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What did Armada say to Mango?

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Fågelholken

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for validation, I can tell you I don't have the practice. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for spacies like you.
If you let my title go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


In all seriousness though, I think he said something along the lines of "good job" or "well played" or whatever, and Mango seemed to say "thanks". Not sure though.
 
Zoler

Zoler

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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
 
RoxburyGuy58

RoxburyGuy58

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I read the title and thought there was going to be a joke, but was disappointed to not find a punchline :/
 
mixa

mixa

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I read the title and thought there was going to be a joke, but was disappointed to not find a punchline :/
location: 'Muricah

makes sense.


and Lovage is probably right. His answer is the only one that fits anyway.
 
Yung Mei

Yung Mei

Where all da hot anime moms at
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guys my uncle is a janitor at evo, he knows everything, he said that armada said, "And so i squeeze mayonnaise onto the egg. mayonegg"
 
Upke

Upke

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I opened this thread expecting a chicken-crossing-the-road-type joke and got an actual question.

But then it was a joke thread anyways.

"edgeguarding is cheap and gay"
 
Deathconsciousness

Deathconsciousness

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Contacted Armada myself, and he said to Mango, "Suck a neqqa **** for 2012. Hatin-ass neqqas, they can burn in hell."
 
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