Social The Ganonic Grimoire - Kongregation of Kings

[Theosmeo]

Nice, the cynthia theme gets all spooky when you do it too

 

[Vermanubis]

One of my friends was good (in the evil sense) enough to donate his capture card to me. That means that once I get my hands on a console, a stream will soon follow...

It'll be like that episode of Rocko's Modern Life where Heffer is damned to an eternity of watching Rocko's suffering livestreamed.

 

[jmanup85]

One of my friends was good (in the evil sense) enough to donate his capture card to me. That means that once I get my hands on a console, a stream will soon follow...

It'll be like that episode of Rocko's Modern Life where Heffer is damned to an eternity of watching Rocko's suffering livestreamed.

This console, when will it be purchased/acquired/stolen/donated/taken from a little kid?

 

[Vermanubis]

This console, when will it be purchased/acquired/stolen/donated/taken from a little kid?

Depending on your perspective, all of these. It if force can be considered currency, then it will most definitely be purchased.

Well... maybe I'll just buy one like a normal Ganon.

 

[jmanup85]

Depending on your perspective, all of these. It if force can be considered currency, then it will most definitely be purchased.

Well... maybe I'll just buy one like a normal Ganon.

It'll be nice to beat you in HD

 

[Vermanubis]

It'll be nice to beat you in HD

Joke's on you, I'm gonna be playing on a CRT

 

[Koskinator]

Hands off joel, I get first crack at that wily old ****

 

[_Magus_]

I'll just take a number and get in line

 

[Blobface]

Wow, it's like the line for the world's best (and most painful) amusement park ride. Come one, come all, hop onto Verm's Villanous Versus Vortex! You must be this evil to ride.

Too bad for you guys, my dad is one of the top executives of Walt Doomsney World.

 

[Theosmeo]

Yo that'd be hella cool if you did viewer battles with members of the ganon boards.

 

[Koskinator]

Ahhh Verm you greaser this I did not expect:

You swine! You dare show disrespect to me amidst our peers?! For this you will pay Koskinator. When my Wii U arrives we will have a best of 7 set which will be livestreamed for all the Ganons to witness; witness the destruction of you! In fact I know you stand no chance so I will be wagering my mod powers, you may claim them as your own if you can defeat me! Thats a big if though pilgrim.

Prepare yourselves ganon boards for I shall soon rule you all with an iron fist

 

[jmanup85]

That's quite an epic edit of what he actually said

 

[Koskinator]

he did say it he pmd me

 

[Theosmeo]

That is the evil throne usurping villainy that only a true Ganon could do. NICE KOSK!

 

[_Magus_]

Gonna need Verm's confirmation on this. In the meantime I'll be here trying to stop my laughter. The thought of Verm actually saying this is killing me

 

[Koskinator]

my favourite part is when he called me a pilgrim

 

[_Magus_]

Btw, new avatar. I've been on a Tolkien binge lately and thought this would be a cool one to try out.

Now if only I could figure out how to crop it on SB mobile...

 

[Vermanubis]

I said it alright, but it was in modern modern standard Hylian, which might post-date old Kosk a bit, so lemme clean up the translation. I mean, you could get into philology and all that and play semantics with the word-for-word translations, but the basic idea was more along the lines of:

"Kosk, it's late, go to bed"; if we want to be <really> pedantic about the stems of certain nouns, we could translate the final word as "pilgrim" in a sense, but it's closer to "pedestrian."

"Kosk, it's late, go to bed you pedestrian."

 

[_Magus_]

I said it alright, but it was in modern modern standard Hylian, which might post-date old Kosk a bit, so lemme clean up the translation. I mean, you could get into philology and all that and play semantics with the word-for-word translations, but the basic idea was more along the lines of:

"Kosk, it's late, go to bed"; if we want to be <really> pedantic about the stems of certain nouns, we could translate the final word as "pilgrim" in a sense, but it's closer to "pedestrian."

"Kosk, it's late, go to bed you pedestrian."

He's more familiar with proto-Hylian, spoken when Demise was but a wee babe.

 

[adom4]

I said it alright, but it was in modern modern standard Hylian, which might post-date old Kosk a bit, so lemme clean up the translation. I mean, you could get into philology and all that and play semantics with the word-for-word translations, but the basic idea was more along the lines of:

"Kosk, it's late, go to bed"; if we want to be <really> pedantic about the stems of certain nouns, we could translate the final word as "pilgrim" in a sense, but it's closer to "pedestrian."

