The Smash Bros Jokes Thread

[Mc.Rad]

This a thread for all the dumb Smash Bros Jokes
Here are some examples:

Spoiler

What Did Fox say about Falco's Mixtape:
"It Wasn't FIRE!"

Shulk got back from the Doctors.
It wasn't a good result

Captain Falcon needs members for his Band
Fortunately Falco prefers the snare.

Tripping...
Just Tripping

 

[radio silent]

Pichu.

 

[Mc.Rad]

Pichu.

I'm pretty sure Mew2King doesn't find that joke funny

 

[Kneutronic]

She wants the De-de-de.

 

[CptJPuff]

playing any other character than fox

 

[(Buddha)]

sure you can!
Smash bros. for Rii U

 

[Kneutronic]

Why does Ganondorf hate the Internet?

There's too many Links.

 

[jaketheknight]

What are your chances of winning EVO?
ZeRo

 

[Kneutronic]

What do get when you cross Little Mac with a Super Mushroom?

Big Mac.

...Ok, yeah, that was a bad joke.

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

What name do you call a group consisting of Dr. Mario, Donkey Kong Jr, Young Link, Dark Samus, Boshi, Keeby, Falco and Pichu?

Unoriginal 8.

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

This is all I remembered... but all I got.

 

[Deleted member]

Brawl Meta Knight walked into a bar.

There was no counter.

 

[Kneutronic]

Here come the Feeling It jokes...

Shulk breaks into a jewelry store. He shouts, "I'm really stealing it!"
Shulk eats a banana. He says, "I'm really peeling it!"
Shulk catches a fish. He shouts, "I'm really reeling it!"
Shulk is working at a hospital. He says, "I'm really healing it!"

 

[Omar_25]

Hungrybox wanders into the forest and encounters a bear. Who's bair wins?

 

[Kneutronic]

I Meta Knight once. He was bruised like a Peach.

 

[SackThing101]

ZeRo losing a tournament

 

[Sir Gengar de Èctoplasma]

Here come the Feeling It jokes...

Shulk breaks into a jewelry store. He shouts, "I'm really stealing it!"
Shulk eats a banana. He says, "I'm really peeling it!"
Shulk catches a fish. He shouts, "I'm really reeling it!"
Shulk is working at a hospital. He says, "I'm really healing it!"

Shulk is working at a casino. He says, "I'm really dealing it!"
Shulk is signing a contract. He says "I'm really sealing it!"

 

[TacoLord9000]

People in melee need to stop wavecheating and fun canceling.

 

[leefe]

super smash bros. brawl

 

[Kneutronic]

What's Falco's favorite KO move?

Personally, he prefers d-air.

 

[Mc.Rad]

Hey... I heard Marth dropped


A Fire Album

 

[the_muffin]

Aye gurl, I don't play Villager, but I'll still grow wood for you.

Cheesy pickup lines are jokes right?

 

[YerroBryBry]

WAHT KINDA OVERALL DAS GREEN MARIO WHERE????

DENIM DENIM DENIM

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Kasran]

Little Mac is still in the hospital. He's having a really hard time recovering.

Shulk was thinking about going into computer science research, but these days he's really feeling IT.

Marth had dinner at a restaurant. He tipped generously.

Lucina, on the other hand, didn't tip at all.

Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale. That's the joke.

Don't get Falco a regular MacBook because, personally, he prefers the Air.

Ganondorf gave me a book called "Warlock Punch" this past Christmas. It was a really hard read.

 

[Swagmaster]

DK goes to the fair. The next morning he wakes up late. He should have known he would have some start-up lag. DK rolls out of bed. He tries to grab a ride with Diddy to work, but he was out of range. DK tries to sneak into work late, but when Lucas sees him, DK freezes. Lucas tells him he lags too much and doesn't have any chance of moving vertically higher in company. DK fired. If only Ness had found him instead. He would've just said okay.

 

[Tubruh]

Lucas as a cop: PK FREEZE!


OK, that one sucked.

 

[Kneutronic]

Lucas as a cop: PK FREEZE!


OK, that one sucked.

At least it was better than that Big Mac joke I posted.

 

[Ocarina Stealer]

Shulk fishing: "I'm really reeling it."
Sorry everyone. I should have flicked through the thread before cracking that one.

 

[Bluekirby2]

Where is Sheik's favorite place to go?

Spoiler

THE FAIR!

I'm so sorry...

 

[Kasran]

Where is Sheik's favorite place to go?

Spoiler

THE FAIR!

I'm so sorry...

It's okay. Shulk saw that one coming.



:^)






late edit: i totally misread Sheik as Shulk in the original post. i now realize this reply was way more off the wall than i had intended. oops

 

[jaketheknight]

What are your chances of winning EVO?
ZeRo

I stand corrected.

 

[Kneutronic]

ZeRo losing a tournament

Sorry to say that Nairo ruined your joke, there.

 

[Peff]

what is princess peach's favourite song

turnip for what

.............................................................................................

 

[IxaVerse]

Not sure if this fits in this thread but,

Spoiler

 

[Bluekirby2]

Not sure if this fits in this thread but,

Spoiler

>Using comic sans

 

[AbirdZero]

(imo) This entire picture (That I TOTALLY didn't edit in MS Paint)

Beautiful.

 

[Tubruh]

What's Shulk's favorite Van Halen song? Jump.

 

[Kneutronic]

What's Shulk's favorite Van Halen song? Jump.

That made me think of another.

What's Pikachu's favorite song?

Thunderstruck.

 

[Swagmaster]

That made me think of another.

What's Pikachu's favorite song?

Thunderstruck.

What's a camping Kirby's favorite song?
The Final Countdown

 

[Mc.Rad]

What's Jigglypuff's favorite song?
Wonder Wall (of pain)