Planet Piss
Smash Journeyman
Uh-oh! Someone broke the **** out of Melee and every character saw a set of improvements. From the new, hacked roster, you are allowed one main and three secondaries. Choose wisely.
Falco's dair is now auto-cancelled, OR he is capable of DJC.
Fox's recovery gains 1.5x itself in distance, his up b charges and finishes 3x faster, and his forward b is lagless.
Peach's turnips cannot be caught by anyone but her, and stitch and items is/are now a one-in-fifteen probability.
Luigi has become a fastfaller (think: Falco), and misfires are a one-in-four chance. He also regains his SSB64 up b, and can up b directly after the PPP.
Ganon gets to use his sword. His neutral b becomes the command for him to go into sword mode. The sword greatly extends his arm-related attacks, and turns his uair into a Fox-like uair. (uairs normally, but sword smacks opponent up before they can fly away. SDIable.
Bowser has auto-cancelled everything and is twice as heavy.
Shiek's up b is now lagless and has continuous momentum once Shiek reappears. Platform cancels galore.
Yoshi has a refreshable flutterjump, and he can now throw his eggs as one-use only items. His flutterjump still greatly reduces knockback.
Captain Falcon can now float like Peach for three seconds. He can float at the speed at which he can run. His double jump is the same.
Samus has Pre-Charged Shots.
Nana, when out of Popo's radius, acts as a lvl9, and automatically respawns when she dies.
Link gets his SSB64 bombs, boomie, fair, dair and dsmash back. This also implies that his fairs and dairs are now auto-cancelled. Shield pressure anyone?
DK has a pre-charged Giant Punch
Mario ate a fire-flower, looks possessed, runs twice as fast, and fireballs move and come out twice as fast.
Doc's pills do twice as much damage, have auto-cancel, and Doc's falling speed can be changed during pill deployment.
Jigglypuff has a gun. It is similar to Falco's, except Puff's is not auto-cancelled.
Marth dual-wields. His arms can be de-synched like the ICs. He grabs via impalement.
Young link has three more midair jumps as well as an auto flame meteor.
Pikachu has evolved into Raichu. He's twice as heavy, 1.5x as big, does a slight bit more damage, and has larger hitboxes. His speed and moveset is the same.
Kirby has become Meta Knight.
Mr. Game and Watch's forward b only produces sixes, his up b can be charged (for <3 seconds) and shot in any direction, and his pancakes gain significant forward trajectory.
Mewtwo has traded confusion for rest, and has electrified bairs (think: Ness).
Zelda runs as fast as Captain Falcon, and has her up b extended and divided into three sub-divisions (think: Shiek with three up b stages instead of two).
Roy floats as much as Jugglypuff, and his neutral b charges twice as fast. He can also store a charge for ten seconds. OMG SUSPENSE
Ness is a grown man with an auto up b (no waiting for the beam to come full circle.) He spent decades in the wilderness honing his PSI, and his T-rex arms are less of an issue.
Pichu is in lightning mode and heals himself rather than hurts himself. He is healed by a 1:1 ratio of the damage he gives via his electric attacks.
Falco's dair is now auto-cancelled, OR he is capable of DJC.
Fox's recovery gains 1.5x itself in distance, his up b charges and finishes 3x faster, and his forward b is lagless.
Peach's turnips cannot be caught by anyone but her, and stitch and items is/are now a one-in-fifteen probability.
Luigi has become a fastfaller (think: Falco), and misfires are a one-in-four chance. He also regains his SSB64 up b, and can up b directly after the PPP.
Ganon gets to use his sword. His neutral b becomes the command for him to go into sword mode. The sword greatly extends his arm-related attacks, and turns his uair into a Fox-like uair. (uairs normally, but sword smacks opponent up before they can fly away. SDIable.
Bowser has auto-cancelled everything and is twice as heavy.
Shiek's up b is now lagless and has continuous momentum once Shiek reappears. Platform cancels galore.
Yoshi has a refreshable flutterjump, and he can now throw his eggs as one-use only items. His flutterjump still greatly reduces knockback.
Captain Falcon can now float like Peach for three seconds. He can float at the speed at which he can run. His double jump is the same.
Samus has Pre-Charged Shots.
Nana, when out of Popo's radius, acts as a lvl9, and automatically respawns when she dies.
Link gets his SSB64 bombs, boomie, fair, dair and dsmash back. This also implies that his fairs and dairs are now auto-cancelled. Shield pressure anyone?
DK has a pre-charged Giant Punch
Mario ate a fire-flower, looks possessed, runs twice as fast, and fireballs move and come out twice as fast.
Doc's pills do twice as much damage, have auto-cancel, and Doc's falling speed can be changed during pill deployment.
Jigglypuff has a gun. It is similar to Falco's, except Puff's is not auto-cancelled.
Marth dual-wields. His arms can be de-synched like the ICs. He grabs via impalement.
Young link has three more midair jumps as well as an auto flame meteor.
Pikachu has evolved into Raichu. He's twice as heavy, 1.5x as big, does a slight bit more damage, and has larger hitboxes. His speed and moveset is the same.
Kirby has become Meta Knight.
Mr. Game and Watch's forward b only produces sixes, his up b can be charged (for <3 seconds) and shot in any direction, and his pancakes gain significant forward trajectory.
Mewtwo has traded confusion for rest, and has electrified bairs (think: Ness).
Zelda runs as fast as Captain Falcon, and has her up b extended and divided into three sub-divisions (think: Shiek with three up b stages instead of two).
Roy floats as much as Jugglypuff, and his neutral b charges twice as fast. He can also store a charge for ten seconds. OMG SUSPENSE
Ness is a grown man with an auto up b (no waiting for the beam to come full circle.) He spent decades in the wilderness honing his PSI, and his T-rex arms are less of an issue.
Pichu is in lightning mode and heals himself rather than hurts himself. He is healed by a 1:1 ratio of the damage he gives via his electric attacks.
