The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

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OMG Your 'green salsa' comment is making me remember this mexican burrito fast food place I haven't been to in a while. Looks like I know where I'm going for lunch today.

 

[RickySSB]

(07:08:39PM) <sabotages> Yes...no...Ricky is a Queer...And I call If Ricky says no as a response he is a bigger queer....
(07:08:50PM) <Ricky> no
(07:09:00PM) <sabotages> ha ha ****** ****
(07:09:00PM) - Doubles Derthex: sabotages [Nope, can't say that.: Keyword: ******]
(07:09:00PM) - you must be silenced - sabotages for 5 minutes.
(07:09:06PM) <Ricky> i win
(07:09:21PM) <1234gamefreak1> lol


Just playing the ''no'' game.

 

[clubbadubba]

(04:25:45PM) <DSharma> Doo in here'
(04:25:54PM) <SuperDoo> ure lagging
(04:25:55PM) <DSharma> SuperDoo jion my game
(04:26:00PM) <DSharma> its not lagging
(04:26:04PM) <DSharma> I just have a slow motion cheat on

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

(04:25:45PM)
(04:26:00PM) <DSharma> its not lagging
(04:26:04PM) <DSharma> I just have a slow motion cheat on

I gotta use this, good excuse

 

[RickySSB]

(03:47:04PM) - *§linky <3 Congratulations Ricky [CL], you answered correctly (No). Your score is now 2

 

[The Star King]

rofl. what was the question

 

[clubbadubba]

nonononononononono?

 

[NovaSmash]

this is old but i want to revive this thread:

(02:10:03PM) <wotg> i think pikachu should be a banned char on dreamland, for tourney matches
(02:21:13PM) <wotg> that's another thing
(02:21:28PM) <wotg> ban certain match-ups
(02:21:53PM) <wotg> like link vs falcon
(02:21:57PM) <wotg> that's not winnable

 

[caneut]

>playing against randumb on server
>his falcon only does uair to upb chains lol
>dash attack spam him with fox
>suicide like crazy with falcon
>tell him to stop tryharding
>he laughs at me and says hes better than me
>isthisguy****ingblind.jpg
>"I was dash attack spamming you with fox and getting you to one stock each time, I was obviously sandbagging."

He continued to login and out over the next hour with different exit messages each time, staying a few seconds sometimes to check if I was still on.

 

[KnitePhox]

a few 'safe for smashboards' quotes

(00:13:29AM) <Kevoth.> lng tim n laying this sosory if im sorustd
(00:13:50AM) <kys> might wanna lay off the drugs there buddy

(01:52:49AM) <TTFU- Wilde> what is notepad
(01:52:57AM) - Banned (4 minutes): TTFU- Wilde
(01:52:57AM) * Parts: TTFU- Wilde (Banished To the ouTerLiMits of SPACE!!)

(00:34:06AM) <Ballhairs> sup
(00:34:09AM) <Fireblaster> whats an lcancel
(00:34:16AM) <Ballhairs> what/
(00:34:23AM) - Banned (4 minutes): Ballhairs
(00:34:23AM) * Parts: Ballhairs (Banished To the ouTerLiMits of SPACE!!)

(04:32:15PM) <MrMarbles> yo dont be selfish i need to charge my [stuff]
(04:32:34PM) <\\----•{O}mnus-îXî•----//> the only thing you need to charge is your credit card, on a brand new internet connection

(03:56:03PM) <YBOMBB> sometimes i just hope game ds's so i can use that tool [JaimeHR's Project64KillerOP.exe]

 

[Mr Bushido]

Nice abuse of power.

 

[clubbadubba]

my falcon only uairs and upb's, what are you trying to say?

