Wish Corruptor

MassChaos · Feb 10, 2004

Granted, but then the police would get sued and the police would lose while a new law was being created.

I wish I can go to TG6.

SS4Ricky · Feb 12, 2004

I wish i could go too....

...i mean, granted, but you wasted all your money going there because you had to fight Ken first round, and oddly enough you had to face Isai in the losers bracket, giving you the lowest possible place on the brackets. Nobody accepts your smash skill, and you are forever known as "That one guy that made last in TG6". Sorry bub.

I wish I could go to the FC.

Dale · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but you FORGET YOUR CONTROLLER! And no one else will lnd you theirs because they don't want you to win. You end up placing last because you paid to play and never did and you are forever known as "That one guy that made last in FC that was supposed to be really good."

^^,

I Wish Ricky would stop making my wishes for me.

ultimaiq2 · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but someone else will soon.

I wish I could go to an American tournament too.

Maruiniq · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but then you get jumped by a whole lot of americans...

I wish i was unable to get warning points. And when a mod tries to give them to me they somehow get 5 warning points for 5 months... and i can't get banned!

bluelion20 · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but you will get suspended every time you visit SWF.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Dale · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but once you have banned all the mods that Boards will go into complete chaos. It will become all forum games and it will never be helpful to anyone again...ever

I hope that Disney doesn't get bought out by Comcast.

Dale = Disney
Comcast > Disney...therefore
If Comcast $ Disney then
Disney = gone
Dale =

FoX_KiLLz · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but Disney buys comcast, and the only thing ever on TV is The Disney Channel.

I wish I had a new spanish teacher.

Maruiniq · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but this teachers was once a part of the army, and he's the WORST teacher ever.

I wish my old Science teacher came back...

Blade Beast · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but he is an evil dragon is disguise.

I wish Invader Zim was never canceled.

RedYoshiOfDeath · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but the new spanish teacher speaks nothing but German. Have fun passing that class!

I wish my cell phone would stop talking to me. Honestly, when I turn it off it says "be safe, be courteous." Make it stop

Maruiniq · Feb 12, 2004

Granted, but now its only 30 seconds long...

RedYoshiOfDeath: Granted. But now everything else does the same exact thing...

I wish i could fight Ken... And make a good match agaiints him

ultimaiq2 · Feb 13, 2004

Granted, but if you win they are going to kidnapp you.

I wish I could play (Haven't seen this name for a while) SNEX.

MassChaos · Feb 13, 2004

Granted, but you just get tired of it and break it with a sludge hammer.

I wish I was tall.

FoX_KiLLz · Feb 14, 2004

(LMAO) Granted, but you become so tall you are a circus freak.

I wish I was not a circus freak...

Maruiniq · Feb 14, 2004

Granted, but er.. i don't think i can corrupt that wish... uh... but you.. umm, BUT ALL YOUR CIRCUS FRIENDS JUMP YOU! (all i could think of)

I wish i had a bag of chips right about now...

ultimaiq2 · Feb 14, 2004

Granted, but a monkey steals it and starts throwing stuff at you.

I wish something bad could happen to me. (beat that!)

Maruiniq · Feb 14, 2004

Granted, but then something good happens to you.

I wish people wouldn't say stuff in this thread like "i wish something bad happened to me!", it really takes the fun out of it.

MassChaos · Feb 14, 2004

Granted, but since people usually only really post in here for posts, they'll just start up again after awhile.

I wish we could start battling in the rpg.

Dale · Feb 16, 2004

Granted, but you will never, ever win a match. Ever.

I wish my college was full of more normal people. Right now, this instant, people are being stupid.

GoldShadow · Feb 16, 2004

Granted, but now you yourself will be a stupid crazy person.

I wish I could slow down time....

Bahamut · Feb 16, 2004

Granted, but you age at an even faster rate when you do, so you wind up as a withered husk the first time you try it.

I wish I had a corn dog.

Osco316 · Feb 16, 2004

Granted, but the corn dog is made from a crossbreed of Corn and Poodle.

I wish I had the best computer ever.

quack · Feb 16, 2004

granted, but someone steals it.

I wish i had a new skateboard.

GoldShadow · Feb 17, 2004

Granted, but it has no wheels.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of whole milk...

Dale · Feb 17, 2004

Granted, but angry school kids begin to overrun your house. Eventualy they push you out and take the house over.

I wish I had a car to get to work with...

rovalles · Feb 17, 2004

you're wish is granted but you get a broken down Honda Civic.

I wish I could tear Bin Laden's head off...

SakuraPichu · Feb 17, 2004

Granted, but then he starts toomplain about how he got caught by a kid in the first place.

i wish i had somthing to wish for.

Dale · Feb 17, 2004

Granted, but then someone corrupts it and your wishes are ruined

I wish Ricky had told me he doesn't have a ride home

rovalles · Feb 17, 2004

Sorry but to corrupt this one so does his girl.

I wish I was an englishman

ultimaiq2 · Feb 17, 2004

Granted, but you are still where you are and no one understands you.

I wish I could talk Japanese.

FoX_KiLLz · Feb 18, 2004

Granted, but you can only say "Konichiwa", and you cannot speak any other language.

I wish I could think of a cool forum game.

quack · Feb 18, 2004

Granted but it gets closed.

I wish i didnt have the stupid TAKS test tuesday.

rovalles · Feb 18, 2004

granted but you take an even harder make up exam the following day

I wish that it weathermen could make up their minds.

FangOfTheRabbit · Feb 18, 2004

Granted, but their minds are all set on a 7 year drought.

I wish I could afford a Halo and a Warpfeed for my paintball marker.

McFox · Feb 18, 2004

Granted, but I have no idea what those things are, so I gave you a cheeseburger instead.

I wish I had Super Smash Brothers 3.

Gold_Darkness · Feb 19, 2004

Granted, but it's for a system that doesn't exist yet, and you don't have that system.

I wish for a life with no problems.

Maruiniq · Feb 19, 2004

Granted... but then you died...

I wish my package would come! it was supposed to come today! it never came!!! And guess what the package contains?... yes, thats right, metroid zero mission!!!

Slayer Link · Feb 19, 2004

You receive the package but it is covered in jellyfishes so the disc was severely damaged so you can only play the game in 0,2 Hz mode.

I wish could change in to anyone and have their powers like Ganon in SSBM.

Dale · Feb 19, 2004

Granted, but you are quickly killed by your friendly neighborhood SWAT Team. They train only to kill crazy people bent on domination. And instead of a funeral, your body is burned and the ashes are then burned in another fire, and those ashes then are put in a Tupperware and that is accidentially melted in a microwave, so it gets thrown in the trash. You are one day recycled into toilet paper. O.o

I wish I could have an enjoyable vacation in the Caribbean.

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