Wish Corruptor

[pezaddict]

Granted, but you become a hobo.

I wish that I had a pet Gengar.

 

[DeadManWalking]

Granted, but he bites off your big toe with his humongous teeth.

I wish I had a Lamborghini Murcielago.

 

[Mangix]

granted, but the car is rusted out and the motor is recked beyond repair.

I wish i had an otter for a pet and it was trained.

 

[DeadManWalking]

Granted, but it's "trained" in Martial Arts and whoops your @$$ Bruce Lee style.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted but I wish to erase your memory.

I wish the Earth would orbit around the moon.

 

[kirbyphreak]

Granted but it messes up the tides, creating a giant tidal wave that crushes... your plastic bubble, USA.

I wish I had a Jigglypuff as a pet.

 

[poncho_mcshoe]

your wish is granted, but it's deflated.

i wish i had the time and attention span to read through 356 entire pages of wishes.

 

[Mangix]

granted, but you are hit in the eyes by acid while doing an experiement, and are blinded

I wish that i could transform into any living thing in existance

 

[DeadManWalking]

Granted, but any creature you turn into is pink and has a huge pimple.

I wish my brother would mind his own business.

 

[Digamma]

Granted. Then your business gets robbed because no one is watching it ^^

I wish that I could have a pair of headphones tht would last more than a month before breaking.

 

[pezaddict]

granted, it lasts 1 month and 1 second.

I wish I knew all of the words to the Robot Hell song from Futurama.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but now the song is considered "gay".

I wish I ace all my tests.

 

[Dibs]

Granted, and hiv tests are included.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Acea]

Granted, but it lasts 0.000001 seconds.

I wish I had a DS game.

 

[CuckooOfTime]

Granted, but it's Pokemon Dash.

I wish I had laser eye-beams.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted but I hold up a mirror.

I wish for everyone on the earth to have magic powers.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but everyone would go to hell for witchcraft

 

[pezaddict]

I guess I am making a wish............

I wish that everything that was ever said and will be said was in rhyme.

 

[Digamma]

Granted. Then everyone evertually goes insane because they can't stand the rythmic voices...

I wish that I could Sonic Boom people as per Guile (Street fighter 2)
[Random] ^^

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but Ken comes and beats you!!! Bwahahaha!

I wish that I could find more people to play smash against at my school (Burnaby North Secondary).

 

[Dibs]

granted, but they break gamecubes for a living

I wish mcdonalds actually saw me smile.

 

[badmonkey]

Granted, but then they make you eat their "food".

I wish I played a better Ganondorf.

 

[odonata345]

Your wish is granted, but out of nowhere Link runs up to you, slashes Ganondorf w/ the Master Sword, and steals your Triforce shard. Now you might be better with Ganondorf, but he is basically powerless to the super-powered Link.

I wish that I could skate like those freakishly talented people in the 'lympics!

 

[Digamma]

Granted, however soon after some random Nazi supporter is found skating and the entire skating sport is considered to be a hate crime.

I wish that I can find a way to the Trans-Canada tournament.

 

[CuckooOfTime]

Granted, but when you get there, you find that it's actually the Trans-Canada Barbie's Horse Adventure Tournament.

I wish Super Princess Peach DS was out right now.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted,then it dosent work so they have to recall

i wish the cookie monster was on the next melee

 

[BlitzkriegBus]

granted, but then all noobs start to play cookie monster and spam cookie attacks and rolls to annoy the rest of us, despite how cool people think he is.

i wish that we could go back to the good old 8-bit days

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but it only lasts a minute.

I wish I get no homework for the rest of the year.

 

[Mangix]

granted, but the new year starts tomorrow

I wish that i had a magic carpet

 

[Sethlon]

Granted, but the first time you ride it it carries you way high up in the air and then explode-inates.

I wish I wish I was a fish...

 

[CuckooOfTime]

Granted, but you're Flounder from the Little Mermaid. Nobody likes the little Mermaid, especially not Flounder.

I wish some people in the SSBR thread weren't such opinionated morons.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but then the site gets boring and everyone goes to gamefaqs.com

i wish i could kill people and get away with it.

 

[Mangix]

granted, but you kill youself..

I wish that i had a business card

 

[Digamma]

Granted, but they misspell your name: n00b

I wish that I could find my MP3 player.

 

[rezz]

Granted but it will be broken

i wish i hade the rev

 

[Digamma]

Granted, but the REV turns out to be an acronym for Recently Evangelized Visigoth. So now you have a European bandit type person from the 11th? century with a renenwed faith in Christianity.

Enjoy.

I wish School will be cancelled tommorrow. Well today rather, its after midnight

 

[CuckooOfTime]

Granted, but for every day that gets cancelled, you have to make up 2 at the end of the year.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 6 in the morning (or earlier, for that matter)

 

[Eternal Smasher]

Granted. Now your curfew is 6:00 p.m.

I wish cable was free.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but peter, quagmire, and clevland beat you up for not wishing for free cinemax.

i wish i could think of somthing to wish for.

 

[Digamma]

Granted, but you get banned from t3h intanets and you can't post it.

I wish I would actually learn something new in school for a change...