Wish Corruptor

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it a little dark rain cloud starts folllowing you everywhere, eventually ruining your debit card.

I wish for a fierce blizzard outside my house.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted, but due to the fierce winds and large collections of snow on your roof your house will collapse.

I wish there was no such thing as homework.

 

[badmonkey]

Granted, but due to a lack of time spent on the subject, you fail the final exam and drop out of school.

I wish I could have the GBA release of FFIV right now.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but it's the Japanese version and you have NO IDEA what you're supposed to do.

I wish leaves were blue instead of green.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but oranges are green instead of orange.

I wish to donate money to the Make-A-Wish Foundation® UK.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but some dying person's wish is to nuke your house.

I wish KLSmash would quit making my eyeballs bleed.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but instead he makes your lungs collapse.

I wish I had some food in my stomach.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it wasn't digested, so now you have a pineapple inside your stomach.

I wish to own the biggest red house in Grand Forks, North Dakota.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but you can't live in it. You have to live in Minot, North Dakota.

I wish I could go to the circus.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u get attacked by carnies

i wish i was better with the ladies

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you're better at driving them away.

I wish I wasn't poor

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but you're not rich either.

I wish I could be James Bond.

 

[3.14159]

Granted. You COULD be anything, but you aren't, loser.

I wish I could be a cherry pie.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but someone ate u


I wish for a lot of $

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but the money was counterfeited and you get arrested for money faking.

I wish I had a rope loosely wrapped around my ankle as I balance precariously on the edge of a high rooftop.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted, but the money was counterfeited and you get arrested for money faking.

I wish I had a rope loosely wrapped around my ankle as I balance precariously on the edge of a high rooftop.

Granted, but the rope suddenly snaps causing you to lose your balance and fall off the rooftop.

I wish there was a wish that there is a wish that is difficult to corrupt.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, as seen here:

I wish for a wish that is difficult to corrupt.

 

[WIPE$$$]

granted but will only last until...now(ha it got corrupted)

 

[Royal Flush]

granted but will only last until...now(ha it got corrupted)

might I ask how thats a corruption?

 

[WIPE$$$]

might I ask how thats a corruption?

by the time you figure out whats going on, the wish time has ended

 

[falcoX]

i wiash that my sports team would make the playoffs...

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but in the playoffs your best player breaks his leg causing a loss for your team.

I wish I had acess to the BRoom and Smash BRoom on this site.

 

[WIPE$$$]

granted only if you spend all your money bribing gideon

i wish for nothing(try corrupting that)

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted. but you will be surrounded by a world of emptiness.( Hard one to corrupt )

I wish for a wish to wish for.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but that wish was the only wish you had

i wish that my wish would get curropted (Hahahah!)

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted

I wish for more wishes. I can`t think of any.

(By the way your wish was corrupted by not being corrupted)

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but u can only hav the wishes for 5 seconds 1...2...3...4...5 they're gone!

i wish i could be in a video game

 

[badmonkey]

Granted, but that video game is 'Super Ghouls and Goblins', it's on the hardest setting, and you die in the buff after losing your armor.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom . . .

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted, but [someone insert corruption here]

I wish I knew of a corruption for that wish.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but it doesn't have ANYTHING to do with the subject.

I wish we could control our lifestyle, like when to go to bed, afternoon, or dinner.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted, but you will live a boring life.

I wish I had SSBR and the Rev. right now.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you stole them and now you go to jail for 25 years.

I wish I had a C-4 thermonuclear device and a cherry pie.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but the device explodes send the pie flying right into your face.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u are soon PMed constantly by how bad a job at modding u are doing, and gideon/kingkirby/cashed/whoever repeals your modshipnessness

I wish i had not just said modshipnessness

 

[Coen]

granted, but the word changed into modshipnessnessness, which makes it even less understandable.

I wish Grimer would go away.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but Muk comes.

I wish that we all were atoms.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but that wish was a waste because everything is already made of atoms.

I wish people didn`t wish for useless wishes.

 

[DaPerson]

Granted, but you can't grant wishes anymore.

I wish for more wishes!

 

[falcoX]

granted, but so many wishes come that you can't possibly use them all!!

I wish i could fly

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted. Here's a plane ticket for Flight 1894 to Orlando. Enjoy.

I wish I was accepted into every college I'm applying to.