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Because it hurt me deep inside, and I feel the need to trash it on the internet for all web-friendly smashers who visit the Media Metropolis to see.I don't see why people fiend over this book? its ok at best, just like the movie.
I could right much gooder then stephenie meyers
Sarcasm, comrade!I think you meant to say "better", but I might be mistaken.
Read the whole topic first. It's called a joke.I think you meant to say "better", but I might be mistaken.
The hilarious comic by Head Trip was the first I'd heard of Twilight, ever. So I'm glad I heard from the right source first.
Print out the following and paste it to your least favorite shirt:Sarcasm, comrade!
I hope
Does any one know what to do when a Twilight horde comes? I'm not armed with any thing except my wits. Any one know good counter points?
I had read the whole topic. It was a very nice read too.Read the whole topic first. It's called a joke.
Make sure you read the book first.Hate to bring this a little off-topic, but has anybody seen Francis Ford Coppola's film Bram Stoker's Dracula? Is that any good? I loved Apocalypse Now!, the Conversation, Godfather and Godfather Part II, but after that, his works dropped greatly in quality, so I'm worried about seeing it, but then again, it has Gary Oldman as Count Dracula who has delivered spectacular performances. Then again, he also played Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy.
Should I pick it up?
I find it hilarious that the article cites "She's no JK Rowling," as if Rowling is even a decent author. Ugh.Print out the following and paste it to your least favorite shirt:
I don't dislike it because it's a romance story, I dislike it because it sucks.Smashbot's post hurts my eyes.
If I were you, Mardyke, I wouldn't take many opinions here to heart. The purpose of the book is to be simply a chick book. I think I saw the words "Meyer is no J. K. Rowling" somewhere... Duh. She's not writing the same kind of books, why would she be?
I'm frankly not planning on reading this book 'cause I'm not into romance books. However, if you are, then you may or may not like this. Depends on how you take different interpretations of vampires.
My opinion is that many here are bashing it because they were expecting a story about vampires, and discovered it was a romance book... of course, the majority of Smashers are males, so it stands to reason that most members here would not like this book...
That's not at all why I don't like it. I dislike it because it steals teenage girls' souls. I have to associate with said girls.My opinion is that many here are bashing it because they were expecting a story about vampires, and discovered it was a romance book... of course, the majority of Smashers are males, so it stands to reason that most members here would not like this book...
I love how the last book ends with no real conflict.Twilight
In Twilight, Edward meets Bella Swan, a human girl whose thoughts he is unable to read, and whose blood smells overwhelmingly sweet to him.[2] He fights a growing attraction to her, but after saving her life on several occasions, succumbs and eventually falls in love with her. Edward admits to Bella that he is a vampire, and that although he retains the physical body of a seventeen-year-old, he was actually born on June 20, 1901. His adoptive father, Carlisle Cullen, transformed him into a vampire in 1918 to prevent him from dying in the Spanish influenza epidemic in Chicago, Illinois. Carlisle instilled in him a sense of morality uncommon in most vampires, and central to his way of life is the refusal to consider humans as food.
However, Edward constantly warns Bella against being with him, perceiving her life to be at risk if she continues to associate with him. Bella's love and confidence in Edward's restraint cause her to ignore his warnings, even after she becomes the target of another vampire, James. Unlike the Cullen family, who are "vegetarian" vampires (committed to only feeding on animals), James regularly feeds on humans and will not stop until he drinks Bella's blood. With his family's help, Edward is able to save Bella from James' predations, but the question of how to assure Bella's continued safety remains an open one.[3]
New Moon
In New Moon, Edward’s fears for Bella’s safety intensify when she cuts her finger and is almost attacked by his brother Jasper. In an attempt to protect her, he convinces her that he no longer loves her, and moves away with his family, leaving Bella heartbroken. Edward finds it difficult to live without Bella, and becomes severely depressed at the prospect of an infinitely long and meaningless life. After he mistakenly learns from his sister Rosalie that Bella has committed suicide, Edward attempts to convince a group of Italian vampires, the Volturi, to kill him. Together with his sister Alice, Bella rushes to Italy and stops Edward before the Volturi can destroy him.
