What is the most stupid thing you ever heard someone say about brawl?

[Zeallyx]

(idea by someone on gamefaqs who's name I forgot)
But I was playing this guy today and he made me ROFL
He said the most funny/stupid things about brawl XD
Like:
-*while playing as olimar*'wow Olimar sure doesn't have alot of moves!'
- *while playing as olimar* 'How do I throw those worms?'
- *while still playing as olimar* *throws a pickmin while on the other side of final destination than his opponent was* 'what are you doing!? attack him!'
-*he SD's* 'hey! that one doesn't count does it?'
-*while seeing me use up b with falcon* 'how do you do that thing were you set off a bomb with your nipple?' (he was playing as falco, he thought it was a move eryone can do)
- *while playing as falco vs another falco* *he starts a neatral a combo* 'ehm who's attacking?'

XD
what is the funniest/most stupid thing you ever heard someone say about brawl?

 

[rEndition]

"Brawl is just a button smasher.."

 

[M.K]

Two kids on the bus:

"Are you gonna get Brawl?"
"No, that game looks stupid"
"This one has Pikachu!"

>_>

 

[Zylar]

(Note: The majority of the following were said by my friends/family. Yes I know, my family and friends are weird...)
At a store I heard "Hmm, I'd totally buy Brawl IF it was a shooter" "I'd buy it if it wasn't on the Wii"
WHAT!?! XD
A family member "Can't you play against anyone other than robots" (To him robots=CPU)
Another family member "It's just pressing the same A and B buttons, go do something productive." *Leaves gets a soda and sits infront of TV*
A friend talking about Brawl characters "No sonic isn't in Brawl" "Dude, yes he is, I'll show you." "Whatever it's only Nintendo characters in Brawl, just like SSB and SSBM." "Dude even Snake, yknow from Metal Gears Solid, is in Brawl." "Why are you such a compulsive liar?"
"YES I GOT 100% POWER, YOUR SO DEAD!!!" "Dude ... higher percentage=BAD" "YEAH BAD FOR YOU!!! What the?, I'M EVEN HIGHER THAN 100% POWERS!!! ... ... ... where did I go?"
XD XD XD XD He didn't even see it coming, he was looking at me when he talked.
"You can't die if there's no where to fall" "What about up?" "Duh, you'll just fall back down." "Wrong. Also what about the sides?" "What sides? You mean the screen won't stop you?"
"Isn't Brawl just Meele with better graphics?" "No there are more characters and features." "That's what I just said."
???
"Please for everyone's sake, don't be pink Captain Falco." "Huh? Why?" "The ****, I just can't stand those golden ****." LULZ 4 Pink Capt. F
"My wii remote is broken, I'm pointing it to the left and Mario WON'T MOVE!"
"Whoa, I didn't know you could die like that. 0_o

More surely to come.... ... ... *shakes head*

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Theres a thread for this already. :3

 

[Iron Thorn]

In before Melee trolls say "That it's a good game."

 

[Knubs.]

How can I beat Olimar, his pikimin keep getting in the way.

 

[LÉØN]

"you can't beat me your playing as a girl"
then i 3 stock him

 

[Sosuke]

"Can they see what you see on the screen?"

In before Melee trolls say "That it's a good game."

wft. =/

 

[Hype]

"What? Link is the only character with a chain grab, hes the only one with a chain."

 

[JCMR-Brawler64]

A young boy: "Link is created in Smash 64"

 

[HeroMystic]

Idiot: "You can waggle your Wiimote for extra damage."

 

[mariofanpm12]

Brawl has combos.

 

[mimic_king]

Brawl is good.

 

[momochuu]

How do you wavedash with Lucario?

I'm not kidding.

 

[gamer8]

Captain Falcon is the worst character in the game.

 

[akkon888]

Meatkinght is soo sloww. Srsly.

Someone on a chat site actually said this with the typos and everything.

