Wish Corruptor

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted but it's always undertoasted and it disgusts you.

I wish for a fruit salad.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but all the fruits are spoiled, and there are numerous flys flying around.

I wish I could be at work right now ironically...

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. Terrorists take over the building and release nerve gas into the ventilation system.

I wish for an epic avi.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted. You got missingno, and no one gets the reference :/

I wish I could see

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but Motel Vacaville sees more. Also you can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I wish someone could finally see that so there would be one less unanswered question in this world.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but a thousand more questions pop up afterwards.

I wish that life could at least be a little better for everyone without any penalties.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted. Everyone's dead. What the hell did you do!?

Spoiler

Wow.. that was morbid

I wish that world hunger would end.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but there's a major drought that plagues the planet. D:

I wish that I didn't have allergies right now. -_-;

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, you have herpes.

I wish an earthquake hit the West Coast.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but then it hits the coast you're in.

I wish that some people could use more logic and common sense with decisions instead of waiting for things to happen.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, they are executives of high government positions, and refuse to allow set decision-making.

I wish I was living in a coastal area, (Southwest Oklahoma will be d***ed if it's a coastal area)

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. You now live in the upper coast of North Korea.

I wish for 4 dollars.

 

[Meta_Knight_777]

Granted, but that cash came from a small town restaurant heist that you participated in, and then you get thrown in jail. Was that 4 dollars really worth it?

I wish for TARTAR SAUCE.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. Patrick steals it.

I wish for PK Shield and PK Starstorm.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, a meteor hits your dog.

I wish I could properly use exclamation points.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. You now live in Mexico.

I wish for high-quality headphones.

 

[A_man13]

Granted. They are ten ton speakers that blow out your eardrums on the first song.

I wish for multiple wishes.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. But you suddenly become stricken by sleep-wishing, where you wish for dumb stuff (like can openers) in your dreams, wasting all of your extra wishes.

I wish I was in Bulgaria. (Metallica is doing a concert there right now)

 

[KillerJawz]

Granted. You are now in a prison in Bulgaria, ready to be executed.

I wish my bed was softer.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Granted. your bed is made of mashmallows.

I wish for a cheesesteak.

 

[A_man13]

Granted, but you loose your sense of taste as a result of the wish.

I wish I had something else to wish.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you wish to be covered in Mushrooms and Poison Mushrooms, constantly making you grow and shrink while time stops forever!

I wish to see Colorado.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Granted, but you see it after it gets nuked.

I wish for something to eat.

 

[Driudkoichi]

Granted but its rotted

I wish people used quick reply

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Granted, but only a couple.

I wish I had "rust in peace" (a CD)

 

[KillerJawz]

Granted, but the CD turns to rust and is therefore unplayable.

I wish for some chicken.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Granted, but the chicken's toxic.

I wish for some money.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but the money is made of yogurt and it all melts (i got that from a dream i had once where bugs bunny looks in the closet and all his money's melted. then daffy pops up and notices that the only money he could get his hands on is still "yuck" as he puts it, freaks out, and sinks into the slop... and it ends off there...)

i wish that dream made sense...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, somebody tells you to elaborate.

I wish all horrid thoughts required a password I don't know for me to think.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, however, the password is "eat", so whenever you're asked what you want to eat you never know what they're talking about.

I wish for macaroni, olive oil, and a stone in the shape of a football.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!

I wish I made it.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it was hollow, so you couldn't knock Mario over with it.

I wish I had some Koopa Football Players!

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Granted, but they don't listen to you.

I wish for a mac

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you get THIS mac...

i wish i wish i was a fish!

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Granted, but a fisher gets you

I wish I had a better guitar

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but it breaks within the first hour of you playing it.

I wish that some of the toughest decisions could be made a lot easier than it appears..

 

[CloudChaser071]

Done, but now the simple decisions require immense thought and research.

I wish my room was 68 degrees.

 

[Lampp]

Granted, but now everything else is 84 degrees

I wish i ruled the galaxy

 

[StealthyGunnar]

Granted, but then you freeze to death since your spaceship is blown up by an inter-galactic species of goblins called the Nargualezes.

I wish for another wish.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, you are given the wish that your head exploded.

I wish this thread prevented people from corrupting people's wishes.