Wish Corruptor

[falcoX]

granted, but then youd have to take sooooo many courses

i wish that nintendo hadnt given up on playstation

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but nintendo games would be significantly different.


I wish for longer days.

 

[badmonkey]

Granted, but now you can't sleep at night due to a lack of darkness.

I wish I could type faster.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but you`ll make lots of typos.


I wish I had a larger post count.

 

[Falkick]

granted, but all the frat dudes toga party all over you! ALL THE TIME!!! OMGWTFBBQBJHB!!!170861235809341654891376`9562789t4280762098560985360859ONE!!!11112984309-75387647568-198561-4676`4876480-064!

i wish that i hadn't granted that wish causing me take an add-on to the ever-famous phrase OMGWTFBBQ!!!ONE111!!!!11!( yes,the phrase i just repeated)

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you make a much longer add on to the phrase (which I will not repeat... even if it means just copying and pasting).

I wish I could turn my monitor sideways, because it looks cool while typing and turning my head 90 degrees. (But the monitor's too heavy)

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but osteoperosis causes your neck to snap when you do it, leaving you in severe pain for about 6 minutes until you die.

I wish for BLOOOD, THE BLOOD OF ****ATION TO SWEEP OVER YOUR LAND IN A GREAT COVENANT OF DEATH AND PURGE YOUR FEEBLE SOULS.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... but the nice people from the insane asylum put you in a white jacket into a room with padded walls.

I wish for a fish on a dish in a niche.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted, uh...but the fish is a midgit.

I wish for some rep. points.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted... but they're negative (disapproval) points.

I wish I only required 5 hours of sleep nightly.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Granted, every waking hour you will suffer unbearable pain.

I wish wishes could not be corrupted.

 

[DaPerson]

Granted, but wishes are called "sehsiw" now.

I wish for a golden controller that never breaks and that fits into any system..

 

[falcoX]

... granted, but no games support this new controller

I wish for a giant, a giant who was my friend

 

[Royal Flush]

granted, but the giant trips and squashes you.

I wish wishes in this thread wouldn`t repeat.

 

[falcoX]

granted, they instead yodeleded until our heads exploded


i wish for good tasting, nutritious, not bad for you popcron

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but you`ll choke on an unpopped piece.


I wish for chocolate.

 

[Falkick]

granted, but all the choco factories are destroyed!

i wish for 1337

 

[GoldShadow]

6®4|\|73Ð, ßµ7 17'$ 4 p41|\| 70 ®34Ð.

I wish I didn't just have to do that.

 

[falcoX]

granted, you had to do something much worse

I wish for everything

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but you not only get everything good but you also get everything bad including every illness and disease known.

I wish school didn`t exist.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then they don't hire you becuase you never got an education.

I wish i could get paid more

 

[MindGamer]

Wish granted, the world is now stupid. Thanks "dee dee deeeee"

i wish pop corn didnt get burnt

 

[falcoX]

granted, it just explodes in your face!!!!

i wish that everyone would drop everything and read!

 

[DaPerson]

granted, but they drop everything including their books!

i wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, posts

 

[l8t4meneomatrix]

Granted, but you can't read.

I wish for ALL my friends to go to school.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then your left all alone

I wish for a fish that could swish with the smiths

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but the fish is ate by a larger fish.

I wish for an idea.

 

[falcoX]

granted but the idea is quite disturbing

i wish that begolfers idea of a new room would go into effect

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but its going to involve convincing a mod.


I wish I had the ability to create new rooms on this site.

 

[MindGamer]

Granted but your comp will never work again.

i wish tomorrow would be before yesterday.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but time will reverse and everyone will de-age until death at age zero.

I people didn`t wish for stuff like that.

 

[MindGamer]

Wish Granted, you are now a Super Chicken(Congrats)

why are Super Chickens homo sexual?

 

[Royal Flush]

Wish Granted, you are now a Super Chicken(Congrats)

why are Super Chickens homo sexual?

That question belongs in the ask a silly qustion get a silly answer thread.


I wish people didn`t post in the wrong thread.

 

[MindGamer]

Wish granted, there are no longer threads.

i wish i didnt post in the wrong thread

 

[DaPerson]

Granted, but you posted in the wrong forum.

I wish my friends weren't so lazy.

 

[MindGamer]

Wish granted, now they wanna go joggin and you want a girlfriend.

I wish i never had to move my body to type this...

 

[pikapal]

wish granted, now you are a psychic and people are scared of you

i wish my girlfriend didnt like anyone else...

 

[MindGamer]

Wish granted. Your girlfriend now left you for Myself and you no longer have a girlfriend.

i wish pikapal's Ex wasnt so fugly....

 

[pikapal]

wish granted. Your girlfriend is now hot but she left you.

i wish the weather man didnt lie.....

 

[falcoX]

... granted, he always told the truth, to you, supposedly his "Best friend" of how he really hates you

I wish we had another snow day