Why the Above Character Should Be in Smash

[Champion of Hyrule]

So the point of this thread is that one person says a character, usually a non-videogame character or weird meme character, and the below person has to explain why they should be in Smash, by linking the character to Nintendo or gaming history (usually in a really stretched way lol)

If you want to say actual characters you genuinely want in Smash, that’s fine too.

Spoiler: Example

Person 1: Sherlock Holmes

Person 2: He kickstarted the mystery genre which caused the mystery genre in videogames to start (other character for the next person)

I’ll start:
Doge & Cheems

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Interesting gameplay dynamic - stance fighter who swaps between a DK-esque heavyweight and weak but fast lightweight

Fat Albert

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

He looks like Doc Louis from Punch-Out so he’s close enough to a Nintendo character

Jesus Christ

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Rep for the original Xbox

Ronald McDonald

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

He’s probably introduced at least one kid to Nintendo...

A question mark. Like literally just a question mark with eyes

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Gen 3 rep

Tommy Pickles

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Smash has been neglecting the babies of gaming, let’s add a baby to smash

Atticus Finch

 

[Mamboo07]

Wouldn't mind him.

Lincoln Loud from Loud House

 

[Gorgonzales]

Their fanbase consisting of one person would be satisfied.

Big Chungus.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Wouldn't mind him.

Lincoln Loud from Loud House

"Wouldn't mind him" is not a reason.

Anyway,

Mike Wazowski

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

For the sole purpose of making a gag where his face is covered up by a Smash logo on the official character banner art

Eminem

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

To represent the 1.2 million-seller hit DJ Hero

The heart block from Tetris Attack

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

The heart signifies Sakurai’s love for gaming

Baby Yoda

 

[Doc Monocle]

He is the poster-child (punintended (unintended (intended))) for grandmasters whose sizes may lead you to believe they have limited power. What better place to use that power than in Smash Bros.?

Chunky Kong

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

In memorial

Colonel Sanders

 

[CheeseAnton]

Because he is the mascot of the most ambitious, but still amazingly awesome, console



Mara (from the Persona series)

 

[Doc Monocle]

It might make for a decent mythology lesson with an accompanying read-up.

James T. Kirk

 

[Kikio4546]

Fourth-party rep?

Sonichu

 

[alexxxela]

Uhhhh...more Sonic representation?


Bill Cipher

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Kirby can already transform into a square so why not let him transform into a triangle?

Obama

 

[alexxxela]

Obama Boss 'nuff said

Grubhub Boogieman

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

More Latino representation

The Home Depot

 

[Otoad64]

We get this banger

Geodude

 

[LAA9000]

Simple, iconic, a Pokemon so obviously the developers are biased towards them

AKAI Professional MPK Mini

 

[Otoad64]

It's an instrument and music is a big part of gaming.


Stormtrooper Pig

 

[Kikio4546]

Mobile game rep

Some pebble I found on the side of the road

 

[Janx_uwu]

Pebbles are literally one of the most populous things on the planet. Literally every single human being knows what a pebble is. They are also not owned by anyone so no deals between companies have to be made. Having a pebble in Smash would also appeal to both Onix fans and Geodude fans. It would also have tons of moveset potential, being able to transform into any mineral ever.

Humpty Dumpty-specifically, Humpty Dumpty from the movie **** In Boots.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

He was technically in Shrek Super Slam before **** in Boots... More fighting game representation!

Kermit the Frog

 

[CheeseAnton]

He's Kermit the Frog, he's famous as heck and would be really cool. Frogs are also neat.


Havetti (Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance)

Specifically, why he should've got in as the Path of Radiance rep over Ike

 

[Janx_uwu]

He would be the first Fire Emblem antagonist-immediately making him way more unique than Ike.

Unnamed biker who is seen in the opening of Mega Man X2 for less than five seconds before dying.

 

[Otoad64]

Green Biker Dude is objectively the best Mega Man character so there's that.


Cheese. Just a piece of cheese.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Same logic as my pebble reasoning. Everyone knows what a piece of cheese is. No one owns it. But beyond that, there's unlimited potential for alts, from blue cheese to swiss cheese to cheddar jack cheese to The Cheese from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

On that note, Rowley Jefferson from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

 

[CheeseAnton]

Because I get to spam Zoo Wee Mama, both in game and in real life


Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara)

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

A stop sign is at least aesthetically different from a sword.

Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

A good rival for when we add a slice of cheese to smash

Garfield

 

[CheeseAnton]

Because he would have an amazing transformation Final Smash

Chargeman Ken (Chargeman Ken!)

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

The most needlessly violent anime character, therefore the most natural anime pick for a free-for-all fighting game.

Geno. As a doll, without his star soul.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Geno with his star soul is deconfirmed, so might as well add just the puppet to please the fans

Elmo

 

[Doc Monocle]

To encourage friendliness? (I honestly am not too well acquainted with Sesame Street)

Katrina Steiner (Battletech)

 

[Perkilator]

So...more people can know about her?

Sora (Kingdom Hearts)