 

[NovaSmash]

Zeds is a cool guy, so im not trying to bash him but i found this to be funny:

(03:34:18AM) <TTFU - Zedz> why no bthrow?
(03:34:29AM) <TTFU - Zedz> lol i hope ur understanding what i stand for
(03:34:35AM) <TTFU - Zedz> go on
(03:34:35AM) <\\Nøva//> wat
(03:34:42AM) <TTFU - Zedz> u killed me with the throw
(03:34:53AM) <TTFU - Zedz> ..
(03:34:54AM) <\\Nøva//> yea?
(03:35:05AM) <TTFU - Zedz> throw killl?>?
(03:35:09AM) <TTFU - Zedz> ok
(03:35:10AM) <TTFU - Zedz> w/e
(03:35:12AM) <TTFU - Zedz> go on
(03:35:25AM) <TTFU - Zedz> see
(03:35:26AM) <TTFU - Zedz> its lame
(03:36:56AM) <TTFU - Zedz> also lame
(03:38:49AM) <TTFU - Zedz> lame recover from me
(03:39:11AM) <TTFU - Zedz> u won!
(03:39:16AM) <TTFU - Zedz> woopee!
(03:39:23AM) <TTFU - Zedz> oo
(03:39:26AM) <TTFU - Zedz> i like it
(03:39:41AM) <TTFU - Zedz> ur learning
(03:39:46AM) <TTFU - Zedz> winning isnt everything

 

[rjgbadger]

<z> lel worst pika in teh world
<z> i have no idea how this character is supposed to be played
<hipstur> you play pika by ruining the fun for the other player
<hipstur> you're doing just fine

good times

 

[Fireblaster]

Zeds is a cool guy, so im not trying to bash him but i found this to be funny:

(03:34:18AM) <TTFU - Zedz> why no bthrow?
(03:34:29AM) <TTFU - Zedz> lol i hope ur understanding what i stand for
(03:34:35AM) <TTFU - Zedz> go on
(03:34:35AM) <\\Nøva//> wat
(03:34:42AM) <TTFU - Zedz> u killed me with the throw
(03:34:53AM) <TTFU - Zedz> ..
(03:34:54AM) <\\Nøva//> yea?
(03:35:05AM) <TTFU - Zedz> throw killl?>?
(03:35:09AM) <TTFU - Zedz> ok
(03:35:10AM) <TTFU - Zedz> w/e
(03:35:12AM) <TTFU - Zedz> go on
(03:35:25AM) <TTFU - Zedz> see
(03:35:26AM) <TTFU - Zedz> its lame
(03:36:56AM) <TTFU - Zedz> also lame
(03:38:49AM) <TTFU - Zedz> lame recover from me
(03:39:11AM) <TTFU - Zedz> u won!
(03:39:16AM) <TTFU - Zedz> woopee!
(03:39:23AM) <TTFU - Zedz> oo
(03:39:26AM) <TTFU - Zedz> i like it
(03:39:41AM) <TTFU - Zedz> ur learning
(03:39:46AM) <TTFU - Zedz> winning isnt everything

Ironically, this kind of player isn't very fun to play with

 

[NovaSmash]

<z> lel worst pika in teh world
<z> i have no idea how this character is supposed to be played

lol, this is how i feel about fox

 

[NovaSmash]

me and MATTS! were rotating with this guy, MATTS! played him first and here's what happened

(11:31:39AM) * Dropped: Derf Boy (Player 2)
(11:31:45AM) <MATTS!> LMFAO
(11:31:46AM) <Derf Boy> hacker alert
(11:31:47AM) <\\Nova//> ......
(11:31:50AM) <\\Nova//> LOL
(11:31:50AM) <MATTS!> IM A HACKER
(11:31:52AM) <MATTS!> LOOOOOOOL
(11:31:59AM) <MATTS!> omg
(11:32:03AM) <Derf Boy> HACKER ALERT. Its obvious
(11:32:08AM) <MATTS!> LOLOLOLOL
(11:32:12AM) <\\Nova//> wat hack is he using
(11:32:17AM) <MATTS!> yo how am i a hacker
(11:32:18AM) <MATTS!> LMFAO
(11:32:28AM) <MATTS!> yo this is some ****
(11:32:58AM) <\\Nova//> þ0CLOSE
(11:33:00AM) * Dropped: MATTS! (Player 3)
(11:33:01AM) <Derf Boy> you play like other ppl. exact way. turn off weapons, kirby board, few lives, use the same moves over and over and run around when a person dies
(11:33:11AM) <MATTS!> LOL
(11:33:12AM) <\\Nova//> þ0CLOSE
(11:33:12AM) * Dropped: \\Nova// (Player 1)
(11:33:15AM) <MATTS!> yo
(11:33:30AM) <MATTS!> this is the basic way for 1 vs 1 matches in "pro status"
(11:33:37AM) <Derf Boy> hackers suck
(11:33:38AM) <MATTS!> THIS IS how this game has always been played
(11:33:50AM) <Derf Boy> no thats how a hacker plays
(11:33:51AM) <MATTS!> i hacked you really good
(11:33:52AM) <MATTS!> didn't I
(11:33:57AM) <Derf Boy> u suck
(11:34:03AM) <MATTS!> i hacked 2 stocks in like 10 seconds
(11:34:11AM) <MATTS!> you should hack also
(11:34:14AM) <MATTS!> it's fun
(11:34:16AM) <Derf Boy> u hacked ur own player tard
(11:34:22AM) <\\Nova//> lol
(11:34:22AM) <MATTS!> i know
(11:34:38AM) <Derf Boy> I WIN CUZ IM GOD I NEED NO HACK I AM LIFE
(11:34:47AM) <MATTS!> yo i need to hack
(11:34:53AM) <MATTS!> think abou tit derf boy
(11:34:56AM) <MATTS!> im better than you
(11:35:00AM) <MATTS!> cause i hacked to win
(11:35:01AM) <Derf Boy> U SUCK
(11:35:08AM) <MATTS!> ty.

