So i was sitting in front of my computer thinking of how badly romeo gets ***** by me when something even more painful popped up on my screen. Down below is the uncut, uncensored, horrific conversation between me( a bored lab consultant at the time), and an evilnemesis fan codenamed DANS-PMS.
this is the stuff of legends.
[19:13] DansBPM600: hey
[19:14] myokscreename: HEY MAN!~ LOL
[19:14] DansBPM600: did that one truegamer guy go to ur last biweekly?
[19:14] myokscreename: UMMM I DONT KNOW GOSH
[19:14] DansBPM600: o.o
[19:14] DansBPM600: hes the one.....
[19:14] DansBPM600: that talks like.....
[19:14] DansBPM600: this....
[19:14] DansBPM600: or posts like this.....
[19:15] myokscreename: and that helps me how?
[19:15] DansBPM600: iono lol i thought u guys said he left bcuz his controller was broken or something? or thats what he thought
[19:15] myokscreename: so why are u inquiring about this after so long?
[19:16] DansBPM600: just to let you know how poor he still is >.>
[19:16] myokscreename: could i CARE less? no
[19:16] DansBPM600: even i beat him lol so yeah....
[19:16] myokscreename: oh so u just messaged me to brag about your win over truegamer
[19:16] myokscreename: way to go
[19:17] DansBPM600: nah i thought u were gonna say something like.,..how crappy u think i am and then degrade him even further >.>
[19:18] DansBPM600: oh yeah could i ask sumfin
[19:18] myokscreename: u just did
[19:18] DansBPM600: another question besides that one >.>
[19:19] DansBPM600: but you beat zelgadis awhile ago i think right?
[19:19] myokscreename: sure sure
[19:19] DansBPM600: just needed conformation >.>
[19:19] DansBPM600: gets tiring hearing friends think "zomg zelgadis is effin m-azing"
[19:19] myokscreename: why?
[19:20] myokscreename: hes good, lets leave it at that
[19:20] DansBPM600: and very original >.>
[19:20] myokscreename: ok
[19:20] DansBPM600: u havent even touched it in ages have u? or do u go thursday
[19:21] myokscreename: touched what? luigi's *****?
[19:21] DansBPM600: a gamecube controllerrrr
[19:21] DansBPM600: for smash
[19:21] myokscreename: i just went to the ucla tourny last sat
[19:22] DansBPM600: ohh, i need to start driving already >.> so i can go to more
[19:22] DansBPM600: im starting to get to at least decentish lol but i still have to prove it anyways
[19:22] myokscreename: WOW THATS AMAZING
[19:22] DansBPM600: dsf and his gf were annoying in teams _-_
[19:23] myokscreename: OH THATS ROUGH
[19:23] DansBPM600: i went to that tier doubles xtravaganza thingy
[19:23] myokscreename: nothing like fighting ken and arash last weekend
[19:23] DansBPM600: oh
[19:23] DansBPM600: jee
[19:24] DansBPM600: we almost beat them in one match but eh
[19:24] myokscreename: wow u must be getting UP there
[19:24] DansBPM600: my fox sucks now, but my falco is getting at least betterish
[19:25] myokscreename: betterish is not a word
[19:25] DansBPM600: better >.>
[19:25] DansBPM600: oh yeah for fox about dash dancing
[19:25] DansBPM600: how many frames is it before he slides to turn around?
[19:25] myokscreename: 9.33333333333 repeating decimal
[19:25] DansBPM600: -.-
[19:26] myokscreename: and a wavedash is the square root of that
[19:26] DansBPM600: well would dashdancing be more useful with him for better mindgames?
[19:26] DansBPM600: or do u even use it
[19:26] myokscreename: nope, i dont run
[19:26] myokscreename: i walk
[19:26] myokscreename: or wait
[19:27] myokscreename: so would u like to try and join deepsocal
[19:27] myokscreename: we need a good falco
[19:27] DansBPM600: >.>
[19:27] DansBPM600: i thought u said luigi's in deepsocal lol
[19:27] myokscreename: like i said, we need a GOOD falco
[19:27] DansBPM600: _-_
[19:27] myokscreename: if i 3 stock luigi, then thats not what i call "good"
[19:28] DansBPM600: well i cant really get any better unless i go out more to more tournies and such or at the least play different people rather than my friends
[19:28] DansBPM600: whom all suck except for 1...