 

[Discolicious]

"Oh my god all you melee *** glitchers are just mad because it's not melee 2.0 and you can't cheat with wavedashes and l-cancels. Brawl is awesome, it takes so much more skill"

 

[Kitamerby]

"just because Azen won C3 with lucario doesn't automatically make him better than bowser"

 

[GodotAA]

"i dont have problems with metaknight" ... we all know how that went

 

[MattNF]

"Brawl is the best Smash game."

 

[Lecto2007]

Cousin: Stop attacking me.....thats not how you play the game!



ROFL!!!!

 

[Mardyke]

In before Melee trolls say "That it's a good game."

In after Melee trolls say "That it's a good game."

:v:

On a serious note, my brother criticises Brawl because it "doesn't have strategy, it's too fast to think."

 

[Wafles]

"Ike is top tier"

I lol'd hard

 

[Wafles]

Captain Falcon is the worst character in the game.

This isn't stupid...lol. He's horrible.

 

[choknater]

protip ganon is worse

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

"How can the Travelocity gnome be better than Godzilla?" ~ James C.
This made me laugh, hard!

 

[Frown]

"What? Link is the only character with a chain grab, hes the only one with a chain."

That made me lol.

My friend who mains Diddy Kong: "Those bananas are useless"

Also, I'm not allowed to use Ivysaur anymore, since my friends think he's overpowered. ^^

 

[Drclaw411]

ok, I main Mario, Sonic, Pokemon Trainer, and Olimar. I owned my friend with Sonic.

"The only reason you play as Sonic is because he's so top tier."

 

[Foxy Alopex]

My teenage brother said to me " Peach is cheap" just because I keep beating him with her.

 

[iEatPikmin]

"Ness is soooo broken." You killed me with PK Flash at 40%

 

[SONiiC_64]

Me: "Dibs on Sonic" (Changes Costume to Blackish Sonic).

Friend: "Whoa I Didn't know Shadow was on this!!"

Me: "He isn't, I'm Sonic"

Friend: "..Then why is he Black?"

 

[Zylar]

Cousin playing as Pit : I'm the angel, YES, angels never die.

My 5 year old cousin: Oh, I'm gonna choose the dark knight. (META KNIGHT=BATMAN!!! EPIC)

Cuz (Again) : WOW G&W's recovery sucks...

 

[GrayPlague]

This is me on the first day I got the game:

"Dude, Metaknight sucks."

Oh, how wrong I was...

 

[Brandon72196]

scrub:Dude how do I unlock taboo?
me:.. He's not a char.
scrub: really? well how do I unlock master hand?
me:... You really are stupid arent you.

Another one: whats wavedashing? is it rolling? thats in brawl!.
Another one: (me on the ground spot dodging his attks)stop air dodgeing! (he seriously thinks that spot dodging=air.)
2 from the same person: tiers are a list based on the average use of the char. Dude they would have used FS's if it wasent for sonic (gameFAQs nub).

 

[unwelc0med]

who is captain faloon?


never seen him...

some gamestop guy

 

[ArowYoshi]

"how did i die with 100% health?"

 

[choknater]

One time I heard someone say that Metaknight should be banned.

 

[Veggi]

I'm winning. (because his % was higher)

Dude, Dedede is so cheap don't pick him. (Me selecting Dedede vs. two people playing as MK)

Stop it your destroying all of my lives! There's nothing I can do about it. (After cargo down throwing someone under Battle Field)

Stop infiniting me! (After using down throw to jab over and over with G&W)

Friend: Donkey Kong is a cheap character, you win because he's so easy to use.
Me: Than play as him one on one and see if you can beat me.
Friend: No.
Me: Why? If he's the only reason I win, why can't you beat me with him?
Friend: I've never played as him before.

 

[Korea4ever]

(talking about olimar) "uhh, you know, that alien with the big nose with teletubbies that follow him around." "... ... Olimar?" "Yeah!"