Wish Corruptor

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, but its lucky charms without the marshmallows. :D

I wish that Mk was banned.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted. Tabu becomes playable and becomes even more of a ***** than MK.

I wish for a glass of milk!

PS. I hated the marshmallows in Lucky Charms

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, it's expired by 78 years of idiocy.

I wish LeBron James didn't sign in LA, NY, MIA, CLE, or NJ.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, he quits basketball.

I wish the guy above me would stop talking about basketball.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted. He starts talking about his sex life.

I wish Lebron would sign to MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

**** no.

I wish meteors crashed into the houses of exclamation point-abusers.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but the meteors are the size of the moon. And the meteors also strike retroactively.

I wish the Engineer update in TF2 wouldn't have sucked as much as it has so far.

 

[Feocart]

Granted, it sucks Donkey Kong balls, literally and metaphorically. *shivers*

I wish to be second in line to win.

EDIT: ha ha, I like to ninja...

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but it's to The Last Airbender *shiver*

I wish it was 9 PM Est so I can see Lebron sign to Miami.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, but Lebron Dies before you find out who he was going to sign with.

I wish Basketball was banned from this thread.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but it's replaced with another topic you dislike.

I wish I could set people on fire by looking and thinking at them. >__>;

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, but you catch fire everytime catch anyone on fire.

I wish I had the Iphone 4.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but it has ****ty reception.

... owait, it already does.


I wish I was off of work right now.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you get fired and can't get a new job for ****.

i wish i could think of something other than "i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish".

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

Granted, you thought of the game.

I wish I didn't just lose the game.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, you lose and get ridiculed for it.

I wish that there was a juicy, medium-well, delicous steak in front of me that I could eat.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you didn't notice the moss on it and you die.

i wish that was funnier.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but nobody laughs except for the voice in your head.

I wish it was possible for mE to be happier for LEBRON JAMES COMING TO MIAMI!!!!!!

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you blow up.

i wish more people appreciated the idea of a crossover comic collection between VG Cats, Penny Arcade, & Ctrl+Alt+Del. cuz' that **** would be ****ing awesome...

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, they appreciate it but they don't care.

I wish I knew what smashfan666 was talking about.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but you get interested -.-

I wish that Infinite Emerald's profile pic stopped being so d*** cute >:D

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, it get even more cuter.

 

[CloudChaser071]

DENIED!!!

I wish that King of the Hill didn't piss me off.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Denied. That show sucks. It's not funny at all.

I wish that my school didn't have uniform. And for my mom to take me shopping with her when she gets clothes.

 

[Atlantian]

Granted, but your mom picks your clothes out for you.

I wish Nintendo would give up on trying to stop Homebrew.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, they succeed.

I wish Nintendo would let Brawl do what it wants.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, it stop all progress on the next installment.

I wish that you wouldn't walk out of me if I sang out of tune.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, I shoot you.

I wish J.K. Rowling made a new series in the wizarding world!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's called "1001 ways for Snape to kill Dumbledore"

I wish for ten points for Gryffindor.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted. 20 for Slytherin.

I wish for 72 virgins.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, they are all 3 year old males.

I wish I had a pizza cutter.

 

[AXE 09]

Granted, but you'll never have any pizza to cut.

I wish MLG picked up Melee again.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, they pick it up and throw it away! (:<

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

OMG -_-.

I wish Infinite Emerald would freakin wish.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, but I wish you were dead.

I wish that I could listen to Lady Gaga all day!

 

[Jonkku]

I'm sorry, but that is not humanly possible... Or atleast for anyone with a single drop of sense in them.

I wish bad musicians would get executed in public.

 

[Infinite Emerald]

Granted, but no one notices that they are clones not the real musicians.

I wish that I ruled the world!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's your own little world of delusions caused by the combined effects of schizophrenia and drugs.

I wish there was a permanent, side-effectless, cure for hayfever.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but the government won't release it.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but they never come true.

I wish for way to remove someone I dislike from the picture..