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The Smash Bros Jokes Thread

Kneutronic

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Shulk does a wheelie on a motorcycle: "I'm really wheeling it!"

...Let's see, how many more "Feeling it" jokes can I think of?
 

Frizz

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I've got a romantic love story! This is how it goes:

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HydroJames

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Shulk foresees the weather...
...and predicts it to be Cloudy with a chance of Buster Swords.
 

HydroJames

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What does Jigglypuff have in common with Balloons?
They die instantly when their barriers pop.
 

The Stoopid Unikorn

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Why does Greninja use so much water?

It's not water! It's actually the tears it shed from all the nerfs :troll:
 
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HydroJames

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What do you get when Sonic crashes into a pile of Explosives?
A Sonic Boom!
 

ZafKiel

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Ayy girl, are you Marth? Because you grabbed my attention all the way from the other side of the room.
 

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Ayy girl, are you Marth? Because you grabbed my attention all the way from the other side of the room.
Hey, be careful. Marth just wants to put the tip in you. ;p
 

SaltySmasher

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My friend didn't know how to play marth, so I gave him some TIPs
Rihanna mains spacies. SHINE bright like a diamond
If melee was a cake, it would have many TIERs
People say 3.02 Kirby was broken, but personally I think he SUCKed (lookin at you, Chu)
Luigi isn't a very good surfer, but his WAVEdashes are pretty sick
I honestly can't BAIR any jokes about aerial moves. Anyone who DAIRs to make one should have a FAIR trial and be executed.
Now for Shulk jokes!!!
He gave me a clock for Christmas, but it wasn't useful. It only said Shulk Time.
When Shulk proposed, he said "I'm really kneeling it!"
When Shulk was trying to hide, he said "I'm really concealing it!"
Shulk and Lucina were protesting outside of a fortune teller's tent. "The future does not belong to you!" "The future is not written!"
 

Wintropy

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Why didn't Bowser and Peach win the doubles tournament?

Bowser has poor frame data and no synergy with Peach, so they were eliminated in the first round of pools.

I'm not very good at these.

Heheh anti-jokes~
 

Wintropy

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Okay, okay, let me try again.

How do you make Mario upset?

Kill his family.

Better? :3

Yes I'm teasing you guys with my terrible anti-jokes.
 
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What happens when somebody's favorite character gets severely nerfed?

They cry tiers.
 

Suzukipot

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In times of danger or sadness or whenever I just find myself in moments of despair sometimes I like to think of my favorite Smash character just putting his hand on my shoulder, looking down at me and whispering a truly moving motivator:

"Okay!" :ness2:
 
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