Wish Corruptor

[Jammer]

Granted, but you wish for something you need, not want. I've learned in English classes that that means you'll be miserable because you don't know what you want or something.

I wish for a free cellphone that works just like my current one.

 

[Sanity Questioned]

Granted, but you find it run over on the side of the road.


I wish there was a game like Brawl that only had Kingdom Hearts characters in it.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but the final boss is Chuck Norris...in real life

I wish Nelson Muntz was playable in Brawl

 

[Sanity Questioned]

Granted, but he is very low tier.

I wish Brawl would come sooner

 

[Sieged Eagle]

Granted, but he is very low tier.

I wish Brawl would come sooner

Granted. The game had mayor glitches in the end because it came out earlier, and couldn't be fixed. Congratulations, you made Brawl the worst game of the series.

I wish for a slice of moist and delicious cake.

 

[Lou The Devil]

Granted. You realize the cake is a lie.

I wish scientists discovered life outside the Earth.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but they worship Chuck Norris

I wish Brawl was the best game evar and I got it

 

[Sieged Eagle]

Granted. Your Wii explodes for the awesomeness that is Brawl.

I wish I aced every school test in a legit way.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Since you're so dumb, the teachers have no choice but to assume you're cheating. You still get zeros.

I wish I could snap my fingers whenever I want, and a nice pizza, just the way I like it (as in, not poisoned or anything like that) will appear, and I will be able to eat it.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you would lose half your life force every time you snapped your fingers

I wish I was a n00b LOL

 

[Mischief Maker]

Granted. you flood the forums with spam and you are banned from the internet.

I wish I could hypnotize people.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but those you hypnotize only do half of your wish.

I wish Banjo-Kazooie 3 came out for Wii

 

[yggdrasil325]

Granted, but it sucks. Big-time.
I wish every character in Brawl was as good as every other character; essentially, I wish for no tier system for Brawl - two players of equal skill would both have a 50-50 chance of winning regardless of who they pick.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Brawl sucks

I wish the best three characters in Brawl are Sonic, Pit, and Fox

 

[kinghippo99]

I wish Brawl would come sooner

Ewwwww... am I the only one who has a bad enough mind for that? (continue with the other wish)

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

ZOMG N00BIE INFESTATION! JAMMER, GET OUT THE LIFE BOATS, ABANDON SHIP!

Okay, @ sonic the baron: Granted, but president bush declares that the word "best" now means "worst" and vice versa.



ZOMG ITS THE PRESIDENT!


Georgie: Mr.lombardi has been sentenced to a brutal hanging ...I mean federal court for trying to do my job. May I make a wish guys? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?


I wish for an OH CRAP HE'S BACK HEEkbo


Sorry for the inturuption everyone. I'm back now.


I wish this guy would stop trying to eat my foot >_>

 

[Flipstar]

Wish granted, but now your foot is a ticking time bomb that will explode in 13.37 minutes.

I wish for a banana muffin!

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but the bannana is actually rotten.

i wish i didn't have $99999999999999999999999999999999999999.99

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. Your're the poorest man on the planet

I wish Saki wasn't an AT and was playable.

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, he's in Mii form. (MIIIFOOOORMM!!!! lol, it's a galaxy joke. Btw, I want a Mii in brawl. Think of you against other characters.)

I wish that Mii's were in Brawl, weren't bad...Ah, the heck with it, I wish Mii's were in Brawl and nothing bad happened.

Ok. For the actual wish to be corrupted. I wish that the Macy's Day Parade didn't have those annoying people talking all the time. Some of the time is ok...

 

[UberBob]

Granted. The macy's day parade is now completely silent.

I wish that Brawl won't suck when it comes out.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, it doesn't suck when it comes out. Once you play it for 3 minuites though, you realize it sucks.

I wish that jammer would come in and help ward of all these un-original wishes.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but nobody posts here anymore.

I wish Sonic the Baron would stop making corruptions involving Chuck Norris. (They're terrible)

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you.

I wish for something new to wish for...

 

[platnum]

granted...but just when you make your wish you find out that you wished for death.



I wish the mog squad had moar members.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but they are all n00bs

i wish i had cancer of the entire body, aids, bird flu, and maybe the sniffles and when someone answers this i will die

 

[platnum]

GRANTED...BYE



i wish i did not do that.

 

[Danielman]

granted now you have his cancer, and your inmortal.
enjoy your eternal suffering

I wish i knew how you prounounce melee.ME-LEE or MAY-LAY

 

[platnum]

granted,MAH-LAZAH is how you pronuonce it.




i wish that MOG was in brawl

 

[Danielman]

granted the letters MOG are In Brawls background.Enjoy

I wish I was frame perfect at super smash brothers MAH-LAZAH and That I had hiro from Heroes powers.

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, you don't own the game and you don't know how to use your power. Mwuhahaha, unusable wishes.

I wish I could climb through the AirVents and such, like Solid Snake. Snaaaaaaaaake!

P.S. I wish I was OVER NIIIIIIIIIIINE THOOOOOOOOUUSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!years old...

 

[Deleted member]

I wish Sonic the Baron would stop making corruptions involving Chuck Norris. (They're terrible)

Me too. I never really liked Norris. He just seemed invincible in the forum games

@ xbrinkx: Granted. Then a Subspace bomb hit zero...

I wish I could make better corruptions.

 

[Flipstar]

Granted, but they now all involve chuck norris, a banana, and a reindeer

I wish for leprechaun.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. Your leprechaun commits suicide

I wish I was immortal and could feel no pain

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, you're cursed by the Aztec gold from Pirates. You not only feel no pain, but you don't feel anything.

I wish I was OVER NIIIIIIIIIIINETHOOOOOOOOUUSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!years old...

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. When you hit 9,000 years and five seconds, you turn into dust.

I wish Halo never existed

 

[somenerd]

I wish I was OVER NIIIIIIIIIIINETHOOOOOOOOUUSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!years old...

WHAT?!! 9000?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?! O_o
(Couldn't resist)

Anyway, granted, but Microsoft goes bankrupt and an angry mob forms outside of your house

I wish for the greatest thing ever.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you get chuck noris. (By the way, PWN3D!)

I wish that somenerd would actually make a valid post.

 

[47drift]

Granted. The Wish Corruptor thread gets moved out of the forum games category

I wish my anime downloads would go faster.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, .0000000000031 seconds faster.

I wish that I could eat all I want without being unhealthy.