Wish Corruptor

[Death]

Granted but in the next month you will get 15 essays and a 20page science report. HAHA!
I wish I could fly.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but people now see you as a freak and run from you, screaming. And in the end you are sad. But also you get to eat ice cream so it makes you feel a little better.

Hmm...I wish I had some ice cream now too, we're fresh out.

 

[Death]

Granted, but by the time the ice cream truck comes, you will already have melted in to the ground and the truck will flatten you even more.
I wish I could band over backwards as far as Neo.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Granted but u sacrifice ur spine to do this.

I wish i wouldnt have to wish this often.

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted, you dont have to wish so often, infact from the lack of wishes you lose all your good luck and can no longer hope for any games this christmas...

I wish I didnt have to uncheck "Show Signature" in this room, I wish the Forum would automatically do it.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but the forums dotn work just for you and it shows anyway. and then u get so many warnings u get banned.

I wish i could throw a baseball 124 MPH

 

[Dale]

Granted, and you are quickly signed to the Blue Jays, ewwww. What a waste of a baseball team. But because you throw so incredibly fast there is no one willing to play as catcher for you, so you are thrown back out into the real world.

I wish I lived a lot closer to richmond, my commute is killing me.
::dead::
see?

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but then u get fired so it doenst matter where u live now.

I wish i could control time.

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted, you can control time so you go back to the time your girlfriend asked you "do you want to kiss me or not" ...this time you say no and she smacks you causing you to die from a heart attack

I wish I can be a millionaire

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, you now own 1 million marbles, lucky you.

I wish I had 99'999HP in real life.

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted. Its not what you think tho. You now have 99,999 horsepower in your car and upon starting the engine you drive straight into a steel wall and kill yourself.

I wish they had SSBM characters for smileys on SWF

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but right after the sights get closed down.

I wish had SUPER sharp teeth and i couldn't cut my self!

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Granted, you get super sharp teeth and you cant cut yourself. The next time you tongue kiss your girlfriend though she releases the kiss looking like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

I wish I can jump as high as Falco

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Granted, but you will lose your legs in a tree chopper accident.

I wish Ithat I am the best at everything.

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, first starting with spelling then moving on to higher levels of intelligence. Unfortunately your fame is short lived when your climbing buddy, in a jealous fit, screws you over and cuts your rope as you ascend Devils Tower ... yes its tall ... no u don't beat the solid earth beneath.

I wish for tube of Goldbond, my feat are irritating me.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but the goldbond just numbs your feet. And at night your bed catches on fire, starting at the foot of your bed. By the time you notice it was too late and you become incinarated.

I wish that getting in to college wasn't so stressfull.

 

[bluelion20]

Granted, but then it costs 2 times as much money.

I wish my reading teacher wouldn't make me read books. I hate books

 

[ShadowAssassin]

granted, but your teacher makes you listen to books on tape in Clingon then rewrite them on paper

I wish for a regular penny

 

[Death]

GRanted but the penny is Ganon in disguise and you get killed.

I wish I could stop bullets.

 

[Dale]

Granted, all the bullets I fire at you are stopped, lodged into your chest and you die froma punctured lung and massive internal and external bleeding. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! lol

I wish I had the power to stop bullets with my mind, and hurl them back at the enemy

 

[Death]

Granted but while you command them to hurl back, Blade comes and cuts your head clean off.

I wish I had an Ak-47.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but I have a tank.

I wish I had some tank ammo.

 

[Death]

Granted but I steal yur tank, put in the ammo and blast you!
I wish I could live forever.

 

[yoshii]

granted, but the rest of your life you will live as a frog.
I wish I had a ton of money.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but while you were making your wish, you were playing Monopoly, making you get a ton of Monopoly money, sorry.

I wish i could go to sleep, and rest up for my REALLY exciting trip tomorrow!!!!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but after you go to sleep you never wake up.

I wish I was very wise. (Meaning to posess both knowledge and expirience)

 

[yoshii]

Granted, but by then you will be very old and sick.
I wish I had some dominoes CHEESY BREAD!

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but its moldy

I wish i had a soda right now

 

[Death]

Granted but the soda falls into a sewer.
I wish I could eat nothing for a year.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but but the year is in dog years.

i wish i had a pink frog.

 

[rovalles]

Granted but you get green warts from it.

I wish I had a Lancer Evo 4.

(Yoshii watch that sig)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

granted, but it sucks

I wish i would know everything about this site.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but people think your a know-it-all and outcast you from all conversations.

I wish I had the Master Sword!

 

[SakuraPichu]

Ganted, but Link comes up to you takes it and does his up B on as a punishmnt for touching his sword.

I wish i could have a gren and black panther.

(Yoshiiyou still got your sig on)

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but because the color "gren" hasn't been invented yet everyone who looks at it (you first!) will go blind.

I wish that I was the first in line at the Deli. (based on that comercial about thin sliced meat with that woman going "Oh I wish I was first in line at the deli. Oh, look, number one! Number one again! And again!")

 

[ShadowAssassin]

granted, but several hundred hungry pregnant women cut in front of you

i wish i was the 1337 R0XX0R

 

[Death]

Granted but you must first become the ROX!
I wish I could jump as high as falco.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but you jump real high and land on a lamp post thus crushing your pelvis.

I wish for immunity from all diseases.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you spend the rest of your life feeling pain

I wish for immunity to pain and diseases and death.:D

 

[Death]

Granted but then all the diseases break through the "shield" and kill you.
I wish I could wish.