I can slide 20 feet while pulling out a mortar and firing it.
I don't let people touch my bread.
I can say I'm about to attack someone, and spontaneously light on fire, or ask them to come to me while waving my hand,
I can shoot lasers out of my eyes.
I'm so manly, my arm can magically light on fire while I punch.
I have magic, and an alter ego.
I can eat things twice my size, and I can pull a motorcycle out of thin air.
I can eat things that are my size, but for some reason I can only suck in my opponents, not eat them...
I wear a miniskirt and am a man.
I wear a tiara, and Ike's sword looks like it could cut mine in half, I am most certainly not heterosexual.
I spam aether.
AWOOOOOOOOO.
I can make hearts appear everywhere just from hitting people.
I can make a tornado, and go in a loop, but no will use my other abilities.
*Sarcasm Alert*I am actually saying Cross, although people mistaken me for saying Flash. *Sarcasm Alert*
I have a really high squeaky voice.
I have to charge a punch for it to be POW!erful.
I am a monkey, but somehow I stumbled upon a jetpack.
I'm 8ft tall and and can run as fast as most people walk.
I'm a Dragon-Turtle-????-Thing. Oh, and I can breathe fire, how awesome is that?
I'm a Dinosaur, but I sure am weak for one.
I can just say I am King and I become one. I can pull my soldiers out of thin air. I don't know how to crouch, but I look awesome when I do my substitute for one.
I'm the size of a fingernail, but I became huge for brawl.
I'm like fast, and have a really strange and cocky personality. Did I mention I am blue?
I'm way younger than my real self, but I'm better than him.
I gotta catch em all.
I'm Two-Dimensional.
I'm an Angel, and have an awesomesauce weapon.
I copy everyone, they're all just so hip and cool.
I think I left a few out. But I really don't care.