The "Would You Do This For That?" game

[Baysha]

The premise of this game is that one user posts about something good that would only happen if the responder does something. The two don't necessarily have to be related.

Example:

"1:Would you work as a garbage man for 3 months if it meant a new Wario Land game gets made

2: Yes.

Your MW gets into Smash but you have to help develop them yourself."

To start: Would you dig a 3 foot x 3 foot deep hole with a plastic spoon (with replacements if it breaks) for $3000?

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

That would depend. If I had as much time as I needed and didn’t need to be precise with the digging then yes, if not then no.

Would you give up two of your fingers (your choice of which ones) for all of the smashboards creation thread ideas you want to be real to become real instantly, as high quality games, without any companies needing to develop them?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nah. I need them.

Would you break your right arm for new game from dormant video game franchise?

 

[Janx_uwu]

I live in America, if I broke a limb it would cost me two, and then I would be too poor to buy the new Mega Man X by the time I had enough hands to play it.

Assuming all costs are paid (tuition, room and board, books, meals) would you spend 4 years studying a subject you hate in order to get a really good, permanent job in a field you love?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure. PE is my least wanted, so my health condition would increase more.

Would you watch the whole show that you hate for a world peace?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Yes. I haven't seen a show that I hate.

Would you fall asleep past Christmas for Lego Super Mario minifigures?

 

[MasterCheef]

Nope

would you trade all SSBU 3rd party characters & ( Min-Min & Piranha Plant ) , _ except _ Sora , Steve , & Snake

for this in the next Smash game ?

1 adding these characters _ note more definitely could be added
1A = Ahri
1B = Master Chief
1C = Impa ( AoC )
1D = Mio
1E = Taion
1F = New Pokemon
1G = New ( Tales of ) Character
1H = Ryza from Atelier Ryza 3

2 make the final smashes only come from breaking the smash ball

3 add an ( aerial smash attack ) button

4 Rework some characters movesets like ; ( Samus & Dark Samus ) & Ganondorf & Mario & Kirby

5 give us lots of great casual stages like Poke Floats.

6 Do Not bring back stage Hazards which _ KO players / CPUs
6A; please do not bring back any stages with water

7 give us lots of good competitive stages

8 give us better _ Assist Trophies _ which act more like Mini Bosses

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nah.

Would you like to fight Dwayne "Rock" Johnson in real life for all your most wanted fighters for smash/nasb/MVS/any crossover fighting games?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Nah. My most wanted fighters are what most other people want.

Would you get all F's on report card for Mickey Mouse VS Bugs Bunny on Death Battle?

 

[MasterCheef]

Nope

would you let _ MultiVersus _ Fail

for this in the next Smash game ?

1 adding these characters _ note more definitely could be added
1A = Ahri
1B = Master Chief
1C = Impa ( AoC )
1D = Mio
1E = Taion
1F = New Pokemon
1G = New ( Tales of ) Character
1H = Ryza from Atelier Ryza 3

2 make the final smashes only come from breaking the smash ball

3 add an ( aerial smash attack ) button

4 Rework some characters movesets like ; ( Samus & Dark Samus ) & Ganondorf & Mario & Kirby

5 give us lots of great casual stages like Poke Floats.

6 Do Not bring back stage Hazards which _ KO players / CPUs
6A; please do not bring back any stages with water

7 give us lots of good competitive stages

8 give us better _ Assist Trophies _ which act more like Mini Bosses

 

[Baysha]

I don't really play Multiversus and don't really care for it in general. But I have the opinion that more platform fighters around is a good thing, so this would already be a hard sell for me. That's not even getting into the reward itself, which includes literally one of my top (bottom?) least wanteds with Master Chief. The other characters I could care more or less about. While the return of Poke Floats, lots of good competitive stages, and air strongs, do seem to be some really great ideas, I don't really think they're worth losing Multiversus.

Plus, in the context of thread, I don't have a magic button to make Multiversus fail, so I'd have to somehow do this manually. Even if I really wanted these things, what am I supposed to do? Get into the leadership of WB Games? "Hey Warner Bros I'm 19 years old with pretty much no skills in game development, can I get into the board of directors?" Slander the game online? I don't really see how one person could do much of an effect. Threaten the developers personally? Probably more of a way to get into jail and make a really interesting gaming journalism articles for a couple days.

Sorry for the block of text, I just had a lot to say

Would you get the world record speedrun of any game for that game's protagonist to appear in Smash?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Nah. I play games casually.

Would you move to Europe for a new Banjo Kazooie game?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

I already live in Europe. Also no.

Would you kick a hornet's nest to give Luigi's Waluigi-themed Smash alt a yellow L?