[19:29] myokscreename: u can get better without playing
[19:29] myokscreename: i do it all the time
[19:29] myokscreename: its called thinking
[19:29] DansBPM600: but i just build metagame by playin him
[19:29] myokscreename: wtf is metagame
[19:29] myokscreename: that **** is overused
[19:29] DansBPM600: its where u know the other player to well >.>
[19:29] DansBPM600: like
[19:30] DansBPM600: if a sucky *** player who couldnt beat someone like truegame but beat someone like dsf, then thats metagame >.> bcuz hes pplayed with him so much he knows what hes going to do
[19:30] myokscreename: it doesnt work that way
[19:30] myokscreename: if someone can beat dsf, that player is not crappy
[19:31] myokscreename: worst. example. ever
[19:31] DansBPM600: well i cant make a good analogy!
[19:31] DansBPM600: lol
[19:31] DansBPM600: fine between u and luigi
[19:31] DansBPM600: or....
[19:31] DansBPM600: not so sure
[19:31] DansBPM600: cant make a good analogy haha
[19:31] myokscreename: you should stop while you're ahead
[19:31] myokscreename: oh wait..
[19:36] DansBPM600: wait for what?
[19:38] DansBPM600: hmm
[19:39] myokscreename: ...you're not ahead...
[19:36] DansBPM600: wait for what?
[19:36] DansBPM600: brb
[19:38] DansBPM600: hmm
[19:39] myokscreename: you're not ahead
[19:40] DansBPM600: i knew u were gonna say it
[19:40] myokscreename: so why did u ask "wait for what"?
[19:40] DansBPM600: you said oh wat...
[19:40] DansBPM600: wait*
[19:41] myokscreename: as in..."oh wait, you're not ahead"
[19:41] DansBPM600: yeah i know....>.>
[19:41] myokscreename: no you do not
[19:41] DansBPM600: o.o
****
this is the stuff of legends.
[19:13] DansBPM600: hey
[19:14] myokscreename: HEY MAN!~ LOL
[19:14] DansBPM600: did that one truegamer guy go to ur last biweekly?
[19:14] myokscreename: UMMM I DONT KNOW GOSH
[19:14] DansBPM600: o.o
[19:14] DansBPM600: hes the one.....
[19:14] DansBPM600: that talks like.....
[19:14] DansBPM600: this....
[19:14] DansBPM600: or posts like this.....
[19:15] myokscreename: and that helps me how?
[19:15] DansBPM600: iono lol i thought u guys said he left bcuz his controller was broken or something? or thats what he thought
[19:15] myokscreename: so why are u inquiring about this after so long?
[19:16] DansBPM600: just to let you know how poor he still is >.>
[19:16] myokscreename: could i CARE less? no
[19:16] DansBPM600: even i beat him lol so yeah....
[19:16] myokscreename: oh so u just messaged me to brag about your win over truegamer
[19:16] myokscreename: way to go
[19:17] DansBPM600: nah i thought u were gonna say something like.,..how crappy u think i am and then degrade him even further >.>
[19:18] DansBPM600: oh yeah could i ask sumfin
[19:18] myokscreename: u just did
[19:18] DansBPM600: another question besides that one >.>
[19:19] DansBPM600: but you beat zelgadis awhile ago i think right?
[19:19] myokscreename: sure sure
[19:19] DansBPM600: just needed conformation >.>
[19:19] DansBPM600: gets tiring hearing friends think "zomg zelgadis is effin m-azing"
[19:19] myokscreename: why?
[19:20] myokscreename: hes good, lets leave it at that
[19:20] DansBPM600: and very original >.>
[19:20] myokscreename: ok
[19:20] DansBPM600: u havent even touched it in ages have u? or do u go thursday
[19:21] myokscreename: touched what? luigi's *****?
