Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Granted but Ridley Kirby's never should be pets or else they bite off your body parts which should happen soon.

I wish my awesome avatar had 26% more awesomeness in it.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but no it has 1328563784587571964735671894536781531647856892467 more awsome in it but your computer couldnt take it and your computer explode.

I wish for something to wish for

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you forget instantly.

I wish the next poster would sing and dance to the stylings of the Rick Roll.

 

[quatripain]

granted,i always do that though
i wish that elisha was my girlfriend and bad stuff like this wish being corupted wouldnt happen between us

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but she had a d*** before this corrupted wish was even made.

I wish my birthday was next month.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but you randomly combust

I wish for a non corrupted wish

 

[XACE-K]

Granted.

I wish for Snake's u-tilt.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but his pants ripped and your mentally scarred for life

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted: I wish I had a ridley kirby.

 

[tirkaro]

granted.

I wish eor wasn't here.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you get banned from the forums

I wish for something to wish for

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you wish you would die in five seconds.

Brave Little Ridley FTW!!

I wish more people knew about The Brave Little Toaster.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but then they forgot

I wish I had a brain

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it is a walnut.

I wish Youtube didn't ban bdcool187's account.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but they end up banning everyone else on youtube in exchange. Even youtube's own account. They ban everyone, man.

I wish I could run faster.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but you use turbo enhanced shoes to make you run faster, and one snobby fat kid notices, complains, and takes away your turbo shoes.

I wish someone (other than me) would do a Pikaroll.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, I do it, and you LOL so hard you die.


I Wish for this wish to be uncorrupted.I wish to make out with some sexy Betch.
XD

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you get a statement, "Only one wish, has done so many times, and you get AIDS".

I wish Youko had a milkshake.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you steal it and you get banned

I wish I had a rocket launcher

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die.

I wish for tirkaro's picture.

 

[Miller]

Granted but you die
I wish people didn't complain about CGs

 

[tirkaro]

Granted but you die.

I wish I could draw better

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted, you draw the word better.

I wish that anti-form was useable in Kingdom hearts 2, and it was useable from the bar, instead of Turning into final form and crap.

Also, I wish someone knew what I just said.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted.... you die (jumping on the bandwagon)

I wish Kirby fired his laser at my foes, and never directly at me.

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted, he hits yo with everything else.

I wish for a box.

 

[tissue]

Granted, but that box is actually a sentient iron maiden, which latches onto your body and sucks your blood dry.

I wish that my college loans would simply disappear.

I can't believe this topic is still active.

 

[Frown]

Granted, now you'll have to deal with your estate loan.

I wish I wouldn't get two points for making a joke.

 

[Konpaku]

Granted but you can only say corny airline jokes that no one likes at all.

I wish people would stop posting.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but I posted

i wish for a piece of gold

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its a piece of gold s***.

I wish for everybody who ever posted in this thread spontaneously combusted in 5 minutes.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted, but we kill you first and then we combust for 1 milisecond

I wish my piece of gold wasnt a gold piece of s***.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it's 1 atomic unit of gold.

I wish this wish wouldn't result in my death.

 

[I.T.P]

Granted, but in order to avoid death you need to be castrated

I wish LOLDOGZ would outgrow LOLCATS

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but ceiling dog(if there is one) falls off the ceiling and dies, LOLDOGZ ends because of it.

I wish I could Gannoncide.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, you Ganoncide your entire family (and die in the process).

I wish there were more shades to the color yellow.

 

[Konpaku]

Granted, but they all cause diseases to the eye.

I wish for something positive

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, but it meets a negative, they multiply and all their children end up being negatives. (lolwut?)

I wish youtube would upload my video without me needing to convert it.

 

[Konpaku]

Granted, but your the only one that can watch it

I wish people would stop wishing.

 

[47drift]

Granted.

I want Konpaku to stop being a nonconformist.

 

[XACE-K]

Than burn him to a stake.

I want everybody to start wishing again.

 

[MackyMack]

Granted, but their wishes will be corrupted.

I wish my wish gets corrupted.