UltimateWario
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(Damn it I can't get this stupid .png working, I swear another day of this and I'll-AH, FINALLY! Son of a-)
THE BARGAIN BIN - Anything that doesn't fit!
This is the bargain bin, where we keep everything that doesn't fit anywhere else. We'll list these extras by character, since they'll probably cover the entire roster at some point. However, being the bargain bin, these may set your Wii on fire due to being made of inferior materials found in the dumpsters of the other texture threads. Use at your own risk!
Samus
Bowser
Wario
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Samus
Golden Goddess Samus
Bowser
NuGreen Bowser
NuRed Bowser
NuBlu Bowser
Hulkberry Bowser
Crimson Bowser
Electric Bowser
Wario
Better Team Colors
Fire Wario
Greenage Wario (Green)
Mega Green Wario (Green)
Sailor Wario (Blue)
Orange Wario (Red)
Valentine Wario (Red)
Aqua Wario (Blue or Green)
Carbon Wario (Red)
Mega Green Wario (Green)
Sailor Wario (Blue)
Orange Wario (Red)
Valentine Wario (Red)
Aqua Wario (Blue or Green)
Carbon Wario (Red)
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AISLE 1: MEWTWO RAINBOW
Oh, you're interested in a our brand-new "Mewtwo Rainbow" textures, eh? Yes, those are a popular model right now. Hot off the press, too! Mint condition. You won't find better textures in this whole thread. Now, our Mewtwo comes in seven delicious flavors:
Just click HERE when you're ready to pick out your very own Mewtwo(s) and get started!
- Cinnabar Mewtwo*, a devilishly red style for those who enjoy the island life.
- Goldenrod Mewtwo, a stylishly orange design, popular at the other end of the rails.
- Saffron Mewtwo, a piquant yellow version for big city people.
- Viridian Mewtwo*, a verdant green model that reminds you of a place close to home.
- Cerulean Mewtwo*, a tranquil blue texture for the discerning swimmer.
- Lavender Mewtwo, purple for those who don't mind a little scare now and then.
- And Classic Mewtwo, an old-school version that will well up feelings of nostalgia in our older customers.
Just click HERE when you're ready to pick out your very own Mewtwo(s) and get started!
AISLE 2: KIRBY: SQUEAK SQUAD SPRAY PAINT COLLECTION
I see you've noticed our "Spray Paint Kirby" line! These colorful, and sometimes quirky, recolors are all from the games Kirby and the Amazing Mirror and Kirby: Squeak Squad as alternate colors for the player to repaint their Kirby as, so we thought, "Why not waste a day and put them in Project M?". In the end, it took a lot longer, but here they are!
Get all these lead-based colors right HERE! You probably won't regret it! We promise*!
UltimateWario's Texture Emporium and Warehouse reserves the right to break any promises it makes.
- Carbon Kirby is a fan favorite. An interesting mix of red and black makes this costume viable for either a Red Team costume or a replacement for the Grey costume. All the wonder and majesty of carbon...I guess.
- Up next is Cherry Kirby. We personally thought that this texture would be better with a light red instead of pink, but we're not paid to think. We're paid to make textures. Actually, we're not paid at all. Good for a replacement of Green Team if you don't want Kirby all green.
- Another fan favorite, Chocolate Kirby, looks good enough to eat! But you shouldn't try to eat him, because you're more likely to get eaten yourself. Possible Grey costume replacement.
- Emerald Kirby is an oddly-appealing mix of hot pink and green-heavy turquoise. My eyes tell me that it doesn't look good, but my brain tells me that it does. Weird. Anyway, this might work as a Green Team replacement.
- Snow Kirby is never late for Christmas! Well, except this year, because it's almost February. Better late than never, I guess. Good for either a Red Team costume or a Grey costume replacement.
- Another tasty color, Grape Kirby is a delicious reminder that purple is the new black. Or something. I don't know fashion. Or anything, really. Just...just look at the picture already. This is getting awkward. Oh, and it goes over Grey. Or Blue Team, if you're a weirdo.
- Need a refreshing splash of lemon/lime? Then try out Citrus Kirby! Take in this Sprite-esque combination of green and yellow like you would a delicious soft drink, minus the tooth-rot and hyperactivity. Another refreshing Green Team possibility!