 

[Mamboo07]

Yes.

Would you eat a lifetime supply of McDonald's BBQ Sauce for a sequel to Wario World?

 

[MasterCheef]

Nope. I don't want either.

would you support _ a futuristic _ Zelda _ game with a _ heavy emphasis on ( gadgets & magical abilities ) ?

for this in the next Smash game ?

1 adding these characters _ note more definitely could be added
1A = Ahri
1B = Master Chief
1C = Impa ( AoC )
1D = Mio
1E = Taion
1F = New Pokemon
1G = New ( Tales of ) Character
1H = Ryza from Atelier Ryza 3

2 make the final smashes only come from breaking the smash ball

3 add an ( aerial smash attack ) button

4 Rework some characters movesets like ; ( Samus & Dark Samus ) & Ganondorf & Mario & Kirby

5 give us lots of great casual stages like Poke Floats.

6 Do Not bring back stage Hazards which _ KO players / CPUs
6A; please do not bring back any stages with water

7 give us lots of good competitive stages

8 give us better _ Assist Trophies _ which act more like Mini Bosses

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

No. Ganondorf revamps bad, also I'm not actually doing anything

Would you train to become the top Melee competitive player of all time to get Shrek in Smash?

 

[FazDude]

No - Not only would I fail miserably to be the top player, the reward isn't even something I really want.

Would you give up playing Smash forever in order to add rollback to the next game?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I don't play smash, so yes.

Would you drown yourself in pacific ocean for Shrek 5/Shrek reboot reveal trailer.

 

[FazDude]

I mean, if I'm dead, I can't watch the trailer, so there's no real benefit for me. Pass.

Would you be willing to negotiate with any game studio personally and pay 50% of licensing fees in order to get one of their characters in Smash?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure.

Would you speedrun the whole Dark souls 2 game without any deaths for multiplatform COGH Smash game?

 

[Perkilator]

Sure.

Would you speedrun the whole Dark souls 2 game without any deaths for multiplatform COGH Smash game?

Pass.

Would you cut a few clones for a more fleshed-out Melee?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure. I don't care about echo fighters.

Would you cut your main for return of Pokefloats?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Nah. Donkey Kong is too iconic to be cut.

Would you hug a stranger for Microsoft to buy Capcom?

 

[Perkilator]

Nah. Donkey Kong is too iconic to be cut.

Would you hug a stranger for Microsoft to buy Capcom?

Nah.

Would you willingly stub your toe (provided it doesn’t get broken) for a Capcom vs. SNK 3?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Nah. I don't play traditional fighting games.

Would you have a nightmare for a new season of Gravity Falls?

 

[MasterCheef]

Nope. Gravity falls is terrible.

would you support _ a new _ 3D Metroid / Samus _ game ?

for this in the next Smash game ?

1 adding these characters _ note more definitely could be added
1A = Ahri
1B = Master Chief
1C = Impa ( AoC )
1D = Mio
1E = Taion
1F = New Pokemon
1G = New ( Tales of ) Character
1H = Ryza from Atelier Ryza 3

2 make the final smashes only come from breaking the smash ball

3 add an ( aerial smash attack ) button

4 Rework some characters movesets like ; ( Samus & Dark Samus ) & Ganondorf & Mario & Kirby

5 give us lots of great casual stages like Poke Floats.

6 Do Not bring back stage Hazards which _ KO players / CPUs
6A; please do not bring back any stages with water

7 give us lots of good competitive stages

8 give us better _ Assist Trophies _ which act more like Mini Bosses

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, Metroid Prime 4 has been languishing for forever now that I'm honestly concerned it'll be vaporware.

Would you have all your money stolen from you for the permanent eradication of COVID-19?

 

[Perkilator]

No, Metroid Prime 4 has been languishing for forever now that I'm honestly concerned it'll be vaporware.

Would you have all your money stolen from you for the permanent eradication of COVID-19?

Sure, I’d be happy to have my money go towards getting rid of COVID.

Would you walk the plank to get your most wanted character(s) in Smash?

 

[Demon Dragon]

Depends what they want to walk me into. If it's the standard water, then sure, anything for Cash Banooca.

Would you have your lifespan cut in half in exchange for the next Smash Bros to include all of your most desired characters, rollback netcode, a proper story mode, and anything else you wish to see?

 

[Perkilator]

Depends what they want to walk me into. If it's the standard water, then sure, anything for Cash Banooca.

Would you have your lifespan cut in half in exchange for the next Smash Bros to include all of your most desired characters, rollback netcode, a proper story mode, and anything else you wish to see?

Nah. I’ve got too much of a life to life.

