Mr.Game_and_Watch
Smash Apprentice
cause when he does his down grab he lays on top of his opponent like he wants them to **** him.
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Toon Link is a prostitute
- Thread starter Mr.Game_and_Watch
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someguy12
Smash Journeyman
10charedupcarizards
Yukiwarashi
Smash Champion
You cannot be over the age of ten. There's just no possible way.
the wet mop
Smash Rookie
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charizard has his makeout Dthrow as well. as long as he has his back turned anyway.
crosser43
Smash Journeyman
roll of freaking floor laughin
Young_Link808
Smash Apprentice
mr game and watch is a homo that wants people to batter around his black sausage
f1r3 3mbl3m
Smash Cadet
This thread is pointless! It's all just a game! if Toon Link was a prostitute, then Nintendo would have put something in the game referencing it. Then Brawl would be a rated M game, and the ten-year old who started this thread wouldn't even be able to play the game.
Will19
Smash Apprentice
No. He's a PIMP.
Marth_entersthefray
Smash Rookie
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You're all so sensible!
mlgc4
Smash Apprentice
what is the point of this thread
they should close it....
they should close it....
Station
Smash Cadet
Thats like saying technically, Kirby sucks **** when he inhales people.
Cooper736
Smash Journeyman
So did we all use this thread to boost our post counts, or was that just me.
Anyway, Toon Link WOULD be a prostitute if it wasn't for the fact that his Dthrow sets up his Usmash, Utilt, or RAR. So suck on THAT, G&W!
Anyway, Toon Link WOULD be a prostitute if it wasn't for the fact that his Dthrow sets up his Usmash, Utilt, or RAR. So suck on THAT, G&W!
KratosAurion192
Smash Ace
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He doesn't WTF?
TriforceCore
Smash Apprentice
What is this thread still doing open? Hey guys lets all give the 10 year olds of this forums a high five because theyre cool now.
TakDragon7
Smash Lord
keep in mind that Ganondorf will hump you... and it will produce 'shocking' results.
and then captain Falcon humps you and you say...
OOOHHH!!! BURNED!!! XD
and then captain Falcon humps you and you say...
OOOHHH!!! BURNED!!! XD
Crizthakidd
Smash Champion
why yes he is. he earns me money and he can prostitute me all he wants O__o'' wtf
Sonic on the Rocks
Smash Lord
*sarcasm* Oh yes it's all so obvious now... the 12-YEAR OLD Hero of the Winds is a prosititute. Oh thank you for this stunning revelation, you now rule over us stupids with your mighty powers of accusing fictional little boys to be prostitutes. *sarcasm*
Sonic on the Rocks
Smash Lord
... How Is This Not Locked Yet!!!
Cooper736
Smash Journeyman
Just let it die then.
ylink_underestimted
Smash Ace
All characters are prostitutes 'cause they ask to be ***** by Toon Link XD
Post Count Plus 1!!!
Post Count Plus 1!!!
Spec_Ops_Falco
Smash Rookie
i heard that this dude's mom is a prostitute, and will do absolutely anything for a buck... and a ****
Cooper736
Smash Journeyman
Was that seriously worth the bump? Come on people, we're trying to let this thread die.
_Slick_
Smash Ace
He's a pimp, 'cos he pwns.
Will19
Smash Apprentice
That's what I said. ^__~
NESSBOUNDER
Smash Master
Most characters have some kind of suggestive pose they can take. Toon Link isnt the only one here.
SNAKE: pause during his up tilt.
LUCARIO: use running attack to the right and pause just as he does the splits. He's slapping his butt!
GANON: his up tilt sucks you in! Also, up B.
FALCON: every single attack. Oh, and up B.
PEACH: we already know about Peach.
PIKACHU: Crouch. Hips are raised.
BOWSER: down throw and Forward B. lol.
LUCAS: One of his taunts. He's arguing with his snake. And he doesn't care if anyone sees it.
IKE: That taunt where he holds the sword out in front of him. *Beavis and Butthead giggling*
LUIGI: AAA combo and pause it on the last hit.
DEDEDE: that one victory pose where he sits in front of a Waddle dee patting his stomach. What is that waddle dee doing there, looking up at him so intently? And why can we not see its face?
NESS: PK thunder up the butt. Masochism! Gasp!
WOLF: down taunt. Tailraiser, etc.
ZSS: everything she does. Also dominatrix suggestiveness.
OLIMAR: when he blows his whistle, he's obviously rounding up his "ladies".
FOX: he turns on the heat with his up B attack and then blasts off. *beavis and butthead chortling continues*
DIDDY KONG: forward B. What is that? No seriously...What were you thinking, Sakurai?
bah, I'm too lazy to think of any more.
SNAKE: pause during his up tilt.
LUCARIO: use running attack to the right and pause just as he does the splits. He's slapping his butt!
GANON: his up tilt sucks you in! Also, up B.
FALCON: every single attack. Oh, and up B.
PEACH: we already know about Peach.
PIKACHU: Crouch. Hips are raised.
BOWSER: down throw and Forward B. lol.
LUCAS: One of his taunts. He's arguing with his snake. And he doesn't care if anyone sees it.
IKE: That taunt where he holds the sword out in front of him. *Beavis and Butthead giggling*
LUIGI: AAA combo and pause it on the last hit.
DEDEDE: that one victory pose where he sits in front of a Waddle dee patting his stomach. What is that waddle dee doing there, looking up at him so intently? And why can we not see its face?
NESS: PK thunder up the butt. Masochism! Gasp!
WOLF: down taunt. Tailraiser, etc.
ZSS: everything she does. Also dominatrix suggestiveness.
OLIMAR: when he blows his whistle, he's obviously rounding up his "ladies".
FOX: he turns on the heat with his up B attack and then blasts off. *beavis and butthead chortling continues*
DIDDY KONG: forward B. What is that? No seriously...What were you thinking, Sakurai?
bah, I'm too lazy to think of any more.
prostitute, n., a person, typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.
Used in a sentence: I enjoyed partaking in hardcore sex with Mr.Game_and_Watch's mother, who is a prostitute.
That's an interesting observation there Mr.Game_and_Watch, but understand that a prostitute is someone who seeks compensation after (or in your mom's case, before) any sexual activity (off topic, in a figurative sense, a prostitute can be someone who misuses their talents or sacrifices their self-respect for the sake of a personal or financial gain). Because Toon Link isn't getting payed for having sex ... or "laying on top of his opponent like he wants to **** him" ... he is not a prostitute, just a **** or a skank if you will.
It's great to learn... BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Used in a sentence: I enjoyed partaking in hardcore sex with Mr.Game_and_Watch's mother, who is a prostitute.
That's an interesting observation there Mr.Game_and_Watch, but understand that a prostitute is someone who seeks compensation after (or in your mom's case, before) any sexual activity (off topic, in a figurative sense, a prostitute can be someone who misuses their talents or sacrifices their self-respect for the sake of a personal or financial gain). Because Toon Link isn't getting payed for having sex ... or "laying on top of his opponent like he wants to **** him" ... he is not a prostitute, just a **** or a skank if you will.
It's great to learn... BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!