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The Ganliest of the Ganons

Bahamut777

Smash Ace
Joined
Sep 1, 2009
Messages
684
Location
Brazil
I'm so manly I can grow my Chest Hair to the size of a real replicate of my myself, which can also do that.
 

Z1GMA

Smash Hero
Joined
Sep 10, 2008
Messages
5,523
Location
Sweden
I'm so manly that if you write my name on a piece of paper, the paper starts to grow Chest Hair.
 

Xubble

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 14, 2011
Messages
991
Location
Southern IL
I'm so manly that my Chest Hair can make smoothies out of the blood of my victims. That I kill with my Chest Hair.
 

Heartstring

Smash Legend
Joined
Jun 12, 2009
Messages
11,129
Location
England
I'm so manly every folicle of hair on my chest has its very own electronically charged boots and a triforce of power. not to metnion its own chest hair
 

Bahamut777

Smash Ace
Joined
Sep 1, 2009
Messages
684
Location
Brazil
I'm so manly that if I tried to cut my Chest Hair, the scissor would become afraid of it and would cut itself.
 

DLA

"Their anguish was my nourishment."
Joined
Jun 28, 2008
Messages
3,533
Location
Chicago, IL
NNID
DLAhhh
I'm so manly that I grew and fashioned my chest hair into the most comfortable pillow known to mankind...and then I slept on the cement instead.

:phone:
 

Bahamut777

Smash Ace
Joined
Sep 1, 2009
Messages
684
Location
Brazil
I'm so manly that if I dropped my pants for more than 3 seconds, the world would get pregnant with my man children.
 

Exalted

Smash Lord
Joined
Jun 28, 2010
Messages
1,487
Location
Luleå, Sweden
I'm so manly that the Sun is actually one of my many sperms, trying to pull planets into their orbit and thus create millions of Ganonplanets.
 

Heartstring

Smash Legend
Joined
Jun 12, 2009
Messages
11,129
Location
England
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER


there, im manly enough to break this chain, now get back to posting pictures of yourselves
in other news: me as the dudders
 

Z1GMA

Smash Hero
Joined
Sep 10, 2008
Messages
5,523
Location
Sweden
I'm so manly my testicles were mistaken for a pair of wreckingballs when I visited a Construction Site.

Then a real wreckingball accidentally swung towards me, hit me in the jewels, and then it broke into 666 pieces.


I'm not this manly, though:
[/spoiler]
 

Vermanubis

King of Evil
BRoomer
Joined
Jun 12, 2008
Messages
3,399
Location
La Grande, Oregon
NNID
Vermanubis
3DS FC
1564-2185-4386
I ****ING DIED, Z1G. That was the best thing I've ever seen. That's going on Facebook.

Also, don't forget to wrap borderline things like that in collapse tags, otherwise someone could complain.
 

Bahamut777

Smash Ace
Joined
Sep 1, 2009
Messages
684
Location
Brazil
Today I've stomped that goddamned neightbor kid's foot that I almost shattered his foot in pieces. I pretended it was an accident.

It was on purpose.
 

Z1GMA

Smash Hero
Joined
Sep 10, 2008
Messages
5,523
Location
Sweden
I ****ING DIED, Z1G. That was the best thing I've ever seen. That's going on Facebook.

Also, don't forget to wrap borderline things like that in collapse tags, otherwise someone could complain.
Ya, I'll keep that in mind :p

Today I've stomped that goddamned neightbor kid's foot that I almost shattered his foot in pieces. I pretended it was an accident.

It was on purpose.
That's just toooooooo random, Baha O.o
 

Heartstring

Smash Legend
Joined
Jun 12, 2009
Messages
11,129
Location
England
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76MNVXkzHSg

Also, I'm so manly I don't have to prove my manliness to anyone. It's axiomatic.
so many times people quoted this at me at the convention, they received a look of '***** do you want me to trolling thunder you?'

For some reason I think that is information I could live without.
i agree

theres alot of things posted here that i could live without...
yeah, like oxygen, sunlight, and other things humans require to live
 

Heartstring

Smash Legend
Joined
Jun 12, 2009
Messages
11,129
Location
England
I'm so manly that I'm in touch with my feminine side.

You have all lost.
i watch ponies, in touch with my feminine side more than yo can imagine, and i still maintain the air of ganonizardry

also, possibly going to cosplay ganon next, thoughts?
 

Xubble

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 14, 2011
Messages
991
Location
Southern IL
I think you gotta be Gerudo to pull off cosplaying Ganon. And have legs that surge with darkness and might.
 
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