Edward explains why he left, and apologizes to Bella. She eventually forgives him entirely, and they continue with their relationship as though Edward had never left, with the exception that Bella has ties that cannot be broken with a werewolf named Jacob Black. Bella successfully seeks his family’s support on turning her into a vampire. While Edward is furious at the prospect, he later agrees to change her himself if she agrees to marry him first.[4]
Eclipse
In Eclipse, Bella agrees to marry Edward on the condition he will make love to her while she is still human. Edward eventually relents and agrees, on the stipulation it will only occur after they are married. The plot is driven by the machinations of the vampire Victoria, who, seeking revenge for the death of her mate James, is hunting Bella and creating new vampires to build an army. A grudging truce is made between the Cullens and the Native-American werewolf pack led by Sam Uley and Jacob Black, a friend of Bella's who was there for her when Edward broke her heart. However, the truce is endangered when Bella realizes Jacob means more to her than she thought. Ultimately, Edward accepts that Bella cares for Jacob and successfully destroys Victoria, and Bella acknowledges that Edward is the most important person in her life. Edward tells Bella that they may attempt making love before they get married, as he realizes that she spends too much of her life trying to please other people. However, she refuses his offer and says that she will do everything the right way: marriage, making love, and then becoming a vampire.[5]
Breaking Dawn
Breaking Dawn sees Edward and Bella marry. Bella becomes pregnant on their honeymoon, and the rapid growth of the half-human, half-vampire fetus swiftly impacts on Bella’s health. Edward tries to coerce her into having an abortion in order to save her own life. However, Bella feels a bond with her unborn child and insists on giving birth. Edward comes to feel love for the baby as well, after he hears its thoughts and learns that the baby loves Bella in return. Bella nearly dies giving birth in an emergency c-section, but Edward successfully delivers his daughter and then injects Bella's heart with his venom, healing her wounds by turning her into an immortal vampire. During Bella's painful transformation, Jacob imprints on their baby daughter, Renesmee.
After a vampire named Irina mistakes Renesmee for an immortal vampire child—a creation forbidden in the vampire world—the Volturi arrive to destroy the Cullens. Edward stands with Bella and their allies to convince the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child and poses no threat to their existence. Once the Volturi leave, Edward and Bella feel free to live their lives in peace with their daughter.[6]
Okay stop right there. Mate?!?!??! For a "romance" story, Myers sure knows when to use the word for a temporary partner just to give offspring."Eclipse
The plot is driven by the machinations of the vampire Victoria, who, seeking revenge for the death of her mate James, is hunting Bella and creating new vampires to build an army. A grudging truce is made between the Cullens and the Native-American werewolf pack led by Sam Uley and Jacob Black, a friend of Bella's who was there for her when Edward broke her heart"
I had assumed it meant her friend. Either way Stephenie Meyer needs a thesaurus.Okay stop right there. Mate?!?!??! For a "romance" story, Myers sure knows when to use the word for a temporary partner just to give offspring.
Well...we kinnda need this, it's like therapy for us.They use the word "mate" because that's the term Meyer uses in the novels. It's because they are creatures, not humans. You guys are so quick to judge without reading the actual books. I still think they suck, but you guys are really attacking random things for the sake of attacking Twilight.
What about Jews?Taking out your anger... on something that sucks... even if you don't know anything about it...
Hahah, I guess it makes sense. It's just a book.
As long as it's not a race or demographic of people, that kind of "therapy" is A-ok.
Heh heh heh. A model all girls should follow.However, she refuses his offer and says that she will do everything the right way: marriage, making love, and then becoming a vampire.
Yes, I mean if my girlfriend wished I was a vampire just because she thought I wasn't sexy enough I might be a bit upset.Right reasons?
Wow wut? Some girls these days got no sense of a moral compass huh?You know what pisses me off? My ex-girlfriend actually told me straight up she wanted me to be a vampire because then I'd be sexier. This book is the reason we broke up. It can burn in hell.
That's because you are normal.Personally, I enjoyed the books and movie but I would never wish for my boyfriend to be a vampire, werewolf, or whatever else there is except human. Also, I find it very amusing to hear the negative comments about Twilight; idk why, I just do. I do think that some teenage girls take this story too seriously and need to tone it down, its just a story and nothing more. Stop expecting people to live up to your highly fantasized (false) expectations (this goes for some guys too). No offense to anyone, just making light of the discussion
^ LMFAO. Disgruntled.I didn't think that the pussification of vampires to this magnitude was even possible. What a wretched piece of ******** literature. No surprise that it was made into a wretched movie. I can only hope that some of the cast has a decent career after this piece of s**t. Stephanie Meyer needs to be beaten, and have her kneecaps broken by an angry bookie's henchman.
OH MAN!!! I almost TL;DRed when I saw the size of that, but it was sooo funny! It really did the series justice.We can't be done making fun of Twilight yet!
http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-time-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html