Vintage Creep
Smash Master
Yeah, it is. Been playing since yesterday, and "not impressed" is the only thing I can think about.
Sure the new characters are cool, mostly. But what else?
1) Stage selection is terrible. Just terrible, they all get boring in a second and they're mostly rehash.
2) The controls just aren't fit for the game. It's like I've never played Smash Brothers in my life with this piece of **** of a 3DS. Sluggish, slow, unresponsive, generally bad.
3) The content. Smash Run is fun the first three times. What else? Absolutely nothing. Sakurai rehashes the same old bull**** achievements (100-man melee with everyone AGAIN? ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?) and the game is just a more of the same. Target Blast and Trophy Rush are pathetic attempts to show something new, but really, they're just a new minigame you have to do over and over again to unlock that tiny useless trophy.
4) Online is a joke. Wasn't expecting much from this honestly.
As of right now, I didn't have a single minute of pure fun. It was all "Oh I gotta do this to get that" and nothing more.The challenges are the most boring thing Sakurai took out of his ass ever. Hey do you know that 10-seconds melee minigame you did? It was fun right? Do it 51 more times if you want a trophy of my ****.
Let's not even talk about the fact that the 3DS version did indeed kept the WiiU back. Because in the end, it ****ing did.
I just hope all the custom moves I'm unlocking and the Mii custom parts will be transferible on the WiiU. I swear to God if I have to do that ****ty classic mode one more time I'm going to sell the game back. Make me transfer the damn trophies and let me have some decent fun please.
Sure the new characters are cool, mostly. But what else?
1) Stage selection is terrible. Just terrible, they all get boring in a second and they're mostly rehash.
2) The controls just aren't fit for the game. It's like I've never played Smash Brothers in my life with this piece of **** of a 3DS. Sluggish, slow, unresponsive, generally bad.
3) The content. Smash Run is fun the first three times. What else? Absolutely nothing. Sakurai rehashes the same old bull**** achievements (100-man melee with everyone AGAIN? ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?) and the game is just a more of the same. Target Blast and Trophy Rush are pathetic attempts to show something new, but really, they're just a new minigame you have to do over and over again to unlock that tiny useless trophy.
4) Online is a joke. Wasn't expecting much from this honestly.
As of right now, I didn't have a single minute of pure fun. It was all "Oh I gotta do this to get that" and nothing more.The challenges are the most boring thing Sakurai took out of his ass ever. Hey do you know that 10-seconds melee minigame you did? It was fun right? Do it 51 more times if you want a trophy of my ****.
Let's not even talk about the fact that the 3DS version did indeed kept the WiiU back. Because in the end, it ****ing did.
I just hope all the custom moves I'm unlocking and the Mii custom parts will be transferible on the WiiU. I swear to God if I have to do that ****ty classic mode one more time I'm going to sell the game back. Make me transfer the damn trophies and let me have some decent fun please.