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What is the most stupid thing you ever heard someone say about brawl?
- Thread starter Zeallyx
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ChronoPenguin
Smash Champion
Troll less.
Anyways....I heard someone say Brawl is great...stupidest thing I ever heard.
Eva01
Smash Cadet
Stupidest thing I've ever heard said in Brawl:
"We should play Melee instead, its better"
"We should play Melee instead, its better"
Frown
poekmon
Lies. Too stupid to be true.
SothE700k
Smash Lord
Friend: "Are you ****ing stupid? How does DK have the advantage over Snake?!"
Me: "Range, speed-"
Friend: "You're a moron..."
*Beats my friend's Snake with DK*
Friend: "**** YOU!!"
Me: "Ok then, so if Sonic is so good, why don't you use him?"
Friend: "Know what, FINE, I WILL." *Picks Sonic*
*Friend spams running attack and homing attack, using NOTHING else)
Friend: "Hurr-durr, i'm a sonic player!!"
*3 stock friend*
Friend: "I don't use Sonic, that's why I lost!"
Me: "Ok, you want to rant about a character that might be banned because he's so good?"
Friend: "Who."
Me: "How about using Metaknight."
Friend: "Why the **** him? Whatever." *Picks Metaknight*
*2 stock friend*
Friend: "Whatever, Metaknight isn't cheap. He's not even all that good."
*I go on to beat all six of my friends using Sonic on FD and Battlefield*
One guy: "Ok, I say [this guy] and [some other guy] are the best here."
Me: "Um, did you not just see what happened to all six of you?"
Same guy: "You don't count at all because you're cheap."
*Continues to keep kicking the crap out of all of them, using Marth and Falco*
Me: "Am I even somewhat on the middle there?"
Another guy: "No! Because you edgehog! You're so cheap!"
Me: "But aren't you suppose to do whatever it takes to win that's not abusing glitching or using invincibility cheats?"
One guy: "No because WE HAVE HONOR."
Me: "Honor? Is that why I kicked all of your @$$es?"
(Mind you, four of the six gave me a challenge)
Me: "Range, speed-"
Friend: "You're a moron..."
*Beats my friend's Snake with DK*
Friend: "**** YOU!!"
Me: "Ok then, so if Sonic is so good, why don't you use him?"
Friend: "Know what, FINE, I WILL." *Picks Sonic*
*Friend spams running attack and homing attack, using NOTHING else)
Friend: "Hurr-durr, i'm a sonic player!!"
*3 stock friend*
Friend: "I don't use Sonic, that's why I lost!"
Me: "Ok, you want to rant about a character that might be banned because he's so good?"
Friend: "Who."
Me: "How about using Metaknight."
Friend: "Why the **** him? Whatever." *Picks Metaknight*
*2 stock friend*
Friend: "Whatever, Metaknight isn't cheap. He's not even all that good."
*I go on to beat all six of my friends using Sonic on FD and Battlefield*
One guy: "Ok, I say [this guy] and [some other guy] are the best here."
Me: "Um, did you not just see what happened to all six of you?"
Same guy: "You don't count at all because you're cheap."
*Continues to keep kicking the crap out of all of them, using Marth and Falco*
Me: "Am I even somewhat on the middle there?"
Another guy: "No! Because you edgehog! You're so cheap!"
Me: "But aren't you suppose to do whatever it takes to win that's not abusing glitching or using invincibility cheats?"
One guy: "No because WE HAVE HONOR."
Me: "Honor? Is that why I kicked all of your @$$es?"
(Mind you, four of the six gave me a challenge)
PassWurD
Smash Journeyman
da K.I.D.
Smash Hero
stupidest thing i ever heard is anything that involve sonic being a good character
and Eva01 is too good and is correct
and Eva01 is too good and is correct
Frown
poekmon
Act as if you met that guy IRL. Would you wish for his death if he had a different opinion?
Anyways: I brought my Wii to school, and Torbjörn asked what games I had.
Me: "Uh, let's see... Mario Galaxy, Metroid Prime 3, WarioWare, SSBB..."
Him: "Wow! Brawl! Did you know Sonic is a secret character?"
PassWurD
Smash Journeyman
If I met him IRL, prolly not death, but a Falcon Punch to the balls.
notftomearth7
Smash Lord
Why is Master Cheif in this game (Referring to Samus)
You may be in before me, but it won't stop me.
"Brawl is apt for MLG!"
"Brawl in Evo was awesome!"
"Brawl does, TOO have combos"
"Brawl > Melee"
Veggi
Smash Champion
Reminds me of my friends, they say I'm not that good, I just win because I play gay with every character.
DKKountry
Smash Ace
My friend: *statement involving stuff that he doesn't understand*
Me: *openly questioning his stupidity*
My friend: *elaborating on stuff he doesn't understand*
Me: *correcting him in an sarcastic and/or witty way*
I contributed.
Me: *openly questioning his stupidity*
My friend: *elaborating on stuff he doesn't understand*
Me: *correcting him in an sarcastic and/or witty way*
I contributed.
The Executive
Smash Lord
You forgot "Brawl has a metagame," "Brawl is competitive," "Brawl makes you think more," "Melee is gay," "Wavedashing was cheap anyway," and "Brawl is the newer one."
Lionman
Smash Champion
You suck, you use Captain Falcon because he is overpower
by a owned guy
by a owned guy
Old ladies talking. The name of the child they were talking about has been changed for privacy.
OL1: Don't buy that for Billy! It's one of those nasty violent games that make kids shoot each other.
OL2: It can't be as bad as that...what's it called? Tomb Freighter? With that girl and her badonkadonk breasts running around shooting people.
OL1: Let's just get him something with Spongebob and get out of here! My ankles are swelling.
*FACEPALM*
OL1: Don't buy that for Billy! It's one of those nasty violent games that make kids shoot each other.
OL2: It can't be as bad as that...what's it called? Tomb Freighter? With that girl and her badonkadonk breasts running around shooting people.
OL1: Let's just get him something with Spongebob and get out of here! My ankles are swelling.
*FACEPALM*