Seriously, you guys got seriously owned.
You should have seen this coming two years ago.
You should have seen this coming 5 months ago, with the E for All videos.
You don't like the Brawl engine because it's different.
You don't like the Brawl physics because they're the way they should be.
You're afraid that it will attract various gamers to the competitive community that didn't spend 6 years of their life on Melee, and will beat you.
You're afraid of being on as even ground as everyone else.
You're too concentrated on losing your fast ground combos and lag-canceling to focus on Brawl's aerial strengths.
You're just mad that you got owned, thinking this would have all the stuff they left in Melee by accident.
You're mad that Brawl's slower.
You're mad that Brawl's floatier.
You're mad it's not your typical Fox vs. Fox match zipping across Final Destination all day.
You're mad that Sakurai wanted the game this way.
You don't trust he knows what he's doing.
You don't trust that what he's doing is best for the entire community, when really all you care about is your satisfactions.
You're mad that he actually catered to both sides of the community, casual, and hardcore in Brawl. It's all about you.
You're mad that your precious fighting game isn't so one-sided anymore that your brain can go on autopilot with button combos.
You're mad that you wasted $50 on a game you didn't like, and decide to miss out on the fun because you wanted Super Smash Bros. Melee Again.
You're afraid of change.
You're afraid of differences.
If you weren't, you would be playing Brawl right now instead of reading this post.
Have fun missing out on the fun, guys.
You should have seen this coming two years ago.
You should have seen this coming 5 months ago, with the E for All videos.
You don't like the Brawl engine because it's different.
You don't like the Brawl physics because they're the way they should be.
You're afraid that it will attract various gamers to the competitive community that didn't spend 6 years of their life on Melee, and will beat you.
You're afraid of being on as even ground as everyone else.
You're too concentrated on losing your fast ground combos and lag-canceling to focus on Brawl's aerial strengths.
You're just mad that you got owned, thinking this would have all the stuff they left in Melee by accident.
You're mad that Brawl's slower.
You're mad that Brawl's floatier.
You're mad it's not your typical Fox vs. Fox match zipping across Final Destination all day.
You're mad that Sakurai wanted the game this way.
You don't trust he knows what he's doing.
You don't trust that what he's doing is best for the entire community, when really all you care about is your satisfactions.
You're mad that he actually catered to both sides of the community, casual, and hardcore in Brawl. It's all about you.
You're mad that your precious fighting game isn't so one-sided anymore that your brain can go on autopilot with button combos.
You're mad that you wasted $50 on a game you didn't like, and decide to miss out on the fun because you wanted Super Smash Bros. Melee Again.
You're afraid of change.
You're afraid of differences.
If you weren't, you would be playing Brawl right now instead of reading this post.
Have fun missing out on the fun, guys.