish I wasn't tired

 

[SNTRL]

granted, so u go to sleep and wake up 90 years later so energized but has a day to live

I wish to stop being addicted to RPG's

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but SquareEnix (and all other mayor rpg) sue you for some reason unknown to you.

I wish I had a brand new WORKING laser-printer that wont explode or anything other bad things.

(lol Ace(Fox) I just saw that movie)

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted but now you have to challenge me to an RPG match

I wish for infinite wishes

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but they are all corrupted. (who would of thought of that but me? *sarcasm*)

I wish for infinite wishes that cant get corrupted.

 

[Death]

Granted but this one just did.
I wish to type faster.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted, but then you go blind and you cant see what people type to you.

I wish for this topic to be closed. ( jk )
My real wish: I wish my dog could speak. (i dont care what language i speak tons of em. :D )

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, your dog now speaks wolf.

I wish they still aired the old TMNT shows.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but now its in a different language.

I wish for infinite wishes that didnt get corrupted and that this wish wouldnt get corrupted. (heh try and beat that)

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but else someone wishes for it to be corrupted.

I wish to go on a caffine rush.

 

[SakuraPichu]

granted, but you get addicted and DIE. End of rush.

I wish i had infinite M&M mini'es.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Originally posted by sonicshift
Granted, but else someone wishes for it to be corrupted.

good one.

granted, but they are all made of plastic and are non-edible.

I wish that they wouldnt call the ps3 the ps3. (call it somethin new.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted but its now the Atari and has about the same graphics as the origanal

i wish.....

i wish...
i wish i knew what i wanted to wish for!!

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but that was your last wish.

I wish I could read at a 6th grade level.

 

[Fourside]

Wish granted, but now you have no eyes.

I wish I was the most famous game designer ever to live, more famous than Miyamoto!

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but it because your games suck really bad


I wish that I was the best at every video game

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but you get bored because you beat everyone and you don't have any competion anymore.

i wish i could go to tournements.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but they beat you up in real life because you allmost won a match against Ken.

I wish I could draw Anime or Manga. (I realy wish I could)

 

[Lightning Snake]

Granted, But your thumbs fall off.

I wish I could run really fast without being bothered to put any effort in.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Granted but your brain can't process the movements that fast so in reality you really can't run that fast

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

I wish i could corrupt ^ unmade wish

 

[sonicshift]

Granted, but since the person did not wish, you didn't have anything to corrupt. You lose the fun in wish corrupting.

I wish that person had wished. lol

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but he wish to be rich(which becomes kind of spammy )

I wish i will live a happy life

 

[Death]

Granted but you live a happy life as a hobo.
I wish I was forever young.

 

[apocslypse13579]

You will be young, but you will age backwards until before you were born.
I wish I was 1337.

 

[Death]

Granted but I steal all your money. All your money are belong to us.
I wish I could watch that game where Cats says all yur base are belong to us.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but u didnt say how..so ur 12 and arent able to go out pass 9:00 or anything else 12 year olds cant do.

I wish to be a assassin

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but your soo good, you assassinate yourself.

i wish that i had more time.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but the extra time chamber that you go into goes 10000000000 times faster than normal time but your actions still go normal speed so you step in there and die of old age before you can step back out. MWAHAHAHHAHA!!!


I wish I wish I had a (dead, cooked, non-poisoned or infected!) fish on a dish.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, its a yellyfish:D .

I wish I could read my homework for more than 5 minutes without getting bored. (anyone guess what im NOT doing right now)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but you get more homework. 9000 pages to be exact. and you never finsih doing it. And you dont stop because you dont get bored and you dont think to stop. You get arthritis at the age of 25.

I wish for infinite wishes that wont get corrupted and that this wish wont get corrupted and that someone wont wish for this wish to be corrupted. (heh id like to see someone corrupt that!)