Vending Machine

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get -1 real life friend.

I insert my dinner.

 

[Clownbot]

You get what all true warriors strive for!

I insert another CD-i Zelda reference.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get a Squadala man

I insert the enclosed instruction book

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get Hotel Mario, and a note telling you that Bowser has seven Koopa hotels.

I insert more YouTube Poop memes.

 

[Deleted member]

you get a CD-i review from AVGN

i insert bible games for CD-i

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get a Holy Friar that could lift up a thousand animals stacked together.

I insert a Nostalgia Critic

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

You get my cousin.

I insert green eggs and ham

 

[†Slader7†]

You get food poisoning.

I insert the Nintendo's Virtual boy

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a crappy system.

I insert a finely aged wine.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a drunkard.

I insert Robotnik.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get....

I wish for PINGAS!

 

[Jonkku]

You get the correct thread

I insert something, without showing anyone what it is.

 

[ranmaru]

you get finland.

I insert something no one can see either

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Otacon with his cloaking device on.

I insert a Ninja.

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

You get a group of guys in sandals playing pattycake.

I insert a immigrant

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a European transfer student who thinks they're the **** because they're foreign (that applies to some French transfers at my college, obviously not all).

I insert a pair of shorts.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get it back but only half of it

I insert the American flag

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a overconfident country (lol and I live here).

I insert a bush (like the one on front yards and shubberies).

 

[smashfan666]

you get priceless topiary.

i insert nail clippers.

 

[Deleted member]

you get a jar of toe nails

i insert a dictionary

 

[Kingsmash-a-lot]

you get the definition of the word dictionary

I insert Huckleberry Hound

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get Quickdraw McGraw

I insert this thread

 

[Deleted member]

you get post

i insert an angry old guy

 

[smashfan666]

you get an angry dead guy.

i insert a coffee cup.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a college student studying.

I insert an energy shot.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a charge shot

i insert a chicken and an egg

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get delicious goodness.

I insert a geography book.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get Google Earth

I insert Goku's hair

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get Shadow's Fur

I insert an Obama Pin

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a McCain pin.

I insert cheap cereal at Wal-Mart.

 

[PSIQuasi]

You Get OBJECT'D

I insert a bootleg unknown, and possibly nonexistant copy of SSB 4 with an even more OP Meta K

 

[†Slader7†]

You get a defective Chinese game.

I insert a cat.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get Thunder Cats

I insert Twister

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Twisted Metal

I insert an OBJECTION!

 

[smashfan666]

you get the entire ace attorney series.

i insert a YoMug.

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get a MeCup

I insert a paper that has "iPhone" written on it

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a cheap imitation of the iPhone.

I insert a styrofoam cup.

 

[†Slader7†]

You get a bomb

I insert a PS3-slim

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get an angry woman throwing a PS3 out a Window T_T
http://www.psphacks.com/psp-video-games/woman-charged-with-hurling-playstation-3

I insert 360 Fans

 

[Jonkku]

You hear a faint yell from the machine that says "OMG HALO 3 > YOU! nub"

I insert the year 2009