Taunt Parties

[Sephy95]

At least it makes this place a little fun sometimes. "Never coming back here again...." Of course your not.....

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Well she's a new guy. We all make these sort of mistakes when we're new.

NO ****

I don't understand this. Is this some saying i should look up on google?


To me it does, More people the better. Noob rage can easily be changed into bloodlust and hatred for TPs

To me they are. Maybe i'm just getting lucky. I was looking forward to ruin some.


Meh, so no more SHOW YA MOVEZ spam then

I don't get why you think I'm such a pansy. I like to go Jigsaw on Tpers 24/7.

For them, the challenges last an extra minute, though, thanks to BB.

I wish I could rip their rib cage out, too.

Movies only make us lust for a better SSB.

 

[DaBeast]

I didn't say you were a pansy Vegeta. And you said you like to make friends so u can 1v1 with them...
There will be one obv but it may be more competitive because the wii u statement.

Anyway long time, no see.

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Look at the wii u controller. Look at it.

Competitive games are now in eternal slumber.

 

[PersonallyIPreferDair]

Look at the wii u controller. Look at it.

Competitive games are now in eternal slumber.

Hurr
I'll take your pessimism and raise you a peripheral!

 

[FoxBlaze71]

I have one, and suck with it. I'm not good at adjusting.

Still, Sakurai will figure out some way to screw the project. I have faith in his lack of sympathy to competitive gamers.

 

[Sephy95]

Sakurai is a ****, plain and simple. Hes also somewhat of a troll. Putting tripping in the damn game....

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Not really. You're forgetting that he also created Melee.

 

[Sephy95]

Melee was a one hit wonder. He'll never recreate the magic it had...

 

[FoxBlaze71]

It didn't have magic. The physics and **** were all broken.

People seem to judge competitiveness on how much the a game centers around tech skill.

 

[Sephy95]

Are you kidding? The physics in melee are far better that brawl's floatiness and I'm pretty sure its more broken than melee is.

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Floatiness doesn't define a game, and it's really just nitpicking on the part of Melee loyalists.

I mean, Melee has no appeal. Noobs don't understand any of it.

Melee may be deeper, but it's not really an enjoyable game.

 

[DaBeast]

this thread is about TPs...
Carry on

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Melee is an outlet for geeks who want to be venerated as a genius.

I.E., M2K.

End of story.

Anyone notice that TPers tend to sit back and fight these days, and usually join the teamer?

They get ***** for that against me....

 

[Sephy95]

Pretty sure no one knew of M2K's existence during the glory years of melee.

 

[Darktoon]

What about Mango is he a geek?

Probably not.

 

[PersonallyIPreferDair]

M2K is actually addicted to Brawl apparently. Heard he's quiting after Apex though.

And melee is just another fun game in the smash series. It keeps you on your toes with how fast-paced it is.

 

[DaBeast]

this thread is about TPs...
Carry on

This

But seriously, lets not get too off-topic.

 

[FoxBlaze71]

M2K is actually addicted to Brawl apparently. Heard he's quiting after Apex though.

And melee is just another fun game in the smash series. It keeps you on your toes with how fast-paced it is.

It will be sad to see the retirement of history's gayest MK.

Brawl can be fast sometimes.

Actually, only on Special Brawl.

 

[Sephy95]

Went undercover in a TP earlier......you can guess what happened...

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Noobs tried to rage?

And you countered it by shoving cigarettes up their ***** and knives through their eye sockets?

Remember, extreme violence is always necessary. Especially against little ten year old mother****ers that think they're the ****.

 

[Sephy95]

Noobs tried to rage?

And you countered it by shoving cigarettes up their ***** and knives through their eye sockets?

Remember, extreme violence is always necessary. Especially against little ten year old mother****ers that think they're the ****.

All of the above and more. These guys just flat out sucked balls. They were definitely 10 yrs old or less. I felt sorry for them all and for myself for evening reconsidering to lighten up on them. They need a good spanking to get it through their heads that coming online is an entrance to death. *coughZeldacough*

 

[FoxBlaze71]

It's even more funny to pull an M2K and just spam Dair and Nado. They can't do **** about it, LOL.

 

[Sephy95]

Thats cuz their clueless little ****s who nothing about the metagame of the characters. Now that I think about it, without TPs, BB wouldn't be as fun anymore....

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Well, it's going to be utter gayness, whether its an FFA or TP.

 

[Sephy95]

Yeah but at least its makes things a little fun. Then again, lag-fi ****s it all up.

 

[TheZizz]

by the way they gang up on people and think its justified there is no doubt they are the kind of boring but sociopathic people IRL

Precisely. Can you imagine this behavior at a LAN party? Of course not, it has no place in a social setting being antisocial at its core, it is subhuman behavior.

 

[MechaWave]

Precisely. Can you imagine this behavior at a LAN party? Of course not, it has no place in a social setting being antisocial at its core, it is subhuman behavior.

You make me laugh in a good way. Keep posting. :3

 

[Sephy95]

You can only imagine what goes through a person's mind when they're in a TP getting their *** kicked. Especially when they're trying so hard. Raaaaaaaaaaaage....

 

[ChickenWing13]

The best way to defeat a TP with pride is attacking each one of them then running away while defending yourself (add taunts in the mix just to bust their bacterial bubble). Repeat the process till match ends. At sudden death "wreck their sh*t."

 

[Sephy95]

That really gets to them. I like it. lol

 

[FoxBlaze71]

I can see where Falco would profit a lot from this.

 

[Sephy95]

Dem lasers. lol That really pisses some players off. I get fights for it sometimes. xD

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Especially *****y little Zeldas.

 

[Sephy95]

I was dealing with one earlier who aligned herself with a Samus. The Samus left and I butt-***** her with Snake...

 

[FoxBlaze71]

That reminds me, I almost never see good Samuses on wifi.

It's always fun to be near a smash spamming Zelda and nade her when she inputs an fsmash, xD.

 

[Sephy95]

I love it when they try to use farores wind and appear on you when I see it coming. Easy to punish....

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Dodge roll+fsmash=send you to hell.

 

[Sephy95]

Snake's fsmash is just as good. BOOOOM!

 

[FoxBlaze71]

Or, drop a nade and roll. Really makes 'em rage, especially when it kills them.