 

[Herbert Von Karajan]

me and MATTS! were rotating with this guy, MATTS! played him first and here's what happened

(11:31:39AM) * Dropped: Derf Boy (Player 2)
(11:31:45AM) <MATTS!> LMFAO
(11:31:46AM) <Derf Boy> hacker alert
(11:31:47AM) <\\Nova//> ......
(11:31:50AM) <\\Nova//> LOL
(11:31:50AM) <MATTS!> IM A HACKER
(11:31:52AM) <MATTS!> LOOOOOOOL
(11:31:59AM) <MATTS!> omg
(11:32:03AM) <Derf Boy> HACKER ALERT. Its obvious
(11:32:08AM) <MATTS!> LOLOLOLOL
(11:32:12AM) <\\Nova//> wat hack is he using
(11:32:17AM) <MATTS!> yo how am i a hacker
(11:32:18AM) <MATTS!> LMFAO
(11:32:28AM) <MATTS!> yo this is some ****
(11:32:58AM) <\\Nova//> þ0CLOSE
(11:33:00AM) * Dropped: MATTS! (Player 3)
(11:33:01AM) <Derf Boy> you play like other ppl. exact way. turn off weapons, kirby board, few lives, use the same moves over and over and run around when a person dies
(11:33:11AM) <MATTS!> LOL
(11:33:12AM) <\\Nova//> þ0CLOSE
(11:33:12AM) * Dropped: \\Nova// (Player 1)
(11:33:15AM) <MATTS!> yo
(11:33:30AM) <MATTS!> this is the basic way for 1 vs 1 matches in "pro status"
(11:33:37AM) <Derf Boy> hackers suck
(11:33:38AM) <MATTS!> THIS IS how this game has always been played
(11:33:50AM) <Derf Boy> no thats how a hacker plays
(11:33:51AM) <MATTS!> i hacked you really good
(11:33:52AM) <MATTS!> didn't I
(11:33:57AM) <Derf Boy> u suck
(11:34:03AM) <MATTS!> i hacked 2 stocks in like 10 seconds
(11:34:11AM) <MATTS!> you should hack also
(11:34:14AM) <MATTS!> it's fun
(11:34:16AM) <Derf Boy> u hacked ur own player tard
(11:34:22AM) <\\Nova//> lol
(11:34:22AM) <MATTS!> i know
(11:34:38AM) <Derf Boy> I WIN CUZ IM GOD I NEED NO HACK I AM LIFE
(11:34:47AM) <MATTS!> yo i need to hack
(11:34:53AM) <MATTS!> think abou tit derf boy
(11:34:56AM) <MATTS!> im better than you
(11:35:00AM) <MATTS!> cause i hacked to win
(11:35:01AM) <Derf Boy> U SUCK
(11:35:08AM) <MATTS!> ty.

Studstill is using alts again?

