Which Character Would you be in rl?

[choknater]

Popo fosho...

 

[J0K3R]

I'm all for falcon just so when i actually falcon punch people it works....

 

[TheShadowz]

PT

Having Pokemon would be awesome !!!

 

[Xebenkeck]

i would turn into link, what is better then fighting creatures with a sword, bow, bombs etc.

 

[Oscular]

For some reason, ZSS sounds like a good choice... but that's just me

 

[Repulse X]

Id say Falco because...well...personally i prefer the air

 

[Marie_54]

I like this random thread boom...


I'd be Zamus... Because Peach sounds like a dumb blonde, Zelda is too girly and slow (I mean Nayru's love? Come on!), Sheik is too manly and Samus... No comment.

...and with that paralyzer gun i can paralyze sexy men, tie them up and take them to my room as slaves...






JK! I'm surprised i looked around and didn't find anything like this...

 

[orintemple]

I like this random thread boom...


I'd be Zamus... Because Peach sounds like a dumb blonde, Zelda is too girly and slow (I mean Nayru's love? Come on!), Sheik is too manly and Samus... No comment.

...and with that paralyzer gun i can paralyze sexy men, tie them up and take them to my room as slaves...






JK! I'm surprised i looked around and didn't find anything like this...

Hopfully I won't trip into your paralyzer there Ms. Zamus

I would be Mr. Game and Watch cause I am skinny as hell, and I like bacon and trampolines...

 

[Yukiwarashi]

A Nintendog, Pikachu, Squirtle, Olimar, Pikmin...anything small, so I can spend my days looking up skirts.

 

[splat]

I'd probably end up as Falco.

Smaller than average size, light, nimble and agile.
Stubborn, hate of getting bossed around.
Often in arguments, and there to help out friends in need.

Myeah, that's me.

 

[Corigames]

Taboo.

I'd be broken then.

 

[Xgamer245]

Captain Falcon....just because I want to falcon punch everything
oh and maybe Zero Suit Samus for obvious reasons
(I'm a guy hint hint)

....
FALCON PAUNCH!!!

 

[Corigames]

(I'm a guy hint hint)

And you have mixed feelings whether you are actually a woman trapped inside the body of a small boy and wish to alleviate them by assuming the body of a beautiful woman?

Understandable. Disturbing, but understandable. What ever makes you feel better after looking at the mirror for twelve years of your long life and staring with hate at your own, unrecognizably small, man-parts.

 

[Xgamer245]

And you have mixed feelings whether you are actually a woman trapped inside the body of a small boy and wish to alleviate them by assuming the body of a beautiful woman?

Understandable. Disturbing, but understandable. What ever makes you feel better after looking at the mirror for twelve years of your long life and staring with hate at your own, unrecognizably small, man-parts.

.....O.o
QFT
...nah just kidding, you made me lol, thanks.

 

[Corigames]

.....O.o
QFT
...nah just kidding, you made me lol, thanks.

Oh... I wasn't talking about you... oh ****. There goes my mouth again...

 

[Luigi player]

Hmm... either Zamus or Sonic.

Sonic because, well, I'd be the fastest thing alive. I'd never need any vehicles again and would never come too late and nobody could catch me, I'd be the best in sports, could run up/down buildings, etc.

Zamus because... yeah... >_>

 

[Eternalfire]

I'm Snake. I blow **** up and get all the chicks. Plus, my posse are like experts and ****.

Have you taken down a walking, nuclear, deathmobile single-handedly? I didn't think so. What about a helicopter? Tank? Frickin' SnM psychic? Crazy *** robo-ninja?

If you disagree, then I'll kill you and take your GF, your mother, and your sister for my carnal pleasure.

Oh yeah, and guess who is banging Samus? Me, mofos. I hit it with the suit and without. I don't give a ****.

*Hides in box*

 

[JCav]

i would want to be wolf because... well i main him and he is bad ***, enough said

 

[clace]

Ike. I love the idea of sword fighting for my life. And Marth is a fencer. Not some hardcore two-handed size of his leg great sword wielder.

 

[cdilink]

While my fav character is Toon Link, in real life it sucks to be broken. So maybe... Captain Falcon, the pinnacle of manliness (Snake being close).

 

[6footninja]

Kirby....eating people will be easier.

 

[itsameSMB]

I'd either be Mario or Wario. Mario for reasons I'm too lazy to explain, and Wario for his "I don't care where I am when I fart" attitude.

 

[pirkid]

Dark Zelda. Hands up.

 

[Banjodorf]

Pokemon Trainer..... Why would you pick anything else?

Charizard = win.

Plus, Ive always wondered what if would be like to be an inhabitant of the Pokemon Universe.

*engage trogdor music*

 

[Marie_54]

Hopfully I won't trip into your paralyzer there Ms. Zamus

I would be Mr. Game and Watch cause I am skinny as hell, and I like bacon and trampolines...

lol!

Spoiler

10tripvictims

 

[-sonny-]

Somebody SERIOUSLY messed up this thread LOL.

 

[-Hoggle-]

I'd be Geno.

 

[pirkid]

Somebody SERIOUSLY messed up this thread LOL.

April Fool's joke, lol.

Fox versus Marth, winner takes on Ike and Samus.

 

[Marie_54]

pokemon trainer was only of my childhood fantasies ^^

I'd like to be Pit too!!!! Flying and angelic and **** like that

I love the mods.

 

[Darkslash]

I would be Dwight or Captain Captain Falcon XD

or f0x

 

[Pengie]

This thread got owned by April Fool's Day. Kinda funny actually.

 

[thewiredknight]

Marth hands down

I like to fence and his personality is the closest to mine. Desire to protect. Not to mention people say I tend to look rather feminine for a guy.

 

[Agent 47]

Isaac, so i can learn how to use "move" and other psynergies.

 

[GreatClayMonkey]

R.O.B. because my heads square I shoot lazers from my eyes and spinning stuff rules
ps landmaster

 

[ZenJestr]

Mr. Game & Watch for the randomness
Ganondorf for the badassness
R.O.B to make you spin right round (baby right round)
Isaac for being the best AT ever (you know he'd be god tier, thats why Skrai didnt put him in)
Zelda to see wat its like to be a girl...a magical girl that can spam t3h f1r3z...and to turn into a ninja at will...
Pokemon Trainer to relive the golden days...(I miss my childhood...and sleep)
Toon Link for the badassness and the semi-silence...

oh and Ike...so I can get a legion of ladies drooling over me but being the badass that Ike is, I can turn them down.....for an emo wind mage(read: best FE char. EVARZ)........yea maybe Marth at least he got married...

 

[Uncle Fitzy]

Master Hand... I would have no sex life though

 

[Awex]

ice climbers, because zero suit nana is smoking hot. =)

 

[smashbot226]

Master Hand... I would have no sex life though

You could stroke your pinky finger.


I'd be Bowser, because he's vicious, evil, rich, and can transform into this:

 

[ice-]

Snake

Who wouldn't want to be snake?

 

[Dime]

Donkey Kong. I could abduct beautiful blonds and no one could stop me because I would throw giant barrels constantly. As a bonus I would look great wearing nothing but a tie.