[19:21] DansBPM600: a gamecube controllerrrr
[19:21] DansBPM600: for smash
[19:21] myokscreename: i just went to the ucla tourny last sat
[19:22] DansBPM600: ohh, i need to start driving already >.> so i can go to more
[19:22] DansBPM600: im starting to get to at least decentish lol but i still have to prove it anyways
[19:22] myokscreename: WOW THATS AMAZING
[19:22] DansBPM600: dsf and his gf were annoying in teams _-_
[19:23] myokscreename: OH THATS ROUGH
[19:23] DansBPM600: i went to that tier doubles xtravaganza thingy
[19:23] myokscreename: nothing like fighting ken and arash last weekend
[19:23] DansBPM600: oh
[19:23] DansBPM600: jee
[19:24] DansBPM600: we almost beat them in one match but eh
[19:24] myokscreename: wow u must be getting UP there
[19:24] DansBPM600: my fox sucks now, but my falco is getting at least betterish
[19:25] myokscreename: betterish is not a word
[19:25] DansBPM600: better >.>
[19:25] DansBPM600: oh yeah for fox about dash dancing
[19:25] DansBPM600: how many frames is it before he slides to turn around?
[19:25] myokscreename: 9.33333333333 repeating decimal
[19:25] DansBPM600: -.-
[19:26] myokscreename: and a wavedash is the square root of that
[19:26] DansBPM600: well would dashdancing be more useful with him for better mindgames?
[19:26] DansBPM600: or do u even use it
[19:26] myokscreename: nope, i dont run
[19:26] myokscreename: i walk
[19:26] myokscreename: or wait
[19:27] myokscreename: so would u like to try and join deepsocal
[19:27] myokscreename: we need a good falco
[19:27] DansBPM600: >.>
[19:27] DansBPM600: i thought u said luigi's in deepsocal lol
[19:27] myokscreename: like i said, we need a GOOD falco
[19:27] DansBPM600: _-_
[19:27] myokscreename: if i 3 stock luigi, then thats not what i call "good"
[19:28] DansBPM600: well i cant really get any better unless i go out more to more tournies and such or at the least play different people rather than my friends
[19:28] DansBPM600: whom all suck except for 1...
[19:29] myokscreename: u can get better without playing
[19:29] myokscreename: i do it all the time
[19:29] myokscreename: its called thinking
[19:29] DansBPM600: but i just build metagame by playin him
[19:29] myokscreename: wtf is metagame
[19:29] myokscreename: that **** is overused
[19:29] DansBPM600: its where u know the other player to well >.>
[19:29] DansBPM600: like
[19:30] DansBPM600: if a sucky *** player who couldnt beat someone like truegame but beat someone like dsf, then thats metagame >.> bcuz hes pplayed with him so much he knows what hes going to do
[19:30] myokscreename: it doesnt work that way
[19:30] myokscreename: if someone can beat dsf, that player is not crappy
[19:31] myokscreename: worst. example. ever
[19:31] DansBPM600: well i cant make a good analogy!
[19:31] DansBPM600: lol
[19:31] DansBPM600: fine between u and luigi
[19:31] DansBPM600: or....
[19:31] DansBPM600: not so sure
[19:31] DansBPM600: cant make a good analogy haha
[19:31] myokscreename: you should stop while you're ahead
[19:31] myokscreename: oh wait..
[19:36] DansBPM600: wait for what?
[19:38] DansBPM600: hmm
[19:39] myokscreename: ...you're not ahead...
[19:36] DansBPM600: wait for what?
[19:36] DansBPM600: brb
[19:38] DansBPM600: hmm
[19:39] myokscreename: you're not ahead
[19:40] DansBPM600: i knew u were gonna say it
[19:40] myokscreename: so why did u ask "wait for what"?
[19:40] DansBPM600: you said oh wat...
[19:40] DansBPM600: wait*
[19:41] myokscreename: as in..."oh wait, you're not ahead"
[19:41] DansBPM600: yeah i know....>.>
[19:41] myokscreename: no you do not
[19:41] DansBPM600: o.o
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