Would you listen to a helium-voiced turkey singing Let It Go for three hours straight for the ability to shape Smash as you see fit?

 

[Demon Dragon]

Oh good golly no, I'd die from the loss of blood coming from my ears before I got the chance.

Would you never play video games for an entire month if it meant you could become a billionaire after it's over?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Yeah. I don't play video games that often, and some games I play are hard.

Would you watch every Disney movie for a Disney platform fighter?

 

[MasterCheef]

I don't care for most Disney characters so, no.

would you support a _ Bandai Namco _ Anime _ Smash _ game ?

for this in the next Smash game ?

1 adding these characters _ note more definitely could be added
1A = Ahri
1B = Master Chief
1C = Impa ( AoC )
1D = Mio
1E = Taion
1F = New Pokemon
1G = New ( Tales of ) Character
1H = Ryza from Atelier Ryza 3

2 make the final smashes only come from breaking the smash ball

3 add an ( aerial smash attack ) button

4 Rework some characters movesets like ; ( Samus & Dark Samus ) & Ganondorf & Mario & Kirby

5 give us lots of great casual stages like Poke Floats.

6 Do Not bring back stage Hazards which _ KO players / CPUs
6A; please do not bring back any stages with water

7 give us lots of good competitive stages

8 give us better _ Assist Trophies _ which act more like Mini Bosses

 

[Northsouthmap]

Nah. I don't play Bandai Namco or watch anime.

Would you never play a Mario game for Yoshi to appear in the Super Mario Bros movie?

 

[MasterCheef]

Don't care for Yoshi. So No. also not playing a Mario game would include SSB, so NO.

would you support a _ High quality Live action Anime show _ Bleach , Naruto , OnePiece , other ? your choice.

for this in the next Smash game ?

1 adding these characters _ note more definitely could be added
1A = Ahri
1B = Master Chief
1C = Impa ( AoC )
1D = Mio
1E = Taion
1F = New Pokemon
1G = New ( Tales of ) Character
1H = Ryza from Atelier Ryza 3

2 make the final smashes only come from breaking the smash ball

3 add an ( aerial smash attack ) button

4 Rework some characters movesets like ; ( Samus & Dark Samus ) & Ganondorf & Mario & Kirby

5 give us lots of great casual stages like Poke Floats.

6 Do Not bring back stage Hazards which _ KO players / CPUs
6A; please do not bring back any stages with water

7 give us lots of good competitive stages

8 give us better _ Assist Trophies _ which act more like Mini Bosses

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No, I'm not a fan of your idea.

Would you delete your favorite video game series from existence for end of Ukrainian war?

 

[MasterCheef]

No, I'm not a fan of your idea.

Would you delete your favorite video game series from existence for end of Ukrainian war?

Then give me a break & let someone else answer.

Also no because it makes no sense. Ukraine should have agreed to a peace deal looong time ago. Ukraine would be ahead of where they are now having lost only two regions instead of four.

Would you Tankman from Newgrounds give me a break and let someone else answer so i can be happy with someone else's answer ?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Then give me a break & let someone else answer.

Also no because it makes no sense. Ukraine should have agreed to a peace deal looong time ago. Ukraine would be ahead of where they are now having lost only two regions instead of four.

Would you Tankman from Newgrounds give me a break and let someone else answer so i can be happy with someone else's answer ?

Sorry for your inconvinience. Sure.

Also I have a question: why?

 

[MasterCheef]

Sorry for your inconvinience. Sure.

Also I have a question: why?

Those are the changes i want most in the next smash game so it gets pretty disappointing for them to be rejected consistently.

would you support _ Nintendo _ buying _ Nihon Falcom ? ...

for this in the next Smash game ?

1 adding these characters _ note more definitely could be added
1A = Ahri
1B = Master Chief
1C = Impa ( AoC )
1D = Mio
1E = Taion
1F = New Pokemon
1G = New ( Tales of ) Character
1H = Ryza from Atelier Ryza 3

2 make the final smashes only come from breaking the smash ball

3 add an ( aerial smash attack ) button

4 Rework some characters movesets like ; ( Samus & Dark Samus ) & Ganondorf & Mario & Kirby

5 give us lots of great casual stages like Poke Floats.

6 Do Not bring back stage Hazards which _ KO players / CPUs
6A; please do not bring back any stages with water

7 give us lots of good competitive stages

8 give us better _ Assist Trophies _ which act more like Mini Bosses

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Those are the changes i want most in the next smash game so it gets pretty disappointing for them to be rejected consistently.

If you don’t want them to be consistently rejected then maybe come up with some other situations for this thread?

also your post about the ukraine thing gets a yikes from me