"Kosk, it's late, go to bed you pedestrian."

And now translated to Kosk language:
"Fight me ya ****".

 

[_Magus_]

And now translated to Kosk language:
"Fight me ya ****".

"I'll let you put in your teeth so I can knock them right back out."

Also, is this a real thing? Is Verm actually putting his mod powers on the line?

 

[Koskinator]

He is. And you whippersnappers better be shakin in ur crocs
Im gonna whip these boards into shape
Not gonna be easy street with old verm anymore
Im not messin around
You ****s

 

[Vermanubis]

He is. And you whippersnappers better be shakin in ur crocs
Im gonna whip these boards into shape
Not gonna be easy street with old verm anymore
Im not messin around
You ****s

Kosk, it's late, go to bed, you pedestrian.

 

[Gold_TSG]

I don't think I have an issue with Rick moderating the forums.

 

[Opana]

I remember Kosk rap battled swoops

I don't even like rap but I want to see what verm would come up with lol

 

[Koskinator]

Yo i know this little germ named vermanubis
Ima make him squirm call him wormanubis
That suckers got slightly sub satisfactory smash skills like where'd ya learn to do this?

And hes a little brat who thinks that steve erkels rad
Ima leave him mad crushed bruised broken hurtin sad
Im in glorious hd verm
You keep fumblin with that circle pad

 

[SaltyKracka]

Mmm, y'all better save some time for me.

I ain't never getting my fill of Ganon dittos.

 

[Naroghin]

Btw, new avatar. I've been on a Tolkien binge lately and thought this would be a cool one to try out.

Now if only I could figure out how to crop it on SB mobile...

A Tolkien binge? I'll give you ten internets if you can correctly translate my name.

 

[_Magus_]

A Tolkien binge? I'll give you ten internets if you can correctly translate my name.

In Noldorin your name would roughly translate to "from the violence of the rushing river"

Narog - adj. "violence (of a river, torrential)"

Hin - prep. for "from"

Could also be literally "From the Narog river"


The Silmarillion is so good. Oromë is the man.

 

[Koskinator]

Holy **** did it just get nerdy in here or what

 

[_Magus_]

Holy **** did it just get nerdy in here or what

Why thank you Kosk. I've never known you to be one for compliments before.

 

[SmashRacer]

Wow, I just found Ganon's FSmash has more reach than Ike's.
His FSmash has more reach than I thought

 

[Naroghin]

In Noldorin your name would roughly translate to "from the violence of the rushing river"

Narog - adj. "violence (of a river, torrential)"

Hin - prep. for "from"

Could also be literally "From the Narog river"


The Silmarillion is so good. Oromë is the man.

Or in Sindarin (simplified for brevity): "Fire Demon's Child." Naur - Flame, Raug - Demon, Hin - Child.

I'll still give you ten internets, though, because the translation you found more closely uses this actual spelling, and the Narog River's name is stated to mean "violent" and "rushing" in the etymologies. I'm not sure about the "hin" but I'll take your word for it. I haven't even opened the Silmarillion in over a year. We moved and I have it in a box somewhere.

So rather than clog this page with ten actual internets, enjoy this picture of a baby smoking a pipe.

 

[Blobface]

Wow, I just found Ganon's FSmash has more reach than Ike's.
His FSmash has more reach than I thought

6 active frames too. I'm pretty sure there's at least one active frame where his elbow isn't even moving ahue.

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

Amusingly, while I was doing some more customization tests, I noticed that when Ganondorf is giant-sized, his Reverse Warlock Punch can pretty much 1-hit KO every normal-sized fighter, no matter how strong their defense boost is. Of course, my Ganondorf custom had +85 attack, so I never did test if this applies to default Ganondorf as well.

 

[Theosmeo]

I remember one time I had a serious battle against my friend. We were on Pacland because lol and I had pushed they hydrant to make myself big. Despite him being at 60% stomp > Usmash was inescapable and I ended his life then and there

 

[_Magus_]

This is amazing. Brawl's theme always gives me chills.

 

[Ray_Kalm]

Going to a tournament today and tomorrow. Planning on winning both.

Twitch.tv/blacktwins13

 

[Koskinator]

Hey guys im buying 2 lottery tickets
Planning on winning on both

 

[Ray_Kalm]

Www.twitch.tv/egeofficial