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Here are two paintings. The first painting is ‘In the Meadow’, by Auguste Renoir. The second is a still life by Picasso.
If I came to the same people who consistently argue Melee/Brawl all day (and subsequently clutter the boards and create schisms in the community) and presented them with the questions:
*Which painting is more technical?
*Which painting took more skill to make?
*Which painting is better?
*Which painting is a more accurate measure of what art is?
…I have no doubt that they could answer them. They could give me logical reasons as to why they felt their answers to all of these questions. They might be right, they might be wrong. They would have their reasons, though, and they would be logical, I assure you.
Here is a link to the OCRemix ‘The Masamune’, by ellywu2.
http://runawaynet.com/mirrors/chrono/CD1/Chrono_Symphonic_11_The_Masamune.mp3
Here is a link to a chiptune version of ‘Axel F’ (the theme to Beverly Hills Cop) entitled ‘Foley Hearty’.
http://www.8bitpeoples.com/mp3/get/177/8bp028-01-mesu_kasumai-axel_f.mp3
I ask the same Melee/Brawl debaters these questions about these two pieces:
*Which song was more technically demanding to make?
*Which song is more musical?
*Which song has the better key/meter?
*Which song is a more accurate measure of what music is?
Unfortunately, I cannot link to full movies, but this should be fresh in your minds anyway. Consider the two films
Batman (1989) and
The Dark Knight (2008). If you can’t remember both, work with what you remember. If you haven’t seen them both, you are a deprived individual.
*Which film had the better plot?
*Which film had the better visual style?
*Which portrayal of the Joker (Nicholson or Ledger) was better?
*Which film is a more accurate measure of what is ‘artistic film’?
Now let me present you with two Google Books links: the first is to
Crime and Punishment, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, and the second is to
Fight Club, by Chuck Palahniuk. I again pose to the Melee/Brawl debaters the following questions:
*Which novel is a better social commentary?
*Which novel has more engrossing characters?
*Which novel has a deeper meaning to it?
*Which novel is a more accurate measure of ‘good literature’?
The point I’m laboriously trying to get to (and subsequently must beat into many people’s thick skulls) is that it is very possible to answer the questions I’ve posed here, every single one of them. Any of the Brawl/Melee appeasers could easily write 10-20 page treatises on why Picasso is a better artist than Renoir or why Batman is better than The Dark Knight, and they wouldn’t be wrong. In fact, said papers would probably get them ‘A’ grades, and if many of their posting histories are to be followed, possibly even publications and jobs as reputable critics.
…but they could never definitively be correct, beyond a shadow of a doubt.
They could debate their points to each other for eternity, but no one of them would be more correct than the other. Just because you can form a logical basis for your opinion and can prove with facts why you have said opinion, it doesn’t make your belief any less of opinion or any more of fact. THIS is why the debate between Brawl/Melee is utterly meaningless. Don’t believe me?
Let’s take into consideration the two sports of Rugby and American Football. For perspective, let me break down these sports to you.
Rugby (union rules) is the parent sport of American Football (Rugby founded around 1845), a spiritual successor to the British sport of ‘hurling’ (where a ball would be tossed into the air and players would catch it, attempting to bring it to an ‘end zone’-type area, possibly miles away). American Football is (when compared to Rugby) very rigid and devoid of many of Rugby’s advanced gameplay properties (for instance, when a possessing player is tackled in American Football, both teams reset at current position, whereas in Rugby, gameplay only stops in cases of penalties or fouls, or how in Rugby the ball is considered ‘in-play’ when it hits the ground from a pass or kick, while in American Football when the ball touches the ground from these conditions, the play is ended). I ask the Brawl/Melee appeasers one more time a series of questions:
*Which game is more defensive?
*Which game is more offensive?
*Which game has more options for movement?
*Which game is more rigid?
*Which game can more accurately measure competition (is more competitive)?
Again, I’m fully confident that not only could the Melee/Brawl appeasers answer these questions, but they could answer them logically, soundly, and competently. No matter what any of them say, however, one game cannot be considered factually better than the other.
The reason that all of the above sets of questions are based, ultimately, in opinion is because all of the above presented pieces (paintings, songs, books, movies, sports) are forms of entertainment, and by definition, entertainment is intrinsic. Melee and Brawl fall under the same stipulations. A person may think that one form of entertainment is better, but that does not make it true, and the reason is that entertainment doesn’t even need a logical basis.
Let me repeat that: entertainment does not need a logical basis.
If entertainment needed a logical basis to be good entertainment, most Youtube videos would not get the millions of hits that they do, because most of it is ‘stupid’ humor. Will Ferrell movies wouldn’t get as much revenue as they would because the majority of them are filled with non-sequitur. Brawl/Melee is the same way. You can justify one being better, more fun, more competitive, etc. all day, but not only could you never be factually right, not only could you never be able to definitively justify people needing to ‘see the light’ and agree with you, but your necessity for justification would ultimately be just as meaningless because Brawl and Melee are forms of entertainment (even when played competitively) and one needs no justification to play/enjoy/compete using either of them!
Melee/Brawl is meaningless. Debate all you want, justify all you want, flame and yell and berate all you want, but ultimately you are wasting your time, and if you expect that anyone
needs to listen to, let alone respect or agree with, your opinion, you are severely deluded and should probably spend less time on internet message boards and more time living your lives, be it viewing paintings, listening to music, watching films, reading books, or playing sports.