This area REALLY stinks! Welcome to the New Pork Theatre, entertainment hub of the greatest city in the whole world: New Pork City! This theatre's main purpose is to show off some cool, creative and informative videos that the citizens of New Pork City have put together featuring Lucas. If any citizens have any good Lucas videos, regardless if it is theres or not, they are more than welcome to post the URL so it can be added to the list. Please do not embed the video, for it causes page lag. Thank you.