- Lavender Kirby is a soothing alternative to the standard Grape Kirby. Sometimes known to emit a flowery aroma when smashed; be warned, this is actually flatulence. Lavender Kirby is not as polite as he is pretty. Serves well as a Grey costume or even over the standard one, if you're a monster.
- Have you ever thought to yourself, "Gee, Blue Kirby just isn't blue enough."? Then Sapphire Kirby is just for you! This gem-colored Kirby also appears similar to Kirby's acquaintance of unknown relation, Meta Knight, when unmasked. Maybe they're related? Maybe not. Blue Team costume.
- Yellow Kirby just not doing it for you? Try Orange Kirby! He's delicious, nutritious, and helps up your immune system. He also looks really cool, so there's that, too. Yellow costume replacement.
- Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony; the difference between the two is that Ivory Kirby is a color, and Ebony Kirby isn't. There's probably some racist subtext in there, but I don't think Kirby cares either way about that. He's Kirby. This can go over the Grey Costume.
- You'd think that White Kirby would be a pretty boring guy, being simply white and a very slightly darker shade of white, but he's got a ton of personality. He'll also help you move, but since he's Kirby, I wouldn't ask him to unless you want some demon unleashed on your house or something. Nice job breaking it, Hero. Goes over Grey Kirby, if you want.
- Shadow Kirby is like White Kirby, but black. He's also the only Kirby with different-colored eyes! They're grey, sure, but different is different! This fan favorite is perfect for going over the Grey costume.
Get all these lead-based colors right HERE! You probably won't regret it! We promise*!
UltimateWario's Texture Emporium and Warehouse reserves the right to break any promises it makes.
AISLE 3: VILLAIN SERIES
The latest in our long line of "popular" products, it's the Villain series! All of your favorite heroes decked out in motifs inspired by their greatest enemies! They won't like it, but hopefully, you will.
There's also a version that resembles Zero, the core and apparent leader of the Dark Matter horde.
NOTE: There is a slight problem with the way this costume is rendered; it's a simple fix and it'll be remedied soon. Simply keep an "eye" out. Heh.
Still to come:
Vaati Toon Link
Ganon Link
Wendy Koopa Peach
Black Knight Ike
and Probably More (or less, if I get bored)!
Get the first three (and the rest, eventually) HERE.
- Bowser Mario lost a bet to the King of the Koopas at the last Mario Party, so now he's wearing the Koopa Kingdom's colors for a little bit. However, he's also taken to vandalizing Bowser's Castle, so the big ol' turtle dragon is rethinking the wager for the next party.
- Booigi may be scared of ghosts, but he certainly isn't scared of a little style. Luigi rocks this Boo-inspired uniform in spite of the fact that he soils himself every time he sees the emblem on the hat. Or opens his closet. Luigi's maid gets a lot of hazard pay.
- Space Pirate Samus dons the colors of her hated nemesis, Ridley, and his cohorts, in this sinfully stylish costume. Adorned with a few Space Pirate symbols, Samus is ready to put her boot straight up the ass of the space dragon that killed her parents.
- Dark Matter Kirby has been enveloped by the foul Dark Matter, giving him a few of its characteristics, like a giant, singular eye. Plus, the eye actually works! You like eyes that work, don't you? Sure you do! A good alternative to the Grey Costume if you're looking for something outta this world.
There's also a version that resembles Zero, the core and apparent leader of the Dark Matter horde.
NOTE: There is a slight problem with the way this costume is rendered; it's a simple fix and it'll be remedied soon. Simply keep an "eye" out. Heh.
Still to come:
Vaati Toon Link
Ganon Link
Wendy Koopa Peach
Black Knight Ike
and Probably More (or less, if I get bored)!
Get the first three (and the rest, eventually) HERE.
Feel free to look around for as long as you'd like! Obviously, you won't find anything else, because I literally just listed all of our products, but you're certainly welcome to it! As a note, we unfortunately do not carry Battle Portraits or Character Select Portraits. We're terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but I absolutely suck at making them. You're seriously better off letting a monkey do that garbage.
Anyway, please come again! Check back every once in a while for when we get a new set of textures in stock!!
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