 

[UNKN{OWN}iXi]

[2:46:00 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: damn.. putting zed on blast like that when that's only gonna make people think ill of him
[2:46:15 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: i would think someone who's been through that kind of stuff wouldnt do it to others
[2:46:19 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: you know, troll.. etc
[2:46:23 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: poke fun
[2:46:34 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: guess you're okay with being poked fun at as well
[2:46:41 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: cuz thats all people really do
[2:46:44 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: is poke fun
[2:47:40 PM] y_bomb: ya gav doesnt make sense, cries about being trolled, but trolls other ppl
[2:47:47 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: "zed is a cool guy but ima make him look like a ****ty person"
-cue people saying how that makes for a ****ty player-
in reality, zed is really fun to play with and gav did nothing here except bring about negativity.. the same kind of **** he complains about lmfao

 

[Sangoku]

I would like everyone to read the OP if you haven't already. And if you had in the past, please take a minute to re-read it.

I want to particularly emphasize on the following part:

HOWEVER, unlike the previous thread, the mods will be monitoring this thread closely, and the SWF rules must be observed. Infractions will be handed out liberally if you break them. In particular, but not limited to:

• Censor dodging - if the chat contains vulgarity (regardless of who said it), YOU are responsible for censoring it
• Trolling/flaming - If your chat log MIGHT cause trouble on the forums (e.g. a person doesn't like that you posted it, or in the chat log you or someone else is harassing someone), then DON'T POST IT. In addition, if someone does post chat log you don't like, then DON'T CONTINUE MAKING TROUBLE.

I will keep it locked for a while too because it doesn't seem to fulfill its primary goal. When I open it again infractions will be issued. The rules of this thread (which are in fact the rules of the forum) had been made really clear.

 

[Zeds]

mmm, the only comment i will make is that i have no recollection of our "convo" or ever playing you. (i wish i did haha)
*goes on to make more comments*
if you've played me enough, you'll know i'm just a drunk with bthrow johns. and if i made someone laugh in the process, all the better! i apologize if i'm not "fun" to play with. i guess i'll have to work on that.
anyways this thread is about funny kaillera moments! if they're funny, by all means keep 'em comin!

 

[Combo Blaze]

were you that drunk that you dont even remember playing? damn

 

[cw2225]

geez zeds it was less than 24 hours ago

 

[Zeds]

clearly you haven't played me enough then lol…but let's hear some more funny moments! totally didn't know this thread even existed/

 

[NovaSmash]

[2:46:00 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: damn.. putting zed on blast like that when that's only gonna make people think ill of him
[2:46:15 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: i would think someone who's been through that kind of stuff wouldnt do it to others
[2:46:19 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: you know, troll.. etc
[2:46:23 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: poke fun
[2:46:34 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: guess you're okay with being poked fun at as well
[2:46:41 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: cuz thats all people really do
[2:46:44 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: is poke fun
[2:47:40 PM] y_bomb: ya gav doesnt make sense, cries about being trolled, but trolls other ppl
[2:47:47 PM] FUNKNØWN îXî: "zed is a cool guy but ima make him look like a ****ty person"
-cue people saying how that makes for a ****ty player-
in reality, zed is really fun to play with and gav did nothing here except bring about negativity.. the same kind of **** he complains about lmfao

I even specified that i wasnt trying to make him look like a ****ty person but i guess ur too stupid to actually read my post. You call me a hypocrite yet you keep a word document full of my out of context quotes to try to make me look bad. I cant even begin to talk about how ******** ur logic is. People like unk or anyone else with an IQ of 20 should not be allowed to post in this thread as they will ruin it.

 

[Herbert Von Karajan]

I even specified that i wasnt trying to make him look like a ****ty person but i guess ur too stupid to actually read my post. You call me a hypocrite yet you keep a word document full of my out of context quotes to try to make me look bad. I cant even begin to talk about how ******** ur logic is. People like unk or anyone else with an IQ of 20 should not be allowed to post in this thread as they will ruin it.

why are you talking so abrasively?

 

[NovaSmash]

why are you taking so abrasively?

Because he's accusing me of doing things that were not my intent.

 

[Cobrevolution]

GAV LOGIC STRIKES AGAIN

 

[NovaSmash]

GAV LOGIC STRIKES AGAIN

can you please go away and get a life

 

[Sangoku]

Good job guys, I temp locked it and specifically told you to stop this discussion. First thing I see after re-opening it is this.

Now it's permanently locked and I won't allow other similar threads.